Fou's Snippet Book

"BIRDIE NO!"

Ah, the voice of Lindsay Jones... If I remember correctly as I'm falling to what is almost certain death, she voiced Vanessa Kimball in RVB, Hilda in that one 2014 superhero show RT did and Space Kid in Camp Camp. Funny how in the most dire of situations, those with ADHD can focus on the most random of things.

Ah, where are my manners!? I'm- You know what? How about we take this from the top?

"They will see. We'll fight until eternity~" I'm bored... this is just an endless black inky void... is this what the afterlife is supposed to be? "Come with me, We'll stand and fight together~" At least I have my memories, and can for some reason all of a sudden perfectly recall all these songs... Is this a perk to keep me from going insane? "Through our strength, we'll make a better day~" I really hope I could make a better day, if this is all it is can I at least have some agency of my movement rather than just feeling nothing but my own conscious thoughts and voice? "Tomorrow, we shall never surrender~"

"Ah! I see someone finally figured out the trick to my black room." AH FUCK MY EYES, "TURN THE DAMN LIGHTS OFF FUUUUUUUUU-" WHO THE FUCK IS PUTTING THEIR HAND IN MY MOU- Wait, I have a mouth, I have my eyes? I can TASTE HIS HAND!? "Shut the hell up, okay?" SHit spit it out, spit it out, spit it out. "My hand is clean, I washed it with sanitizer before putting it in your germ infested shithole." THAT'S THE PROBLEM, ASSHAT!

The man who shoved his sanitizer covered hand smiled as he withdrew it and promptly wiped it on a cloth before throwing it into the air, only for it to burst into flame. "You done freaking out?" He asked the only other man in the seemingly endless white expanse they stood in, he looked down upon his kneeling form as he spat saliva from his mouth and tried to wipe away his taste buds.

"DUDE! Not cool." He turned and yelled at the non descript man that had apparently pulled him from the inky void, he shoved himself off the floor and gave a finale spit. "Where the fuck are we?" He looked around, attempting to give shade to his eyes as he looked left and right. The place seeming to never end if went wither way. "Welcome to what I call the in between." He turned back to- "You can call me Alphonse." Alphonse, and shook the offered hand.

"John, John Fallout. My parents had a weird naming thing." John introduced himself with a sheepish scratch to the back of his head, seeming to have already gotten over the hand thing. "You mind telling me what the fuck is going on? Because last I can recall, I got impaled by a DMC Rebellion and Yamato replicas that were made of metal." His mind wandered back to how they were hanging from the ceiling with metal wires that snapped right as he walked under them and broke his skull before he could anything due to his delayed reaction.

"This is basically my home, and you have been the first person to ever set foot in it besides me." He explained, a white board appearing behind him with little doodles of random things, Dick butt, Kill Roy, the man ever turned around and drew a little duck. "Uh huh..." John looked all around again, hoping that he would be able to escape the purgatory he had entered. "So, sorry about getting D-stracted." He turned back to John, cracking his knuckles. "Since you're the first to pass, I'm going to give you a gift, the gift of lie~" He whispered the last part as he took a knee, as if it was some sort of sacred oath.

"Woah! Nothing wrong with it, but I'm not gay nor am I interested in being generbent nor fucking someone who is genderbent!" John exclaimed, crossing his arms over his chest in a big X as he mimicked the sound of a buzzer. A devilish smile spread upon Alphonse lips, "Nothing like that, dear boy! I'm going to give you a chance in a new world!" He seemed ecstatic as he pranced around the confused john, flowers falling from the air out of nowhere.

"Now, what should I do?" Alphonse abruptly stopped his galloping, instantly adopting a thinking pose, his foot taping rapidly on the ground. "How about laying me to eternal rest?" John finally spoke up, kinda of fed up with the bullshit going on around him and just wanting to rest. "Nope, Nada, Non, いいえ, No." Alphonse rapidly started saying no in multiple languages, taking a step forward each time he said another and slowly pushing John back as he attempted to gain some personal space from the maniac.

"Hey man, I would rather-WOAH!" John yelled as he fell backward into a pit, he was suspended into the air, frozen mid-fall and unable to speak as his body felt it was on fire. "Now, Johnny boy, I'm going to have my entertainment, I've been locked here only able to observe the same things over and over, so this time... I'M ADDING SOMETHING NEW TO THE MIX" Alphonse yelled, lightning leaving his fingers and connecting with John's body, a silent scream trying to leave his throat as he felt his very being be rearranged.

