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Chapter 1 - The Scumbag System, Let's Perish Together
Chapter 1: The Scumbag System, Let’s Perish Together
“Damn, damn, damn, to hell with this scumbag system, you’re messing with me, huh? Come on, let’s perish together.”
It was initially agreed that as long as the nauseating script was performed, I could go home, leaving this novel world dripping with melodrama.
Shedding my villain identity.
But then the system claimed there was a problem, the plot had deviated, and I had to do it all over again.
Taking the gun from my drawer, I aimed it straight at my head. For a long time, I was led by the nose by this scumbag system, but not anymore, let’s destroy it all!
If you won’t let me live, then let’s die together.
[Host——Calm down, please calm down.].
The system’s urgent cries rang out, severely underestimating the host’s temperament. This wasn’t what those system seniors told, was it? Weren’t the systems supposed to be the boss between it and the host?
“…”
The gun remained pressed against my head, waiting for the system’s explanation.
[The system promises, this is the last time. Just complete the plot, and the system can immediately free you from this world.].
Lu Li lowered his head, his eyes filled with gloom: “Is that all you have to say, scumbag system?”
[…].
“You made me live like a scumbag for so many years, do you think I’d still listen to your bullshit? Come on, let’s perish together!” I thought this system could give me a reason.
But it’s the same old story of empty promises, does it really take Lu Li for a fool?
“Let’s die in this damned world together!” Without hesitation, I pulled the trigger.
[Host sustained unexpected injury, emergency protocol activated].
Time seemed to freeze at this moment, the bullet that hadn’t left the barrel seemed jammed, unable to exit, and even the wind froze in place, the curtain at the bedside caught by a breeze remained uplifted, unable to fall.
It wasn’t the bullet that was jammed; it was time that had frozen.
[System, there’s absolutely no comparison, the system promises, no matter what, once this plot performance is completed, I can definitely send you back to your original world.].
The system pleaded earnestly.
Mocking it silently in my heart:
“You block me once, but are you confident you can block me every time? Do you really think I’ll still believe your nonsense?”
The fragile trust between the host and the system was already broken, regardless of whatever the scumbag system said, Lu Li no longer saw the need to believe it.
“You let me be humiliated by those women like a dog, over and over, do you really think I wouldn’t get angry?”
“Or do you really think I enjoy being publicly humiliated and killed by those people?”
[…].
Oh no, the host is truly desperate, those experiences from system seniors don’t apply here!
“Release me, you block me once, but you can’t block me the second or third time, I have countless opportunities to perish together with you, scumbag system.”
Cold and bitter words full of resentment, against the oppressed life of his previous existence.
A normal person, publicly humiliated by the female leads on various occasions, faced slaps, despised in various situations, God knows he endured it all with a frown in his past life.
[…It really is the last time…] The system attempted to struggle once more.
“Let me go one more time,” he said coldly.
[Host, next, I will unban the time on your arm, but all other time will remain banned. Just lower your hand, let the bullet fly somewhere else.].
“Alright~~”
[…Host, lower your arm!!!].
“Unfreeze time, I command you to unfreeze time.”
[Host, if you lower your arm, then I can unfreeze it!].
“Haha, I say, scumbag system, you’re dreaming beautifully, giving me some little favors, do you think that’ll make me obediently listen to you? I’m determined to perish together with you today.”
“You can keep time frozen, but I want to see how long you can last.” A ghostly gaze met the system, deep and filled with utter darkness.
[Host… I know you’re angry, but I couldn’t help it, the rules are like this.].
The system, even being foolish, realized the host was definitely set on a mutual destruction course, it couldn’t keep up for long!
It panicked.
“Rules? Your rules have only brought me discomfort, I freaking care about your rules.”
“Let’s see who outlasts whom.”
System: “……”
[Host, you can ask for anything, please put down the gun, the system has also given you quite a few benefits over the years, you can’t do this to me!].
The system gave in, helplessly, scared by the host’s posture of mutual destruction.
“Haha, benefits, those things are useless, then they are no benefits.” Lu Li sneered, indeed the system gave him many benefits, but when had he ever used them once, things with no practical use are trash.
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