Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

1: 4!

The 1:4 score on the LED screen above the stadium is so bloody!

Ferguson turned blue and roared loudly: "You bastards, do you want me to send you back to the youth team to study?"

After the hair dryer,

Manchester United looked much better when they kicked off again, not so irritable.

But Arsenal's momentum has risen.

In the 10th minute, Cazorla and Arteta both grabbed Ashley Young and intercepted the football.

Arteta made a long pass and the football flew into the penalty area.

Xia Qi rushed to Ferdinand and jumped up again,

If you dare to come, I will elbow you!

This is Qihe!

After Ferdinand jumped up, he was given an elbow, but he knew that at this moment, the whole audience was paying attention to him, and he did not dare to attack as harshly as before.

Seeing Ferdinand being mean again, all the Arsenal fans roared: "Elbow him!" "Elbow this son of a bitch to death."

AI has no feelings and will not retaliate like humans. This is both an advantage and a disadvantage.

In the air, Xia Qi did not fight back, but struggled to pull the lever, trying to keep himself in the air.

"Damn it, why are you so soft? Fight back!"

"Fight back quickly!"

"Punch him!"

"Pretend to be balanced and slap him in the face!"

"Throw your hands away!"

"The red and yellow cards are the medals of men. What are you afraid of?"

Xia Qi's efforts made Arsenal fans even more heartbroken and distressed.

Because they all understand that Xia Qi is not a weakling, and a weakling will not face it bravely after being elbowed.

They just hate Xia Qi for playing football too honestly.

They just hate that this world makes honest people suffer!

Xia Qi's efforts made Ferdinand furious!

MMP, you don’t want to lose face, right?

What the hell, don’t go down!

He lost his mind,

He directly grabbed Xia Qi's arm and pulled him down.

This is the flaw of human beings, not being calm enough!

At this time, football should be addressed first, after all, this is a football game.

They both fell to the ground at the same time,

Ferdinand fell and fell.

And AI still has a mission.

Xia Qi fell to the ground and staggered. He put his hands on the ground and used the strength of his hands to stagger forward with his waist arched!

The two of them hit it off immediately!

"Idiot!" Ferguson shouted angrily from the sidelines!

Under his sight, Xia Qi staggered forward and rushed towards the football.

After playing dirty tricks, the danger was still not resolved.

Ferguson was furious, but the fire burned next door.

At this time, the tenacious Xia Qi shines like a Red Devil in Ferguson's eyes. Isn't this the successor of Cantona and Keane?

MMP, damn Mancini sold my child to Arsenal!

Shet!

shit!

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"Danger!"

"Xia Qi!"

"Danger! Be careful!"

"Xia Qi! Come on!"

Manchester United fans and Arsenal fans belatedly discovered Xia Qi's efforts and saw what would happen after his efforts. They rushed to exclaim and cheer.

The football was bouncing on the turf not far from Xia Qi...

Evra, Evans…

Podolski…

Everyone rushed towards the football, and Ferdinand, who had fallen to the ground, quickly got up.

One thousand shots!

The AI ​​no longer controlled Xia Qi to maintain balance, but instead let Xia Qi kick his legs on the ground, splashing grass and mud behind him, and launched himself out.

The body slides against the turf!

The friction between the turf and the face and the body and a slight pain came.

What Xia Qi was thinking was: Is it true that beautiful women match ugly men?

"what!……"

"Oh, God!"

"Xia Qi!" (broken sound)

too crazy!

So burning!

Work really hard to score a goal!

This is a real man!

On the turf, Xia Qi was gliding, raising his head, tilting his head back, shaking his head, and actually slapped the football with his face!

The football immediately flew towards the goal, and flying with it was a touch of bright red...

De Gea quickly dived to the side, but the speed of the football that was hit in the face was not slower than that kicked with his feet. His save was still a beat slower!

The desperate De Gea had only one thought in his mind: Does Xia Qi know that face is his own?

The football dives into the net before De Gea pounces!

1: 5!

Nine minutes, five goals!

"Five goals in nine minutes, Xia Qi went crazy tonight, completing the Ninth Five Supremes that has never been done before or since."

Zhan Jun was wrong. Three years later, there was a Polish double standard, and he also completed the feat of being supreme in 1995.

Thunderous applause erupted at Old Trafford.

This applause is not for Xia Qi, the Supreme Nine Kings, but for Xia Qi who fights tenaciously!

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi received applause from the audience. He is the second man after Ronaldo to conquer Old Trafford..."

Manchester United fans, players, Ferguson...are confused.

So cruel,

How shameless!

How cruel!

It’s only been 11 minutes, but my butt hasn’t even warmed up yet, so it’s already 1:5!

What's the difference between that and telling you the game is over?

The so-called battle for the top spot is a joke!

Fans who scolded the alien Ronaldo here ten years ago feel that they owe Ronaldo an apology.

It turns out that

Humans are the most cruel creatures in the universe!

They apologize for their shallowness back then.

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Football hit in the face? ?

cough, cough,

His face was hit on the football, and his face was covered with blood from his nose, which did not make Xia Qi express any more expression.

He scored five goals in an unprecedented nine minutes, which did not make Xia Qi any more expressive.

The standing ovation at Old Trafford didn't make Xia Qi any more expressive.

Just when the Manchester United fans thought that Xia Qi was just a tough guy with a paralyzed face, he stepped out of the court, and then, his face showed expressions of pain, fear, anger, pride, and even shyness.

How can one face have so many expressions?

Is this world real?

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Xia Qi was receiving treatment from the team doctor on the sidelines, and the director gave a close-up shot.

Under the camera, the injury was "serious". The nosebleed was still bleeding and could only be clamped with a nose clip. Some small scratches on the face that were not visible in the live broadcast were also exposed under a close-up lens.

What made Xia fans the most furious was that when Xia Qi lifted up his jersey, he saw a bruise on his left waist, which was pinched by Ferdinand. As for the two elbows, they were internal injuries, but they were forgotten.

"What a fight!"

Ferguson looked up at the LED screen and said with emotion.

"Like our players."

"You also think he should be one of ours?"

"Of course, Boss, don't you think he looks like Cantona? The art is domineering, and the domineering is full of art!"

"Arsenal will not sell it, at least not to us, unless...Gary, check his agent..."

Arsenal coaching bench

"Xia, how about resting next game?"

"Boss, Rebecca said I can play."

"But wearing a mask is inconvenient."

"Head, no reversal, no Red Devils! Although my teammates are all excellent, although we are four goals ahead, I want to fight with them. We have been killed three times!"

Ten minutes later, Xia Qi stood on the sidelines wearing a mask, waiting to play.

Old Trafford bursts into applause again!

"In the 30th minute of the game, after treatment, Xia Qi came on the field wearing a mask. The score on the court is still 1:5."