Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Arsenal's preparations for the game are arduous and depressing;

Because Manchester United now has Ferguson.

Undeniable,

Manchester United with Ferguson is the Red Devils, and Manchester United without him is nothing!

Undeniable,

Manchester United is Arsenal’s sufferer!

In the last six games, five in the Premier League and one in the FA Cup, Arsenal and Manchester United have a record of 1 win and 5 losses, putting them at an absolute disadvantage.

It can be said that in the post-Vieira era, Manchester United beat Arsenal in all aspects, whether it is the club's attractiveness or the team's record.

Looking at the development history of Arsenal is a history of blood and tears against Manchester United.

In the past ten years, Manchester United people have done three things: eat, sleep, and play Arsenal.

Manchester United→Old enemy→Natural enemy!

and so:

The law of loyalty is betrayal;

and,

Fan Dazhi is a traitor!

However, don’t bully the “young man” into being poor!

right now,

Arsenal is no longer a team competing for the top four;

right now,

The top scorer in the Premier League is the Arsenal striker.

All this makes Sunday night's game more interesting and meaningful!

When Arsenal fans are gearing up to listen to the collective cry of their natural enemies in the "heart" of their old enemy,

A thunderbolt from the blue!

The 76000-seat Old Trafford stadium only sells tickets to visiting teams.

The relationship between the two teams has reached a freezing point. Manchester United surpassed Tottenham for the first time and became the most hated one by Arsenal fans.

Arsenal immediately lodged a protest with the Football Association, demanding that one-third of the tickets be given as per the rules.

However, the top five players such as Manchester United, Juventus, Bayern, Real Madrid, and Barcelona are treated like scholar-bureaucrats not to mention their own "bamboo shoes" but even those in Europe's "bamboo shoes".

Arsenal's protest was like a mud cow in the sea. Moments before Arsenal fans set off, the Football Association replied: Relevant departments are actively negotiating.

Ticketing: Manchester United-win!

Since tickets are hard to come by, (Arsenal Fan Zone)

Jack's family, who wanted to go on an expedition with the team, asked Xia Qi for help.

When Xia Qi went home in the evening, he opened Jack's study room and saw Jack and his daughter sitting on the computer table, one talking eloquently and the other typing furiously on the keyboard.

"Are you grabbing tickets? I got them for you."

"No, how about quarreling with those country bumpkins?"

Xia Qi came forward and saw that the father and daughter were scolding the Manchester United fans!

"What's going on? Are you so excited?"

"These country bumpkins came to the forum and said, sooner or later, you will be one of theirs too. Let us make you the captain as soon as possible. Isn't that annoying?"

Selling the captain is an eternal pain for Arsenal. Manchester United fans’ precise sniping made the father and daughter crazy!

"You cursed so many curse words, but it's not very harmful!"

"You said that Robin van Persie has ambitions but no championship prospects. Those who gain ambitions lose the world. Manchester United is destined to be empty-handed this season. This is fate and an arrangement from God."

One shot into the soul!

After the other party was silent for a moment, it was their turn to use dirty words to flood the screen!

Post Bar Battle: Arsenal-win!

Tonight, Manchester City, Carrington training ground

Ferguson kept switching back and forth between Arsenal VS Liverpool, VS Manchester City, and VS Chelsea game highlights.

"Boss, why don't you go back? You've read these twelve or three times, right?"

"Arsene (Wenger), what a lucky guy..."

Ferguson licked his lips, feeling a little envious and helpless but more excited.

The media described him as aggressive, which is a neutral assessment.

It is combativeness that makes Manchester United the world-famous Red Devils it is.

Because of his combativeness, Ferguson had no friends in the Premier League, only opponents.

"The guy next door is also an idiot. He finally came out of the youth training, but he was sent away."

Manchester United assistant coach Gary Watt had a small complaint. The stupid behavior next door gave Manchester United an opponent out of thin air.

