Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Shet!"

"Shit!"

"Mancini, you are an idiot!"

"Oh, go ahead! The three idiots are making a big splash in Bollywood! Balotelli, Xia Qi, and Mancini are all here."

"If you tie a dog to the coaching bench, you will know that my 80-year-old grandmother is better than that Chinese kid!"

"Oh, there are so many people on the bench, why is it him?"

These fans are so forgetful, they were cheering for Mancini just three minutes ago.

The 2011-2012 season was the most exciting season in the Premier League in the past ten years, bar none.

From the first round, the two Manchester City teams started harvesting mode, waving their sickles crazily.

After 20 rounds, only Big6 is left in Big2. The two teams are 19 points ahead of third-place Arsenal. The Warring States Period turned into a battle between two heroes. For the first time in 44 years, the Premier League has the phrase Manchester City Two Heroes.

After a season of inextricable fighting, before the final round of games, the two teams had a total of 86 points, and Manchester City had a goal difference of 8 more than Manchester United.

In theory, Manchester City's probability of winning the championship will be higher. Manchester City fans invariably put on brand new jerseys to prepare for the arrival of this historic milestone.

The first half of the game between the two teams was performed according to the script of Manchester City fans. The Manchester City duo entered the second half 1:0.

The singing at the Etihad Stadium can be heard ten miles away.

Can…

The situation changed suddenly in the second half. Not only did Manchester City fail to attack for a long time, they also lost two goals in a row. They fell behind Queens Park Rangers 1:2 and entered five minutes of stoppage time.

On the other side, Manchester United defeated Sunderland 1:0 and overtook Manchester City with 89 points, sitting on the sidelines. Manchester United fans can't wait to start celebrating the 20th championship in history.

The pressure came to Manchester City instantly.

Mancini started a magical substitution, Balotelli came on and replaced Tevez, who couldn't run.

This is the "hand of God".

At 91 minutes and 30 seconds, Balotelli lived up to his mentor's trust and scored a goal called "Rekindling Hope", tenaciously equalizing the score.

However, at this time,

With three and a half minutes to go before the end of the game, Mancini saw that the draw was useless, so he tried to add another striker.

This substitution caused "public outrage"!

At this time, there are three forwards on the field, Dzeko, Aguero, and Balotelli. There is no problem in adding another forward.

The fans recognized Mancini's tactics, but were not satisfied with the player who was replaced.

The forward who caused public outrage is called Xia Qi. He has a British registered permanent residence and comes from his own youth training. He is a rising star of U18 and U21.

Fans think that the stars of tomorrow are the stars of tomorrow, not the stars of today.

Otherwise, why didn't Xia Qi even play for a minute after being promoted to the first team?

At this time, isn't Adebayor worth 2500 million on the bench more trustworthy?

This is,

desperate,

"Hand of the Eagle".

瞬间！！！！

The roller coaster of emotions was amplified in an instant, and Mancini went from hero to bear.

curse!

Throw away debris!

Cover your face and cry!

Leave early!

All in all, the public was furious...

In the live broadcast room of Sky TV, Manchester United star Gary Neville joked with his partner:

"Thanks to the parallel coach, the great Manchester United created great history - 20 championships."

"Mancini, crazy! How can a rookie be included at such a critical moment?"

"Looking for someone to take the blame?"

"Haha, it's very possible, right?"

"I feel sorry for that poor child for three seconds!"

Neville's mood became more relaxed and happy after Mancini gave up the therapeutic substitution.

Of course Mancini is not giving up treatment!

He is well aware of Xia Qi's ability, but this season he has not been able to distance himself from Manchester United in the standings, so he does not dare to risk Xia Qi's debut.

Now the Queens Park Rangers are really fighting, and they are determined to be the accomplices of the Red Devils next door.

Fans believe in the more famous Adebayor, but Mancini knows that Adebayor, who is in serious decline, is by no means a savior. It is better to take the risk and let Xia Qi give it a try. The young player is more motivated.

...

...

Fifty thousand people booed him, and Xia Qi finally understood why a strong man must have a big heart.

He felt that his feet could not support his body, which was commonly known as "soft feet".

The fans were already very disappointed with this substitution, but now they can still see Xia Qi's legs trembling, and the anger is rising straight into Tianling Gai.

The boos - louder and more intense,

Debris rain - from drizzle to downpour.

If there is still a pig's head on the pitch, it means turning back time and Real Madrid's Figo returns to the Nou Camp.

However, Mancini and the players looked calm and did not feel at all that Xia Qi, who could not move his legs, was embarrassed or hurt his morale.

That's because they know that Xia Qi on the court and off the court are two completely different people.

I saw Xia Qi struggling to move his legs into the court. Four or five seconds later, Wei Wei's sullen expression disappeared without a trace.

At this time, his temperament took on a new look and he became a cool and domineering president.

Four or five seconds ago:

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host [King of Adversity]."

"The greater the pressure, the stronger the host! The one who steps forward at the critical moment is you."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

it is necessary!

Self-cultivation for handicapped people!

Otherwise, Mei, Luo and Ka will become Melo Lu [Lukaku], and if they are any weaker, they will be Melo Lu. [I don’t have to (play)]

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

Then Xia Qi's whole temperament became more CEO-like,

A wordless power filled his whole body, his muscles were tense, his thoughts were clear, and his fighting spirit was high.

At this time, his athletic status is like that of a veteran player on the court.

The only drawback is that the person is a puppet. He only has the first person's vision but no sense of participation.

on the field,

Manchester City's time was running out. After Xia Qi came on the court, Manchester City immediately launched a general attack.

First, Aguero attacked Barton of Queens Park Rangers and fired a powerful shot from the front of the penalty area. Ferdinand quickly blocked the hole of the gun with his body and blocked the football.

The game continues,

Manchester City Silva's pass through the middle circle was intercepted by Queens Park Rangers Zamora.

The whole place was in an uproar,

If this allows Queens Park Rangers to stumble a few times, time will run out.

Manchester United legend Gary Neville put away the manuscript on the commentary desk, smiled and asked his partner what was for dinner?