Fate Grand Order: Summoner Of Fun

Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Disco Box



Three people, a cat and a Fou stood in a circle around a metallic box with a few lines like circuit going through its surface.

".....So, you got this device, known as an Enchantment Table yesterday and decided that the best thing to do is invite me and Kadoc and try it out?" Kischtaria recounted as Zeteo nodded.

"Where'd you even get this from?" Kadoc asked curiously as he looked at the hi-tech metallic box ".... Gambling." Zeteo said truthfully as the other two men just looked at him.

"Understandable." Kirschtaria nodded "Should have invited us too." Kadoc smiled at Zeteo who shrugged.

"So, how do you use it?" Kadoc asked as he touched the top of the Box, "You're supposed to put whatever item you want to enchant or modify on top of the box, even if it's a Warship, as long as it's placed on top of the box, it can be modified." Zeteo said as Kadoc looked impressed.

"So, what are we enchanting?" Kischtaria asked them as everyone else in the room suddenly turned their gaze to Kirschtaria's staff with unanimous agreement.

"No!" Kirschtaria's face suddenly changed as his grip on his staff tightened "We refuse your refusal!" Zeteo said as he grabbed Kirschtaria from behind while Kadoc took the staff, the duo sporting bright and innocent smiles, Kirschtaria called the smiles, the smile of devils.

The two were definitely not taking revenge for Kirschtaria flirting with his fiancee infront of them, definitely not!

"NOOOO! MY STAFF!" Kirschtaria screamed as he thrashed but the duo just smiled even more as Kadoc put the staff on the Box.

The box suddenly lit up with a Red light as the staff suddenly floated a bit and the top of the box opened by sliding to the sides as the staff shrank into the box, the moment the box closed again, Zeteo let go of Kirschtaria.

"Ah well, it is what it is." Kirschtaria sighed as the trio looked at the red shining interface that was floating above the box.

[ The K.O Staff ]

[ Rank: Uncommon ]

[ A staff that does 50% Damage, 60% Stun and 5% Knockout and 100% more pain. A Staff made by Kirschtaria Wodime himself! He made the top by hand, did you know? ]

"....You made it by hand?" Kadoc asked with slight respect as Zeteo patted Kirschtaria on the shoulder "I respect you Bro." Zeteo said as Kadoc nodded "Indeed, me too."

"So, what modification should we do?" Zeteo asked them as they all looked contemplative.

"Meow? Meow!" Tom suddenly said as he patted his chest confidently as the trio exchanged glances then nodded "Then do it, Tom. We believe in you." Kirschtaria said as Tom stepped up to the interface and clicked it a few times.

Suddenly, the box began to glow like a disco ball as it alternated between white, green, blue, purple and gold and kept flashing.

The box then suddenly started bouncing in place as the trio along with Tom looked at the box that was now bouncing everywhere around the room.

Looking at the box, that somehow opened the door, all of them reacted.

"Get that box!" Kadoc yelled as all of them rushed to the box who suddenly bounced out the room and began to pick up speed as all of them chased a bouncing box around Chaldea.

[.....A Box, a Goddamn box is running around like it's alive...What the hell? ]

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"Kadoc! Catch it!" Zeteo yelled as the trio of humans, a cat and a Fou ran behind a disco light box which was bouncing infront of them.

Kadoc jumped onto the box and was promptly thrown off and crashed into Zeteo who was thrown away and crashed into a room and a lot of dust was kicked up.

Kirschtaria kept chasing the box with Tom and Fou and the three of them followed the box.

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"Ah ha!" Kirschtaria said as he managed to grab the box which was struggling in his hand "I got you now!" He said but-

"Meow!"

*Crash*

The box bounced on the area, it's light shining jokingly at the heap of limbs and paws on the ground.

The box bounced away again.

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"Found you! You damn box!" Zeteo said as he suddenly appeared infront of the disco box, dressed in a mediaeval Knight armour and holding a long sword in his hands.

The disco box urgently turned around and backwards but saw Kadoc, dressed in a similar mediaeval armour holding a long sword.

"You're surrounded! Give up Disco!" Kadoc said as he pointed the sword at the disco box.

The disco box looked the the two of them with wariness as it suddenly charged towards Zeteo who raised his sword.

In a clash of sword and disco box, Zeteo had the upper hand.

"MEOW!" Tom said excitedly as he and Kirschtaria appeared and pointed at Zeteo and Tom ran towards him and promptly tripped.

*CRASH*

The box looked at the collapsed form of man and cat as Kodac and Kirschtaria ran past the duo and at the box.

Fou jumped off of Tom's head as Tom collapsed again and Fou chased along with the other two.

[.....What the hell?! Where'd you even get those armours from?! ]

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{ Master Candidate 26 POV }

'Hello everyone! It's me Anya! I have just finished my treatment and have been assured that it was just a simulation! I'm now going to go back and get some sleep' She said as she opened the infirmary door in the smiling faces of Romani and Alice.

"WATCH OUT!" A slim silver haired young man said as Anya just stepped out the door.

Anya suddenly saw a Disco Box shining with multiple colours enlarge in her vision as it suddenly crashed into her head, promptly knocking her out.

"Anya! K.O!"

".....ROMANI ARCHAMAN!"

"SORRY!" A trio of humans, a cat and a Fou all ran past the fallen body of Anya, stepping on her fallen form as they chased the Disco Box.

[.....Poor girl, victim to this chaos. ]

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"Eh?" Mash made a confused sound as she held a Disco Box while Zeteo, Kirschtaria, Kadoc, Tom and Fou.

"Junior! Keep hold onto the Box!" Zeteo said grinning as he stared with blazing eyes at the Disco Box

"...Miss Mash! Do not let it escape!" Kadoc said with equally burning eyes and grin as Kirschtaria although didn't say anything, held a sack while Tom held a baseball bat, the two of them grinning, gone was Kirschtaria's elegance, replaced by a pure grin, a grin of pure chaos.

"Eh?"

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All of them stood in Zeteo's room again, kicking a glowing Disco Box in a sack.

"Kick it!" Zeteo said as he kicked the sack repeatedly while Kadoc, "GRAAHH!" He was smashing the sack with a wooden sword.

"HAHAHA." Kirschtaria laughed, his elegance completely gone as he smashed the sack with a hammer while Tom smashed it with a Baseball Bat.

Fou was cheering in the background "FOU!"

[...What is this madness, did I truly choose a suitable User? ] Aion was asking itself in self-doubt.

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The Disco Box obediently gave up as it flashed a white light of surrender then shook and changed to purple as Kirschtaria's staff was finally released from it as it glowed an ethereal purple.

Kirschtaria happily grabbed the staff and then hid his grin into a smile, his elegance returning as he held the staff.

[ The K.O Staff ]

[ Rank: Epic ]

[ A staff that does 20% Damage, 80% Stun and 15% Knockout and 150% more pain. A Staff made by Kirschtaria Wodime himself! He made the top by hand, did you know? It was also upgraded by Tom using a Enchantment Table too!]

[ Special Features: Can turn into a transformable armour just like in Kamen Rider, merely yell 'Transform', all attributes will be multiplied by 2.5 ]


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