Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The much-anticipated battle for the top spot,

Two minutes into the game,

The guard with a sword swung his sword from the palace,

The Gunners rebel general killed the owner and completed the Premier League - kill!

The Red Devils lead 1:0.

Van Persie refused to celebrate after scoring, which improved his character a bit.

The game continues and Arsenal prepare for kick-off.

Ferguson saw Xia Qi stuck in the Manchester United back line with naked intentions, and felt a little disdain in his heart.

Inzaghi - show his face? ? Low!

Even if Xia Qi has the body, speed, and skills.

Kicking like this is also a secret kick.

If I were Wenger, Xia Qi would become the king of the small penalty area - Ruud Ruud.

Wenger: Stop it! How much is Ruud van Nistelrooy worth?

on the field,

Wilshere kicked off the ball and kicked the football to Arteta. At the same time, Xia Qi in the frontcourt suddenly retreated.

Evra, the tough guy who defended Xia Qi, kept in mind Ferguson's instructions and kept an eye on Xia Qi.

Follow immediately.

The two ran towards the Arsenal goal together, and a gap appeared between Evra and his partner Ferdinand.

Arteta immediately passed the ball into space.

At this moment, Xia Qi pushed his feet to the ground, and his usual return training took effect. He quickly completed the change of direction in a few tenths of a second and prepared to pass Evra at lightning speed.

As the best left back in Europe, Evra did not choose to turn around at the same time, but reached out to grab Xia Qi.

Up - tactical foul!

A scene that shocked everyone happened. The world's top defender, who committed a hard-core foul, didn't get what he asked for. He only caught an afterimage.

"So fast!"

"This is impossible!"

"Why???"

Manchester United fans screamed one after another,

The gum in Ferguson's mouth spurted out in shock.

Xia Qi's six-dimensional data was analyzed and compared by Ferguson before the game.

But how can paper data be visually impactful?

It's like Bell eating Maicon raw. The data on paper is not valid, but it happened and it became an eternal classic.

At this time, it's the same.

Ferguson felt that Xia Qi was cruel because he had not met Evra, but! Now!

The best left back in Europe actually missed a foul!

Only Arsenal fans are calm,

They saw a familiar scene happen. They used the voices of ten thousand people to shout out the sounds of eighty thousand people.

"Eat them alive!"

"eat them"

"First!"

"one!"

"one!"

"one!"

Don't think that the shouts of the fans are useless.

wrong,

It also really affected Ferdinand.

Ferdinand is afraid that he is "two",

however,

Murphy's Law is everywhere.

Ferdinand filled the position in panic and rushed towards the football.

Under sight,

Although Xia Qi is far away from the football, he is very fast and it is obvious to the naked eye that he will grab the football first.

The enthusiasm of Arsenal fans was ignited again, and they couldn't wait to shout: "Two!"

With this shout, Ferdinand, who originally wanted to slide and tackle directly to see if he could destroy the football, hesitated.

Because if the sliding tackle fails, then he will definitely be the "two".

Although there are Evra's pearls in front,

But he still doesn't believe it!

I don’t believe that when two people meet, they can’t even commit a foul.

In the final analysis, Xia Qi's "evil reputation" is not prominent enough. After all, he has only played five Premier League games, there are not enough players, and the brand is not loud enough.

There was no doubt about Ferdinand's ability, but he hesitated.

When experts compete, hesitation is fatal!

Xia Qi accelerated a second time, and with a heavy shoulder and bicycle, he passed directly.

And Ferdinand's vicious shoulder charge almost turned him into a gourd!

"two!"

Arsenal fans cheered in victory and then quickly shouted:

"Single sword!"

"Single sword!"

Tonight, Xia Qi was on the back line, and after passing two people, he faced the goalkeeper.

Compared with the "big dragon" that Xia Qi has eaten in the past, tonight's "eating raw" can only be regarded as a "little dragon". Although it is still unfulfilled, Arsenal fans are still very excited to see a single sword.

Wenger leaned forward with his butt just touching the bench, while Ferguson walked to the sidelines with his hands in his pockets.

If Xia Qi succeeds in scoring a single goal, it will not be that the two sides return to the starting line, but that the west wind will prevail over the east wind and the guest will dominate.

The two famous coaches knew the importance of this goal and were very nervous, but their faces remained calm.

De Gea chose to attack quickly,

Since the distance between the Manchester United defender and the goalkeeper is not too big, Xia Qi has no room to shoot.

De Gea lowered his center of gravity with confidence and spread his arms as much as possible to expand the defensive area.

Arsenal fans were in a bit of a mixed mood. Just a second ago, they were dreaming of another inhuman goal from Xia Qi.

The next second I saw De Gea's flawless defense, I felt that it was okay to score one honestly.

The AI ​​seems to have heard the voices of the fans and chose the "pendulum pass" that is familiar to humans.

Just like Ronaldo in history, he is riding a bicycle, leaning forward to the right, and the football is also moving to the right. Looking at this posture and center of gravity, he has to pass people to the right, and there is no other possibility.

De Gea quickly pounced to the left and spread his legs in a straight line to expand the interception area.

However, when Xia Qi pounced to the left, he pulled the football back between his feet. At the same time, his body that tilted forward to the right bounced back, completing half a pendulum.

The football under his feet rolled towards the inside of his left foot.

The body tilts to the left at the same time, which is the other half of the pendulum. After doing the other half, Xia Qiren is already behind the goalkeeper, facing the empty goal.

"Xia Qi passed the goalkeeper!"

"Push the empty door!"

"Xia Qi used a pendulum to pay tribute to Ronaldo. Fans and friends, do you remember that Alfred head that made your blood boil?"

"Xia Qi has scored in six consecutive Premier League games. The goals in tonight's game came very early. The stars of both teams scored."

1: 1!

47 seconds after Van Persie scored, Xia Qisheng defeated the defender and goalkeeper to equalize the score.

The game continues,

Manchester United no longer (dared) to be aggressive and did not dare to press forward too hard.

But he is not aggressive, but Xia Qi is.

The football was placed at the feet of Ashley Young, and it hadn't even begun to sink.

Xia Qi appeared in front of him.

Ferguson on the sidelines glanced at Wenger quickly. He was a thousand-year-old fox, so of course he couldn't tell anything.

Ferguson thought: Defensive forward! Wenger, like me, is stealing the Bundesliga. It seems that it is only a matter of time before Bundesliga coaches will flock to the Premier League.

On the pitch:

Ashley Young pedaled his bicycle, turning three times to the left and three times to the right, twisting his butt. He could not knock Xia Qi down. He might have been a little annoyed or angry, or he might have been obsessed with himself.

He directly hit Xia Qi with the football around.

The speed was very fast and the momentum was strong, but it failed to open a road to the sky, and instead staggered itself.

Xia Qi took the opportunity to step forward, squeezed his hips, and turned around to give him a slap in the face. Ashley Young rolled towards the pin like a bowling ball and Ferguson was knocked down with one hit.

Arsenal fans cheered, shouting: "Grand Slam!"

A grand slam is a game term in bowling that refers to the knockout of all pins in one hit.

happy!

What I hate the most in my life is people who watch football for free with their hands in their pockets and get paid for it!

Quiet!

A barrage of comments floated across the live broadcast platform:

"It's so eye-catching! One operation is as fierce as a tiger, take a closer look at the original pestle."

"Big A, I can't call you Yang!"

"It's not that I can't hit Xia Qi, but it's Ferguson that I want to hit."

"What are you looking for in the sky? That's Sir Alex Ferguson's chewing gum! The taste is different from last time, can't you taste it?"

Xia Qi took the opportunity to leave with the football.