"Gary, Mancini is not an idiot. He just doesn't have as much ink in his belly as Arsenado. He can't mold that boy. If the boy stays next door, he will eventually become ordinary. Just look at Balotelli and you will know the final result of that child. .”

"Only in the hands of Arsene will he shine, in the Premier League." Ferguson pondered for a moment and changed his words: "In Europe, Arsene is the well-deserved number one in terms of tactical reserves."

"Look, this is a B2B striker, this is a free man in the frontcourt, this is an attacking midfielder. In the past few years since Arsene was pressed to the ground by us and rubbed, our tactics have changed qualitatively. These wild imaginations, ten of us I can’t even think of it.”

"It's okay to have Messi as a template for the free man in the frontcourt. If the attacking midfielder is pressed too hard, maybe I can think of it. This B2B... Di Matteo also..."

"It's different. Spain's golden boy is playing as a left-back, but this Xia Qi is integrated into the tactics and is a free man in the true sense. Beckenbauer... and he is also Beckenbauer in the frontcourt... I am jealous, Gary."

"Head, don't think about this. I think the two games they played against Olympiacos and Norwich were actually training for us.

Xia Qi transformed into a beast version of Inzaghi during the game, which was so efficient that it just restrained our tactics. "

"Gary, you are right! But one thing I firmly believe is that football is not just about tactics, but more importantly about fighting spirit and courage. And I firmly believe that a weak coach cannot teach brave students."

"Boss, you have two strong beliefs. Since Vieira was sold, Arsenal is indeed no longer a man..."

Tonight, London Colney training ground

"Manchester United's entire formation pressed very hard, which is exactly what Xia Qi likes. But if they were allowed to press forward, I was afraid that the back line would collapse before Xia Qi could attack.

We now have a picturesque frontcourt and a rotten backcourt. Are Pat and Szczesny sure they won’t be able to play at the weekend? "

"Yes, who are you going to start at centre-back? I suggest Vermaelen."

"Vermaelen is old and I'm afraid he won't be able to keep up with Manchester United's pace."

"But he has rich experience and can face complex situations. You also know Ferguson's character. In order to win, he may find ways to anger the players. With veteran players on the court, the boys can control their tempers."

"I guess he must be scolding us now. It's useless to engage in so many tactics. What football wants is blood. When we meet in a narrow road, the brave will win!"

Pat, look at this Ashley Young who is interesting. I think Xia Qi will like him. "

Tactics: Manchester United-win.

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On Saturday, the day before match day, the skies over Manchester City began to turn red as Arsenal checked into their hotel.

Manchester United fans are no longer as happy as they used to be.

In the past, people came to give away points, so the Double Red Party became a festival, and the joyful atmosphere was of course indispensable.

but,

Now, despite Sir Alex Ferguson's harsh words, the data does not lie. Xia Qi is simply better than Van Persie.

Xia Qi made five appearances in the Premier League, winning four and losing one.

The loss to Norwich was due to three misjudgments by the referee.

Moreover, Xia Qi still maintains the record of scoring in every game, and is the only one in the five major leagues who can compete with the flourishing Melo for the European Golden Boot Award.

Although bookmakers and BBC television all speculated that Manchester United would win.

But the fans are not stupid.

In the past, five thousand away tickets could not be sold, but now ten thousand are not enough. This already shows something.

And Lafayette also thought so, so he tampered with the ticketing.

Away tickets are not discounted. If you sell a ticket for four or five ten cents more, if you sell ten thousand less tickets, you will earn 50 less. The amount is not big, but this is pure profit!

In order to ensure the home field advantage and victory, it is obvious at first glance that it is Sir Alex Ferguson's handiwork.

All these things make Manchester United fans unhappy. If they are not happy, Arsenal will not be happy either.

The night Arsenal stayed at Manchester City, the noise outside the room never stopped...

Wenger angrily scolded Ferguson as a weasel who would never get on the table.