He blacked out before Alphonse could tell him about his new situation.

"Fuck, uhh... I don't want to leave you going in blind, so I might as well give you an information packet as well as the knowledge to tend to your new bodily functions, shouldn't I?" He spoke aloud, alone once more, considering John was knocked out. "Hmm. I will, might just make things more interesting." The sinister smile that grew on his lips would've sent shivers down many a spines. "Have fun, #$@!%&*& Sparda." He waved as he let the newly named teenage girl free fall into a crack that closed behind her.

And that takes us to now, me now a female, luckily I know how to take care of myself, with the body of a biological daughter/brother to Vergil and Nero Sparda. I'm falling towards the sky, and I'm #$@!%&*& Sparda. You know, flipping wasn't the best Idea considering I get a closer view of how far my death-Wait, I have the healing factor of Vergil...

Nah, I don't want to deal with this pain. I don't get access to shit like DT, but I do have numerous things at my hands. Just gotta use the Dark Slayer Style, right? "YAMATO!" FUCK THAT HURTS! Oh shit, is that a Never-OH SHIT IT IS! Uhhhhhhh. TRICK! GRAB THE FEATHERS BEHIND THEM. And safe~ Woo, never thought I would be doing this bullshit.

"I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!" Weiss, oh never change your pessimistic ways please. "WE'RE FINE, STOP WORRYING." Ah, ever the optimist, Ruby Rose... Wait how long was I in the air to hear Ruby's initial birdie no and then catch a ride on their nevermore.... I'm more surprised they haven't noticed me yet. "OH YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE-" Oh shit, that's my cue to JUMP!

"HAHAHA HA" MAN IS THIS FUN, WHEN YOU AREN'T DROPPED INTO THE AIR, THE RUSHING WINDS THE ADRENALIN? OH, IT'S A SWEET TREAT. Air trick up, keep height and momentum, Aim for the Deathstalker, aim a little ahead, Ice formed, and- "JACK-POT!"

"Is that music I hear?" Ruby asked, as the rest of her peers gathered around near the Relics, "Savior - Bloodstain" A voice with heavy metal rock could be heard from a distance, Blake looked to the sky and pointed, "Up there!" A person could be seen occasionally moving upward and forward, "HellFire - Shadow" with what looked like Glyphs appearing under their feet every so often. "Who-!?" Music accompanied them as if it was a natural part of their surroundings.

"JACK-POT" The voice of the girl could be heard screaming as he rested a hand on her sword, her form disappearing and reappearing behind the Death Stalker. White lines appeared as the world turned grey-scaled for a moment, then perfect cuts all across the space turning it into a fragment mess appeared. Her sword slowly fit back into it's Saya, and with a resounding click, the sound of glass shattering rang out in the field as the Grimm was cut in pieces.

"That... Was... SO... COOL!" Ruby exclaimed, already rushing forward. The girl turned around and smiled, right before stumbling forward and- *BLERG* Vomiting a mouthful of blood, getting everyone to exclaim in worry and rush forth, she held a hand up even as she steadied her self, getting them all to stop.

"There's another Deathstalker on the way, and you all need to deal with the Nevermore."

FUUUUUCK THAT WAS PAINFUL. Why did I even think the JCE would be a good idea!? "There's another Deathstalker on the way, and you all need to deal with the Nevermore." That got them all to pause, okay think, you're in RWBY, what the fuck do you do? Obviously you fight against Salem, but what should I- "-nd you should come with us." Ruby is looking at me with concern... Shit... puppy dog eyes.

"I'm not even supposed to be here, I recommend you all start running for it, or you'll be besieged by both Grimm." The mysterious girl wiped her lips of blood, turning around she began to walk away. "Wait! Who are you?" Of course Weiss would want to know, she had seen this mysterious person use her family's semblance.

She turned back to face them, her face set in a grimace. Ominous music somehow playing clearly for everyone in the clearing.

"I am... The Alpha and the Omega."

Her voice grave, as she locked eyes with Ruby.

"Cinnamon Sparda."