Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

After the fictitious transfer farce dissipated, Arsenal entered normal training.

In the 27th round of the Premier League, Xia Qi once again scored a hat trick, leading Arsenal to a 5:1 victory over Villa, and Manchester United defeated Rangers 2:0 away from home.

Both teams won, and the gap in the standings did not widen. Arsenal still has two points more than Manchester United.

After this round, Xia Qi scored 52 goals in a single season, breaking the record of 2011 goals in a single season set by Messi in the 2012-50 season.

Xia Qi's market value has therefore risen to 6000 million. Real Madrid chairman Florentino said in public that Real Madrid will become better if Xia Qi can come.

His statement made Wenger very angry, and he once again reiterated that Xia Qi was not for sale.

This matter had nothing to do with Manchester United. During the interview, Ferguson suddenly changed the topic to the statement of the chairman of Real Madrid. He pointed out: "Every player has the 'dream of being the emperor'. No one can refuse Real Madrid. The professor is loved again." Backstabbing is inevitable."

The reporters turned around and asked Wenger and Xia Qi.

Wenger's character is softer than Ferguson: "Fabregas left because he saw no hope, and now that we are on the road to victory, I can't think of a reason for Xia Qi to leave."

Xia Qi was not as graceful as Wenger. He spoke sharply and sarcastically: "Today is the temptation of Real Madrid, but what will it be tomorrow? The call of the national team?"

No matter what outside moves Sir Alex uses, they are useless. Because some people are destined to be without titles, such as Ballack, and our former captain Mr. Van Persie. "

The reporters' "conspiracy" succeeded and they jumped to find Van Persie. King Fan was furious and vowed to win the championship to prove that his original decision was correct...

As a result, the British media quickly divided into two groups, each speaking out for the teams they supported on the Internet, TV, and print media. Looking at the five major leagues, the Premier League is the most popular.

After 27 rounds of the Premier League, it was time for the fifth round of the FA Cup. Arsenal and Manchester United were both eliminated in the fourth round and had a rare break.

Wenger generously gave the players three days off.

However, at ten o'clock the next morning, Xia Qi still brought Balotelli to the base for training.

At this time, there were already three figures training on the court, namely De Bruyne, Walcott, and Wilshere.

"Xia, why are you late? Aren't you always the first?"

Xia Qi glared at Balotelli hatefully and kicked him lightly in the calf: "Why are you stunned? Hurry up and warm up."

Balotelli gave an honest fake smile, warmed up with Xia Qi, and then joined the training of the original three.

This group of people is affectionately called by Arsenal fans: "The Colney Five."

In the original time and space, after Balotelli moved from Manchester City to AC Milan, his competitive status plummeted, and he quickly fell from a pseudo-super giant to a marginal player.

Now that Xia Qi, the "housekeeper", is here, the situation is much better. Because of the holiday, Balotelli also went out last night, but with Xia Qi's supervision, he did not slip into the abyss.

In fact, among these five people, Balotelli has the highest physical talent. Others are fed by God, but he is fed by God.

The only shortcoming is lack of self-discipline, otherwise his achievements will be more than "pseudo-super giant".

After the FA Cup, the Premier League ushered in the 28th round of matches, Manchester United VS Norwich, Tottenham VS Arsenal.

Since Arsenal only leads Manchester United by two points, and Manchester United's opponents in this round are very weak, it is not difficult to win three points.

On the contrary, Arsenal is a North London derby, and it will be difficult to get three points.

The British media who support Manchester United have cheered for Tottenham. They regard this round as a good opportunity for Manchester United to take the lead.

3月02日英超联赛第28轮，曼联不出意外的4:0大胜诺维奇。

After the game, Ferguson did not talk about his own game. He gave advice to Tottenham coach Villas-Boas and asked him to send heavy troops to defend the person who provided "weapons" to Xia Qi.

Villas-Boas was also full of confidence, claiming that he had found a way to restrict Xia Qi and Arsenal.

Little Monster Adebayor announced on Twitter that he would score a goal in the game and personally knock Arsenal off the top of the standings.

Reporters wanted to find "big mouth" Xia Qi to break the news, but found that the Kearney training base was closed.

Arsenal are training in secret.

The supporters of Manchester United began to party in advance. They thought Arsenal had been tricked.

League points are like sand in your hand. The more you care about it, the tighter it becomes, but you can’t hold it anymore.

In the same way, the more Arsenal care about Tottenham, the less likely they are to win.

At 3 o'clock in the evening on March 03, the North London Derby started, and Arsenal visited White Hart Lane.

When the commentator announced Arsenal's starting lineup, everyone was dumbfounded.

Wenger is doing something wrong again.

In this game, Arsenal arranged a lineup that Wenger has never played since the team was founded - 343.

The 343 formation is not uncommon in football, and many head coaches who favor offense like this configuration.

But in Wenger's coaching career, the starting lineup has never played 343. Tonight is the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair.

The goalkeeper is Martinez, and the three defenders are Mertesacker, Umtiti, and Vermaelen.

The midfielder is configured with three defensive midfielders, with Cazorla playing defensive midfielder. Xia Qi and Arteta play as the organizing midfielder.

De Bruyne is the attacking midfielder and frontcourt commander.

The left winger is Podolski, the center Balotelli, and the right winger Theo Walcott.

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In front of the TV, Ferguson saw Wenger's change of formation for the first time and immediately curled his lips with disdain and mocked: "Coward!"

In Ferguson's eyes, he and Wenger were the Lions and Tigers of the Premier League forest, while Tottenham were just a little white rabbit.

Tiger vs rabbit, what kind of conspiracy! Just hit it!

But Wenger didn't dare.

Ferguson looked down on him from the bottom of his heart!

Later, Ferguson saw Xia Qi's position.

"What the hell? Why are you three midfielders?"

Ferguson immediately thought of something and fell into deep thought.

After a long while, Ferguson took a deep breath and murmured: "This is to limit Bayern's two wings flying together. Bale's speed is about the same as Robben's. Wenger is training with Tottenham. How disrespectful is this? !Fuck, Fuck, damn the French guy, he actually looks down on me."

Ferguson thought too much. He thought that Wenger looked down on Tottenham and would use Tottenham as an experiment.

If you think about it, this is not true. You look down on Manchester United who are struggling to chase points behind Arsenal.

Ferguson was instantly furious.

Wenger immediately sneezed at White Hart Lane: "Who is missing me?"

One thing, Ferguson guessed right, Wenger's change of formation was indeed for Bayern.

Wenger did not despise Bayern because of the first-leg victory. On the contrary, for two weeks after returning to London, all he could think about was Bayern.

Wenger knew very well that the reason why Arsenal could win in the first round was not only because he became stronger, but also because Heynckes failed to change his formation.

Wenger concluded that Bayern, which is fighting against the odds, will definitely use the tactic they are most familiar with and good at after Franck Ribery returns from injury - flying together on both wings.