Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"3:2! Arsenal changed their fate against the odds and tied the total score at 6:6. If this score can be maintained until the final whistle, then Arsenal will advance!"

"The Emirates Stadium went crazy, and all the fans were chanting Xia Qi's name feverishly."

"Oh, Xia Qi is so irrational that he took off his clothes to celebrate. He got a yellow card! Brother, this is completely unnecessary."

Different from Zhang Lu’s complaints and criticisms, Xia Qi’s hardcore fan Zhan Jun explained:

"This yellow card is indeed a bit unnecessary, but it makes sense if you think about it carefully. Arsenal's game tonight was really too depressing.

I guess Xia Qi himself was extremely depressed. Fortunately, he withstood the pressure in the end. How could he care so much when the pressure was released? "

"If you are young and not frivolous, you will be called a young man in vain. If you have a topaz card to commemorate your wanton youth, it will always be more exciting than an ordinary life..."

The moment Xia Qi scored the goal, his blood boiled. This was the first time that he had passed five levels and killed six generals on his own! The most important thing is that this goal is the "final decisive goal", which is so damn exciting!

The referee Rizzoli waited until Xia Qi returned from the celebration and gave him a yellow card. Xia Qi had no excuse for this and just smiled innocently.

The game continues,

Although Bayern suffered a blow, it actually aroused their ferocious nature. After all, as the Bundesliga class leader, they have the arrogance in their bones to look down upon all things.

After losing the ball, Bayern launched a fierce offensive towards Arsenal's goal.

The total score of the two teams was tied at 6:6, with only one goal separating the winner and loser. It was the 82nd minute of the game, and everything was still undecided...

Bayern's frontcourt trident appears to be more and more active.

But the Arsenal players' confidence was boosted, they found their own rhythm, and were no longer afraid of Bayern's offensive.

Robben broke through with the ball. When faced with the defense of two people, he pretended to pass the ball to Mandzukic. When the defensive player was tangled, he suddenly sent the football between the two people and bypassed himself...

"Beautiful ball passing..."

However, Peter Pan's breakthrough would only end there.

Cazorla made a fierce tackle and knocked over Robben with the ball.

Thunderous cheers immediately erupted in the Emirates Stadium, and the fans enthusiastically shouted: "Stuck in the thigh!" "Stuck in the thigh!" "Stuck in the thigh!". This is Cazorla's biggest award.

However, the referee Rizzoli was in a terrible situation. He ran over and showed Cazorla a yellow card and gave Bayern a free kick in the frontcourt.

In an instant, the Emirates Stadium was filled with boos, as if they were in a donkey's stable.

Wenger immediately asked Aaron Ramsey to warm up, preparing to replace Cazorla, who was stained with yellow.

Whether the team's waist is strong or not is related to the team's offense and defense. The yellow Cazorla will not dare to do many actions because of the yellow robe, so it is correct to replace him.

Zhang Lu from Penguin Live also gave Wenger's substitutions a high rating.

However, Xia Qi was about to cry on the court.

At this time, Arsenal's midfielders on the court are Xia Qi, De Bruyne, Theo Walcott, Gnabry and Aaron Ramsey who is about to play.

Xia Qi didn't need to guess to know that Aaron Ramsey's first words after coming on the field were definitely: Captain, don't shoot, the Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message (ahem, it's a conspiracy)

Captain, the boss asked me to give you a message, you go play as a defensive midfielder...

But Xia Qi is not that Xia Qi, and not everyone can play this waist.

On the court, Xia Qi gathered his mood and solved Bayern's free kick first.

Bayern's frontcourt free kick was taken by Robben himself after discussion with the Bayern players.

He took two steps back and stood still with a serious expression on his face, looking directly at the Arsenal goal.

Judging from his posture, it is clear that he wants to "take the sword out of its sheath and kill him with one move!"

really,

After the referee's whistle sounded, Robben took a run and shot directly. The football went over the wall and the crossbar.

Arsenal fans were stunned for half a second before bursting into laughter and shouting: "Plane, the plane disappeared over the Emirates Stadium."

Robben ran back expressionlessly...

After the free kick, Aaron Ramsey came on the court, and as expected, Xia Qi played the midfielder position.

Xia Qi waved to goalkeeper Martinez for the ball with a confident expression on his face, and at the same time asked his teammates to disperse.

In my heart, I was actually panicking.

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...

Seeing that Xia Qi did not take the initiative to get the ball, but passively waited for the football to roll over, Schweinsteiger's eyes lit up. Was he distracted?

He was immediately overjoyed and rushed towards Xia Qi, trying to cut off the football before Xia Qi.

Xia Qi's mind was in chaos, but when he saw Bastian Schweinsteiger rushing toward him, his vision suddenly became clear.

Just like the moment the examinee picked up the examination paper, his anxious heart suddenly calmed down...

The instinct from the body almost requires no thinking. Xia Qi did not step forward to fight for the football. Instead, he turned his body with his back to Schweinsteiger and blocked him behind him with a side step.

The football rolled past Xia Qi, and De Bruyne got the football not far away.

Xia Qi's debut as a defensive midfielder stunned the audience.

Rainbow farts were flying all over the Penguin live broadcast room.

"This leak not only defended Bastian Schweinsteiger, but also sounded the clarion call for Arsenal's attack. This is a leak from God's perspective."

On the court, De Bruyne passed the football to Balotelli. Under the interference of the defenders, the latter's shot hit the side net and failed to convert Xia Qi's leak into a goal.

Neuer took a goal kick and Xia Qi ushered in the "high school entrance examination".

Alaba is an offensive full-back, and Ribery, needless to say, is one of the best left midfielders in the world.

The cooperation between the two on the left is Bayern's main scoring method.

Walcott was defending Ribery when Alaba suddenly came in from behind.

Ribery pretended to pass the ball to Alaba, tricking Walcott into defending, but actually passed the ball to Gotze in the middle.

This is Guardiola's tactics, which are more complex and dangerous than Seamaster's tactics.

After the football was passed, Ribery cut and ran.

Gotze passed an overhead ball to Alaba, but Alaba did not catch it, imitating Xia Qi, and blocked Walcott.

The football was passed to Ribery who rushed up from behind.

This leak is also very beautiful.

When Ribery unloaded the football from the air to his feet, Xia Qi was the only defensive player in front of him, and the others were blocked by Gotze and Alaba.

Xia Qi's "high school entrance examination" is here.

Ribery didn't know that the Xia Qi in front of him was not the same Xia Qi. The losses suffered last season were still vivid in his mind. He didn't dare to stop the football where he was.

As soon as the football hit the ground, he used the outside instep of his left foot to push it toward the baseline.

Is this a cross or an inside cut? ? ?

Xia Qi didn't dare to neglect and quickly turned around to chase after him.

Because Xia Qi wanted to turn around, Ribery was faster,

He caught up with the football and then made a pass.