Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

On the 75th minute,

3: 6!

Arshavin's powerful shot,

Shattered the dream of Manchester United people to reverse!

There are less than 20 minutes left, and we have to chase at least three more goals. This is too difficult!

Manchester United fans were slumped in their seats with eyes wide open and unfocused. There was only the Arsenal fight hymn in the sky above Old Trafford, as if this was actually the Emirates Stadium.

Only Ferguson didn't give up.

He replaced Cleverley with Nani and Rafael with Lingard.

Wenger wanted to make adjustments after Ferguson's substitution, but after seeing Ferguson's tactics after the substitution...

Wenger was convinced that his old friend's gambler's disease had relapsed, and there was no need for him to respond.

After Manchester United made substitutions, there were three defenders in the backcourt, Carrick dealt the cards in the midfield, and there were many forwards in the midfield and frontcourt who could receive the ball.

What looks like a double-barreled shotgun turns into a multiple rocket launcher,

Seems like a good way to break the situation,

But what about the organization and hardness of the midfield?

What if Carrick can't deal the cards?

The old guy was betting on the star's ability and gave up on tactical coordination.

Wenger felt that if he ignored it, he would not be fooled.

The game continues,

Although Wenger believed that Ferguson's tactical adjustment was a failure, Manchester United still showed momentum after the newcomer came on the field.

After two young catfish entered the sardine field, the Manchester United players seemed to have engines installed under their feet.

They ran wildly, and in the next game, the offense was like a wave, because there was no organization, just simple long passes,

Therefore,

There aren't many truly threatening shots.

Ferguson knew very well that if the players could not make any gains in "Cheng Yaojin's three axes", then what awaited them would be a sharp blow from Arsenal.

He stood on the sidelines with a gloomy face, like a monarch, inspecting his subordinates with round "death eyes".

on the field,

Nani deserves to be called "Cristiano Ronaldo II". He passed Xia Qi and Arteta on the left side and broke through to the left corner of the penalty area.

The moment Nani passed Xia Qi, the cheers at Old Trafford were as strong as an earthquake.

Xia Qi's eardrums felt a dull pain at that moment.

It looked like this at the time:

Carrick dealt the cards, and Nani turned his back to the offensive direction and the defensive player Xia Qi.

He raised his foot to coordinate with Ashley Young hitting the wall.

But instead of passing the football out with his right foot, he dropped from the front of the football and kicked the football between his legs with his heel.

It only took the AI ​​0.01 seconds to calculate his intention and calculated that the football would pass through the "wickets" of Nani and Xia Qi at the same time in 0.12 seconds, but the time it took for Xia Qi to close the door was 0.27 seconds.

AI makes what it thinks is the most correct solution,

Turn around - chase the ball!

but,

Nani also turned around quickly. When he saw Xia Qi completing the turn in front of him, he pulled the hem of Xia Qi's jersey behind him. When they were abreast of each other, he gave Xia Qi an elbow. He didn't forget to push back when he rushed forward. Play Xia Qi for a while.

Nani hit the ball with his heel and turned around in one go. His movements were skillful and quick. The most important thing is that he made Xia Qi, who Manchester United fans hate the most, suffocate!

Manchester United fans subconsciously ignored Nani's three-hit move and immediately showed their enthusiasm for the rest of their lives.

No matter how powerful the AI ​​is, it can't make Xia Qi's body immune to physical attacks. Xia Qi's turn became an aircraft carrier's U-turn.

"Ding dong, it is detected that the host has a hostile relationship with Manchester United, triggering a hidden mission."

"Hidden mission: Double defeat Manchester United this season.

Mission accomplished, award: Stadium Taboo patch pack. After the system patch is updated, the host can use small actions that are not allowed by the rules but are tacitly approved by the referee while hanging up with one click. "

I rely on!

AI is too scary,

Will learn and correct mistakes!

God!

Does humanity still have a bright future?

However, it smells so good!

on the field,

After Nani passed Xia Qi, he changed direction on his bicycle, passed Arteta, and reached the upper left corner of the penalty area.

