Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Champions League 1/8 second round match,

For the British media, Manchester City is out and there is no need to pay attention. Chelsea, Manchester United, and Arsenal are all likely to advance, although the first round matches of the three teams were not ideal.

Among them, Arsenal's home game against the "King of London" - Bayern is the focus of this round, and almost all European media are here...

The German media joked that this was an early stage of the Champions League final.

On January 2014, 1, the entire Bayern team arrived in London on a chartered flight.

On the same evening, Sky Sports' football program played interviews with both sides of the match.

first question:

【Are you nervous about the upcoming game? Please predict the score. 】

Xia Qi: A little bit, before every game I will think randomly, but when it comes to the game, I will be fully focused. As for the score, 1:0 is an economical and affordable score. We advanced with the advantage of away goals.

Ram: Nervous? ? I wasn’t nervous in the first game. Can I still be nervous now that I’m about to retire? The final score of the game was 1:2. We double defeated Arsenal. Don’t forget that this is London and we are the kings of London!

Reporter: Last season, you were beaten twice by them.

Ram gave the reporter a look: So this time we are going to come back with a double kill.

De Bruyne: "Don't be nervous. I won't put pressure on myself before the game. The score is 3:0. I scored one goal and made two assists..." Maybe he praised himself too much. De Bruyne in front of the camera He covered his face in embarrassment and snickered.

Ribery: "Don't be nervous. They are the ones who should be nervous. We are the one with the lead. The score will be 2:4. This time we will lead by two goals."

Then other players answered one by one.

second question:

[Which player among your opponents gives you the most headaches. 】

On Arsenal's side, the Bayern players who have the biggest headaches are Franck Ribery, Robben and Neuer... And the Arsenal players who have the biggest headaches on Bayern's side are Xia Qi, Martinez and De Bruyne...

The reason given by Arsenal: Bayern's two wings flying together are the most penetrating wings in the world, bar none.

Xia Qi: Bayern's wingers are always a big problem. Franck Ribery and Robyn's sudden ability to pass and shoot often puts us in a passive position.

Muller: Is there any need to explain the reason for choosing Xia Qi? Just like Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo and Barcelona's Messi, it goes without saying that they are excellent and destructive.

Likewise, other players also gave clarifications.

Third question:

[How would you evaluate your captain and coach? 】

There is almost no way to look at this question. They are all rainbow farts. There is no most disgusting one, only more disgusting ones...

Tottenham fans couldn't bear the nausea and left a message on the program barrage: "Manager Huang Saren sent a congratulatory message to captain Xia Qi!"

In an instant, a hornet's nest was poked,

Arsenal fans were furious, and a large group of fans marched toward White Hart Lane that night...

The next morning's newspaper: "The Gunners were injured in the Bayern battle, and Tottenham fans were beaten." 》

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At one o'clock in the morning on January 2014, 1, London Police Department.

Alice takes a lawyer to bail her father Jack.

"Actually, we can retain Xia Qi."

"No!"

Jack ruffled his daughter's hair and said, "If one day you go further for your ideals and better development, I will support you unconditionally because I love you. Likewise, I love Xia Qi."

"What were we like before Xia Qi came? What are we like now? Loving someone is not about holding him tightly in your hands."

Although Arsenal is also known as a wealthy club, wealthy clubs also have a biological chain of contempt. Every player has a "Real Madrid dream" in his heart...

Five p.m,

More and more Arsenal fans went to the Emirates Stadium. Most of them wore Xia Qi’s No. 9 jersey and sang Xia Qi’s song.

These people avoid talking about the furious beating of Tottenham last night, let alone the joke about the captain...

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In the home team's dressing room at the Emirates Stadium, Wenger explained the tactics for the last time...and then took Xia Qi to the press conference.

Bayern head coach Guardiola was asked by reporters first.

"Although Bayern won the last round, Xia Qi scored three goals. How should Xia Qi defend such an efficient team?"

"Xia Qi is very good. In some ways, he is like Messi. It is difficult to defend a player like this. We can only try to limit him and make ourselves better than him..."

"Facing Arsenal, who are fighting against the odds, have you designed special tactics?"

"Of course, this is my job, but I don't know yet what cards the professor will play, such as whether Xia Qi will play as a midfielder or a forward, so I can't tell you my tactics. I can only say that we have two sets. Tactics..."

Guardiola showed a serious expression after leaving the press conference.

He knew in his heart that tonight's game would be difficult to play, and neither Wenger nor Xia Qi would be easy to deal with.

Wenger was asked similar questions and he answered them one by one.

It’s time for players to ask questions.

Xia Qi was asked about the Golden Globe Award.

"The Ballon d'Or is the highest honor for a player. Every player wants to get it, and I am no exception. It goes without saying that Cristiano Ronaldo is excellent, but I am the same, but now I only have the game in my mind, and promotion is the only goal tonight. Otherwise Everything is just a cloud."

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"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

“Viewers, welcome to the Penguin Live Room to watch the second leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals of the 2013-2014 season on time.

I am your old friend Zhang Lu,

I am Zhan Jun.

Tonight's game will see Premier League leader Arsenal host Bayern, the southern king.

In the last round of the last round, Bayern goalkeeper Neuer scored a goal in stoppage time to beat Arsenal.

However, after the game, the German media "Bild" reported that Neuer and Guardiola had an argument about whether the goalkeeper should participate in the attack at the last moment.

I hope the quarrel between the two will not affect tonight's game.

Arsenal, who lost, were criticized after the game, including by Xia Qi, who scored a hat-trick.

I hope they can learn from their shame and be brave tonight, and not only can they win tonight, but they can also eliminate their opponents and advance to the semi-finals.

Otherwise, this season’s Champions League will be over for me, haha..."

"Not for you, but for almost all Chinese fans"

"The game is about to start, tonight Arsenal are wearing the red and white home jersey and Bayern are wearing the black away jersey.

The starting lineups of both teams have been fine-tuned, with Bastian Schweinsteiger replacing Thiago and Mandzukic replacing Muller in the starting position.

For Arsenal, young tiger Walcott replaces Gnabry.

The other positions of both teams have not changed. Neuer, who quarreled with Guardiola after the game, is still the starting goalkeeper..."

"In the last game, Arsenal was one goal behind 3:4 away from home. The good news is that they only need to win 1:0 at home to advance. The bad news is that they have to win tonight, and Bayern has less pressure. If more, a draw is a victory.”

In the players tunnel, Xia Qi held the ball boy's hand and listened to the Champions League theme song "Our Factory Has Collapsed".

There is a reason for Arsenal’s poor performance in the Champions League. Just this theme song, it’s no wonder it’s unlucky!