Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Etihad Stadium

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"It is detected that the host team is almost the same as the opponent in terms of strength, but the host has an agreement with the 'god'. To fulfill the agreement, the host needs to match the two attributes of [Pseudo Jiumei] and [Phnom Penh Luo]."

"The host's current physical ability is not compatible with this attribute. This system will extract the host's kidney water for the next six months to enhance the physical strength at this time. The host will not have sex within half a year."

What do you mean?

Lin Pingzhi? !

Lying on grass!

I don't want it!

Men can be poor, useless, but not crippled!

I was joking with Balotelli. Besides, he is no longer the god of Balotelli...

Of course, the system will not pay attention to Xia Qi. This is also one of the flaws of the system. It is not humane enough.

I've had enough. I swear, I will break up with you within one season at most...

...

...

"[Pseudo Jiume] can freely transform between the No. 9 center and the No. 10 midfield position. He is both an offensive organizer and an offensive terminator. Commonly known as the No. and a half, [Phnom Penh Luo] has the ability to pass people and score goals easily. , double hemp characteristics, commonly known as trench inhumanity."

These two attributes can be called kings.

but,

If you want to practice magical skills, you must first go to the palace.

Still want it?

Anyway, Xia Qi had the idea of ​​setting up his own business.

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

shit!

Or a single choice!

I choose autonomous mode, can I get my kidney back?

Since, bald, of course,

"One click to hang up."

...

...

Beep!

Aguero kicked the ball to Xavi Garcia, and after City knocked down a few kicks at the back, the ball was back at Aguero's feet.

"...The football came to Aguero's feet, he was on his bicycle, and Aaron Ramsey was passed..."

Aguero pedaled his bicycle and used a rhythm difference to pass Aaron Ramsey, who had not played in a game for a long time.

Then he used a simple and practical human ball to pass Cazorla.

Cutting inside the penalty area, there was a big change of direction, and there was a time difference with Koscielny who was intercepting the ball from the front. Koscielny failed to synchronize with him and move at the same frequency.

This gave Aguero a shooting angle.

The angle is not big, but it is enough!

Between the electric light and flint,

The football rushed towards the far corner, and Mannone had no time to make a move. His raised hand was more like surrender.

Fortunately, Boom made a sound, and the football hit the upper right corner post and bounced out of the baseline.

"Aguero's shot was of high quality, powerful, with a tricky angle and a beautiful arc. It just lacked a bit of luck."

Not long after the game started, Manchester City gave the guests from afar a showdown.

Mannone takes the goal kick.

Xia Qi and Aaron Ramsey immediately rushed forward,

Arteta kept passing the ball and the ball reached the feet of Aaron Ramsey.

AI immediately controlled Xia Qi's body and rushed towards the penalty area.

Xia Qi panicked,

[Phnom Penh Luo] Isn’t it just as the name suggests, breaking through while cutting melons and vegetables and bleeding like a river along the way? What does it mean to go straight into the restricted area?

I saw Aaron Ramsey again, passing David Silva through his crotch, and sprinting towards the baseline, and he seemed to understand something again.

On the wing, Clichy didn't want Aaron Ramsey to sink, so he stepped forward to intercept.

Aaron Ramsey, however, did not want to tangle with him. When Clichy rushed forward to stretch his legs, he knocked the football horizontally to Arteta who followed up.

Then he calmly passed by Clichy and took away the football passed back by Arteta.

Hit the wall and cooperate.

Aaron Ramsey rushed forward to retrieve the football and looked up at Xia Qi, who was about to move in the penalty area.

I secretly praised in my heart: "This little brother is big and wise!"

Compare this to Podolski, who is still walking on the left wing. The two players are equally good at playing football.

I didn’t say anything anymore, he made a sudden pass,

In the restricted area,

The ball moves,

Xia chess moves,

Immediately rush towards the goal.

Xia Qi in his head was puzzled, how could Aaron Ramsey's pass be the first point?

Am I too good at it?

AI Xia chess moves,

Kompany next to him started to follow suit. This had nothing to do with the placement of the football. He just needed to catch Xia Qi and it was the first success.

Offense and defense are tit-for-tat confrontations. In most cases, not letting the opponent get what they want is the first step on the right path.

Therefore, Kompany accelerated, moved forward to defend, grabbed half a position, and forced his body into Xia Qi's path forward.

However, at that moment, Xia Qi suddenly braked with his front foot and sprinted backwards.

Xia Qi suddenly realized in his head that charging forward was a strategy and a conspiracy.

"careful!"

Hearing the exclamations of his teammates in his ears, and the dark clouds approaching again, Lescott instantly understood.

He's no skinny Sinclair.

He made Manchester City bid four times and was the first person Mancini chose to build a 100 million defense line.

Xia Qi,

come on,

Fight!

When two armies meet, the brave one wins!

But don’t be arrogant!

Lescott was so arrogant that in the moment of crisis, he did not take the lead in solving football problems, but instead rushed to Xia Qi, who had a secondary conflict.

"Ding, it is detected that the host is in trouble, and the [Phnom Penh Luo] attribute is activated."

"Exact target in search..."

"The target Lescott has been locked..."

The two collided in the air,

A powerful force that made Lescott doubt his life pushed him back, making his confident heart explode.

He actually lost,

The first person in the billion-dollar defense line lost to Mancini's abandoned general!

Old Man, you have really bad taste!

He misjudged Xia Qi and misjudged me.

His mentality collapsed,

After Xia Qi killed his opponent, there was an obvious lag in the air. He tightened his abdomen, twisted his waist, and shook his head towards the football.

The football roared and changed direction, rushing towards the Manchester City goal.

Aaron Ramsey saw the football that Xia Qi pushed out. The ball was fast and his aim was accurate.

He jumped on Arteta's back before the ball hit the net and started celebrating.

In the stands, Manchester City fans collectively lost their voices. No matter how good Xia Qi was, they were in pain.

but!

Joe Hart didn’t give up!

When Lescott rushed towards Xia Qi, he was already preparing.

As a good friend of Xia Qi and Balotelli, he understands Xia Qi better than Lescott.

People say that Zuckerberg looks like a robot, but in Joe Hart’s heart, Xia Qi is a robot, not like.

So Lescott must lose.

Sure enough, Lescott was educated.

Joe Hart quickly judged the speed and direction of the ball in a few tenths of a second, then quickly bent sideways, suddenly straightened his body in the air like a South American shrimp, and raised his right arm with all his strength.

When the football is about to land behind the goal line, knock the football out of the sideline with one hand.

Extreme save!

"hiss…"

Xia Qi took a breath for Joe Hart's divine save.

The Etihad Stadium became a blue ocean, and the tall blond boy in the center of the ocean was named Joe Hart.

Tonight, he is not the Joe Hart who "is as affectionate as heaven is. If he meets Hart, he will be kicked in the face."

Rather, it is the Joe Hart who "made 10 saves to beat Messi into a famous meme".