Sagna stepped forward to defend. In the middle, there were Rooney three meters away and Robin van Persie five meters away. They both reached out to Nani for the ball.

Nani glanced at the two of them, dunked the ball, and pretended to break through to the left. Unexpectedly, Sagna was not fooled at all. He defended from the inside but not from the outside. He gave up if he wanted to break through from the outside.

Nani's reputation as Cristiano Ronaldo II is really not a lie. If an ordinary person is too late to react, he may pull the football back with inertia and fall right into Sagna's defense.

As for Nani, he saw Sania's unpreparedness in the blink of an eye and immediately implemented the fake move.

This is a superstar ability!

What’s even more awesome is,

When passing Sagna, he suddenly moved the football to the right, like a car grabbing the lane, squeezing in front of Sagna and completing the inside cut.

This cut inside is very similar to Peter Pan Robben. Defenders all know that Robben can't stop him if he cuts inside.

The same goes for Nani. Sagna defended inside rather than outside, and always focused his defense on the inside. As a result, Nani made a "C" and cut inside in a curve.

And Sagna knew that Nani was thinking about cutting inside, but in the end he couldn't prevent it.

Mertesacker immediately filled in, and Rooney in the middle had been left open.

He raised his arms and shouted, "Me! Give it to me!"

Nani still ignored Mertesacker and fired a powerful shot!

The football hit Mertesacker's body and bounced outward.

Sagna and Rooney chased the football, facing Arteta and Xia Qi.

Sagna was smart and saw that it was three snatches and one, and immediately moved sideways to block Rooney.

Arteta jumped high, stopped the ball with his chest, and handed the football to Xia Qi.

Xia Qi kicked the ball and the ball was given to Podolski.

Podolski advanced on the right, Xia Qi in the middle, and Arshavin on the left, while sprinting forward.

Manchester United players also returned to defense like a tide at this time, and both sides were competing for speed.

After passing the center circle, Podolski made a pass and pushed the football to the front of Xia Qi.

Ferdinand fought and retreated in front of Xia Qi to guard against Xia Qi's superiority.

However, Xia Qi inserted the football into the left rib of the penalty area with his first touch.

Arshavin, who stayed at the front, quickly passed Evans, caught up with the ball and pushed the ball.

The football rushed against the turf towards the near corner of the goal. De Gea quickly dived sideways. Although he stretched his body as much as possible in the air, he was really not good at diving into the lower left corner.

The football crashed into the net against the left goal post.

3: 7!

"Arsenal counterattacked quickly."

"Arsenal's frontcourt trident, Podolski dribbles the ball on the right, Xia Qi is in the middle, and Arshavin is on the left. Arshavin is in front of the three, and the three just form a diagonal line."

"Pass the ball!"

"Pass! The football is at Arshavin's feet."

"Slash to the ground!"

"The ball is in!"

"After Nani's shot was blocked, Arsenal took just 12 seconds to counterattack with the winning goal."

"In the 82nd minute of the game, Arsenal led by four goals! Arsenal completely sealed the victory. Manchester United should have lost their first double-red match this season."

This goal also completely extinguished the resistance of Manchester United players.

The Manchester United fans in the stands were very quiet!

Many fans were in tears, looking up at the LED screen above the stadium in confusion!

Seven goals!

The Red Devils and Manchester United were massacred by Arsenal at home!

去年，（2011年8月28日）他们就是在这里8:2大胜过阿森纳。

At that time, Rooney scored a set-piece hat-trick, and Ashley Young scored twice.

Now, Arsenal's revenge has come.

...

"Xia Qi scored twice with assists and completely sealed the victory."

"Tonight he is like a bright moon. His five goals and two assists will definitely go down in history."

"As the saying goes, one drink and one peck is a predetermined decision. You treat me to drink Lafite, and I treat you to drink Qixi..."

"The Manchester United players showed confusion on their faces. They were knocked out of their spirits by Xia Qi and his teammates..."

"The rest of the time was a torment for them. Arsenal fans started to make waves, while Manchester United fans began to leave early, although there are still about ten minutes before the end of the game..."