Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Brothers, Arsenal is in trouble!

Big Martin, this twenty-five-year-old boy! Fortunately, I wrote about him so well in the book!

Apply, the anti-traitor team will kill him! ! !

Support, upvote, no objection option.

...

...

Xia Qi and Terry were locked in an inseparable fight on the court. They were fighting to the death. They wished they could make each other kneel down and beg for mercy on the spot!

However, after the game, the two of them developed a sympathy for each other. Not only did they exchange jerseys with each other, they also made an appointment to go to a bar to get together...

After the game, in a London nightclub, players from Arsenal and Chelsea

The tit-for-tat confrontation on the court has now turned into a happy drinking session at the wine table.

Everyone sat in a group and raised their glasses frequently, as if the face lost on the court could be recovered in this glass of wine.

After drinking, the topics became more interesting. From their outstanding performances on the field, to their exclusive training tips, to strange things in life, all kinds of bragging and teasing were endless.

Terry's face was as red as a monkey's butt, his eyes were narrowed into slits, his voice was raised an octave, and his hands kept gesticulating his heroic appearance on the court.

Balotelli, on the other hand, smiled like a flower, shook his head like a rattle, and occasionally belched wine. He was not idle, and continued to brag about his football skills.

The others were not vegetarians. They all blushed like Guan Gong, laughed heartily, and rushed to talk about their highlight moments in the game.

For a moment, the bar was bustling with laughter and shouts.

At the end of the drinking session were girls... As the girls appeared, there were fewer and fewer drinking brothers, and soon only Xia Qi was left alone at the drinking table...

This kind of life has also caused many players to quickly degenerate in this feasting and feasting...

...

...

The excitement of the London Derby was fleeting, but the popularity of Xia Qi has not diminished at all.

The reason is that "France Football" announced on its official website the list of 2013 people who were shortlisted for the Ballon d'Or in .

At the club level, Bayern is the biggest winner, with a total of six finalists, followed by Barcelona with four, La Liga with six finalists, and the Premier League with six finalists, indirectly confirming its name as the world's number one league.

Serie A is in complete decline. Only Pirlo of Juventus is on the list, which is not even as good as Ligue 1.

As for the national team, Germany is undoubtedly the biggest winner, with five players on the list. As a result, betting companies have raised the odds of the German team winning the World Cup in Brazil.

What really makes Xia Qi shine is that the Mirror reported that Xia Qi will beat Messi and Ronaldo in the final list of candidates a month later.

From the Mirror:

After Messi achieved a record four consecutive championships, this year's "FIFA Ballon d'Or" finally has something new to watch.

Messi and Ronaldo are no longer the favorites, and the "World Footballer" is finally expected to welcome new faces.

"Mr. Key" Xia Qi, who won last season's Champions League and Premier League championships, has the upper hand, and his performance this season has been outstanding.

Due to injuries, Messi began to fall into a slump in the second half of last season, and his chances of re-election were greatly reduced.

Although Cristiano Ronaldo is in excellent form this year and his personal statistics are also wonderful, the record of both the club and the national team is hard to praise.

Neymar, who helped Brazil win the Confederations Cup this year, is another "dark horse."

It should be noted that the "FIFA Ballon d'Or" is an award from FIFA, and the Confederations Cup is FIFA's largest tournament this year. Neymar is awarded the title of "Inner God", which naturally becomes his biggest bargaining chip.

And he successfully joined Barcelona this summer and proved himself once again by scoring a pass and shooting in the just-concluded Spanish El Clasico, helping Barcelona defeat Real Madrid.

However, Messi and Ronaldo are regular recipients of the Ballon d'Or. Xia Qi was in hot form last season and this season. If he was like this, he would be upset by the dark horse Neymar.

The credibility of the Golden Globe Awards will surely plummet.

Therefore, to sum up, the final shortlist should be Xia Qi, Ronaldo, and Messi. Among them, Xia Qi’s probability of winning is at least 45%...

If Xia Qi finally wins the Ballon d'Or, he will be the second Premier League player to win the award after Manchester United's Ronaldo. However, Xia Qi's account comes with a premium, and the British media are the best at making stars.

These days, Xia Qi’s popularity remains high!

However, Xia Qi's "campaign" team did not take it lightly. They gathered at Xia Qi's home.

"Cristiano Ronaldo has been in hot form recently. We cannot be careless and prevent the judges from giving him impression points, especially since Portugal is about to have a two-round play-off with Sweden. If Portugal can eliminate Sweden and Ronaldo has a good performance, it will be very difficult for him to do so." It is possible that the counterattack will be successful.”

"On the contrary, Messi will be easier to deal with. He has been losing points recently due to his recent decline..."

"Where are Ribery of Bayern and Neymar of Barcelona..."

"They lack a championship they can win, and the Bundesliga and the Confederations Cup are not very convincing..."

"If you beat Bayern next Thursday, Ribery is almost out..."

"We have advantages in competitive honors, but our weakness lies in the brand endorsement parties, clubs and football associations."

"Arsenal and Real Madrid are incomparable, and those officials at the Football Association are more interested in vacations and bikinis. This is our flaw and we can't change anything..."

"Brand endorsement is our biggest disadvantage. I'm sorry Xia Qi. This is a mistake in my work...,"

"Anna, don't say that. The cooperation between us is still very pleasant. The main reason is that I feel that I am still young and don't want to waste time on advertising..."

"This is our biggest trouble now. Don't underestimate these fathers. Their energy is beyond your imagination..."

"We Chinese have a proverb: It's not too late to fix the situation before it's too late! I'll do the things on the court, and you do the things off the court. We'll go all out to have a clear conscience..."

Stimulated by the Golden Globe Award, each of the selected candidates was as excited as they were and worked hard to express themselves in the following games.

Xia Qi's biggest rival, Cristiano Ronaldo, beat Real Madrid 18:7 against Rayo Vallecano in the 1th round of La Liga.

Ronaldo opened the scoring for Real Madrid in the 6th minute. In the 18th minute, Bale scored the second goal. Then Ronaldo sealed the victory and scored twice from a free kick in the 36th minute.

In the second half, Kroos scored from a long shot, and Real Madrid showed its butcher's knife and began to slaughter its opponents.

Ronaldo took over the fifth and sixth goals scored by Real Madrid and was subsequently substituted. Ronaldo, who felt that he could still score goals, waved his arms in dissatisfaction and roared when he came off the field...

After the announcement of the Ballon d'Or list, Messi recovered and scored twice in the game against Mallorca, leading the team to a 2-0 victory.

Ribery helped Bayern defeat their opponents in the Bundesliga with one goal and one assist.

In the 20th round of the Premier League, Xia Qi scored another hat trick with the help of his teammates, helping the team beat Cardiff 5-0.

Mirror: "This week, almost all the players nominated for the Ballon d'Or have performed well. Among them, the best performer is Cristiano Ronaldo with four wins, followed by Xia Qi, Messi and Franck Ribery. Of.