Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Qualification in the group is as stable as a dog,

After qualifying, he will fight in the universe.

Champions League every year,

Then he was fucked out of Xiang,

Bitter or not, think about Wenger leading the team.

Does it hurt? Just think about your factory being beaten.

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2013 year 2 month 20 day,

Accompanied by the music of "Your Factory Has Collapsed", Xia Qishan led the caddy into the Allianz Arena, the home of Bundesliga giant Bayern Munich.

All the above jokes about making fun of Arsenal came to mind.

The Champions League is a pain for Arsenal!

Wenger has been preparing for this game for a long time.

Too much attention made the usually elegant professor become a little anxious.

After shaking hands with Bayern coach Heynckes, he frowned and paced back and forth on the sidelines, looking like a restless rookie coach.

On the other hand, Heynckes looked relaxed and chatted and laughed with his assistants.

This is also the main theme of the Allianz Arena at this time. The Allianz Arena, which can accommodate 75000 people, is packed with seats.

The fans were all smiling, and countless huge Bayern flags were dancing wantonly in the stands...

Accompanied by the Champions League theme song, beating the beat of the music, twisting the body, laughter is flying everywhere...

This is a festival,

Happy Red Ocean Festival!

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

“Viewers, welcome to the Penguin Live Room to watch the first leg of the 2012-2013 Champions League 1/8 finals on time.

I am your old friend Zhang Lu,

I am Zhan Jun.

Tonight's game will see Bundesliga leader Bayern Munich face Premier League leader Arsenal at home.

This is not only a contest between the two league leaders, but also a battle of revenge for Arsenal.

Bayern is very strong this season. Coach Heynckes, who has entered the palace for the third time, has created a perfect 4231 formation for Bayern.

A total of three strikers appear at the fulcrum position. Mandzukic, who transferred from Wolfsburg this season, has a practical playing style and great tactical effect.

He is not only an excellent penalty area terminator, but also has a defensive buff. He has excellent air defense capabilities, a strong and cunning style of play, and is the favorite of Hai Shuai.

"The game is about to begin. Coach Zhang, please introduce to the fans and friends the starting lineups of the two teams tonight."

"Ok."

"The home team Bayern Munich has a lineup of 4231:

The goalkeeper is the fifth defender - Neuer - forward who is focused on moving forward.

The right back is the double captain of the German national team and Bayern - Lahm,

The central defender combination is Boateng and Brazilian iron defender Dante. The combination of the two combines speed and confrontation, which can be said to be impregnable.

This season is Boateng's second season with Bayern. He is calm-minded and good at marking. In addition to his invincible air defense ability, he is also among the best in the world in tracking back and filling positions.

If there are no accidents in this game, Boateng will be the choice to defend Xia Qi.

The left back is Alaba, who is only 20 years old. Despite his youth, he has played 27 games for Bayern this season and is an important member of Bayern's steel defense.

The defensive midfielder position is occupied by Schweinsteiger and Xavi Martinez from Spain.

Bastian Schweinsteiger is the metronome of the team's transition from offense to defense.

Javi Martinez, who joined for 4000 million euros this season, is Bayern's defensive anchor.

The two of them attack and defend with clear functions, which is an important factor for Bayern to lead the Bundesliga standings by a large margin.

The right midfielder is the Dutch Peter Pan Robben. Robben suffered an injury at the beginning of the season and missed many rounds of games. After his return, his form exploded. In 5 games, he provided 8 assists and scored 11 goals.

Robben is nicknamed Mr. Big Scene and has repeatedly won in high-end games. Tonight, Arsenal's back line will face a huge test and must be extremely careful.

The attacking midfielder position is Kroos. He is Bayern's frontcourt commander and has top passing vision...

Tonight's left midfielder is versatile Muller. In this position, the coach actually likes to use Allianz King Ribery, but Ribery was injured during pre-match training.

Under Hai Shuai's tactical system, Muller appears more in the attacking midfielder and right wing positions. He can also play on the left wing tonight, but it is not his best position.

Arsenal may be able to do something about this.

The center is Mandzukic. Mandzukic is Bayern's biggest discovery this season. It is because of his appearance that Bayern is far ahead of Dortmund in the Bundesliga.

Arsenal’s lineup for this campaign is 451:

The goalkeeper is Martinez,

The left backs Gibbs, Mertesacker and Umtiti form a central defender partner, and Aurier is the right back.

Arteta and Cazorla continue to partner on the left and right midfielders.

Xia Qi plays the left midfielder, Wilshere is the attacking midfielder, and Walcott plays the right midfielder.

Balotelli has a single arrow.

If I were to rate the three lines of both sides, I think:

Position…Bayern…Arsenal

Goalkeeper...9.8...8.5

Defender...9.3...8.7

Lower back...9.7...8.5

Frontcourt...9.5...9.3

Center...9.5...9.5

In other words, I think Arsenal's midfield and frontcourt are about the same as Bayern's, but their midfield and backfield are slightly worse, especially the midfielder.

So in tonight's game, Arsenal will be very passive. "

"Okay, fans and friends, the players are already standing in the center circle and ready to kick off."

Beep!

"The game has started. The one wearing the dark blue jersey is Arsenal. He is attacking from the left to the right of the screen. The one wearing the red jersey is Bayern..."

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On the field

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host [Dragon Roar and Tiger Roar]."

"Dragons fight in the wild, tigers roar in the mountains and forests, the host is a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, the overlord is in the chest, the host is possessed by the overlord, and the power is overwhelming the mountains and the world..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

Beep!

Mandzukic knocked the ball back to Kroos and rushed forward.

At the same time, Bayern's wings, Robben and Muller, also rushed forward.

On Arsenal's side, Wilshere defended Cross. Faced with Wilshere's attack, Cross behaved very low-key.

The ball was passed to Bastian Schweinsteiger before Wilshere pounced.

Balotelli pressed towards Bastian Schweinsteiger and the football came to Kroos' feet again.

It seems that both sides are doing "useless efforts", but this is not the case. After two passes, Bayern's striker has reached the designated position.

Wilshere pounced on Cross again, and the latter dunked the football into a spin to avoid Wilshere's attack.

The moment I was about to leave,