Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit

Chapter 29: Su He: Drop Dead!

Liu Rushuang’s appearance at that moment looked exactly like a patron going to a brothel for drinks and pleasure, and moreover, the type who refused to pay.

Angered, Su He dragged Liu Rushuang and pinned her onto the sofa, giving her a thorough beating.

Only then did Lin Mo finally realize that he seemed to have fallen for that woman’s trick. Regardless of whether or not she had something like bitter tea seeds inside, so what?

Judging from how his cousin was acting now, she most likely wouldn’t misunderstand him as some kind of lecher. Instead, she would directly start a fight with Liu Rushuang, thinking this old cucumber was trying to seduce her younger cousin.

Truly worthy of being his real cousin, blood was indeed thicker than water — always standing on his side.

“Help... help, I was wrong... I was wrong!”

Liu Rushuang, pinned on the sofa, had her oversized half-sleeved shirt tugged into disarray, revealing large patches of snow-white skin on her belly.

Her two fair, delicate feet kicked about wildly, even her toes curled inward, showing how hard she was enduring something at the moment, while her mouth kept pleading for mercy.

“Wrong? I knew you had no good intentions. Oh, so you came to my house to drink flower wine? You’re such a big boss, not like you’re short of money. If you want to flirt, go to a club and hire male models!” Su He scolded while pinching Liu Rushuang’s body.

“How could that be the same? With a good family woman, who wants to waste money on paid ones!” Liu Rushuang retorted.

Su He: ┗|｀O′|┛嗷~~

“Oh, oh, dragging a decent girl into this, huh? That’s my own cousin!”

“Cous... cousin!”

Despite being afraid of taking a harsh beating, Liu Rushuang still corrected Su He.

Besides, whether by blood or through cousins, what difference did it make? The tender was indeed tender!

Su He: “Arrogant! (Bronze Pea’s furious roar)”

After a while, having finished disciplining Liu Rushuang, Su He patted her younger cousin’s shoulder and said: “Your decision to stay at school was absolutely correct. Society outside is indeed dangerous. You must protect yourself well in the future, especially against this kind of old cucumber, stay far away from her!”

Hearing this, Lin Mo’s mouth twitched. As expected, Lü Xiaobu’s value was still climbing. Women fighting truly was a spectacle, especially when both women were attractive.

At this time, Liu Rushuang got up from the sofa, straightened her clothes a little, and put her frameless glasses back on that had been smacked off earlier. Then, walking with mysterious steps, she spoke:

“What are you saying? No matter what, I’m still a rich woman, right? As the saying goes, if life becomes unbearable, then why not move in and live with your sister?”

Su He couldn’t be bothered to fight her anymore. She immediately opened her phone, played an audio recording at maximum volume, and the next second:

“I am Liu Rushuang’s simp. For the sake of licking Liu Rushuang, I lost heart for studying, failed to get into university. Because she didn’t like fat men, I stayed up late losing weight, and in the end, I died from overwork.”

“I divorced my wife for Liu Rushuang, didn’t even want my five-year-old daughter, just because my daughter wanted Itou Makoto as a father.”

“Because of her first love from her youth, Liu Rushuang abandoned me. When her first love divorced and returned to the country, I was left forgotten in the pouring rain...”

Lin Mo: ???

Liu Rushuang: ...

One had to admit, being exposed face-to-face in this way really felt like this. At this moment, Liu Rushuang’s pretty face flushed red with anger.

She didn’t know why, but every time she listened to this kind of story, she always had this powerless feeling that her palm couldn’t reach into the screen.

“See? So what if you’re a rich woman? How many men who ended up with you had good endings?” Cousin Su He held up her phone proudly.

“You... forget it. Anyway, Xiao Mo already promised to give it to me,” Liu Rushuang declared that her goal had already been achieved, and she no longer cared about the rest.

Su He: →_→

“What are you looking at? It’s not like I won’t pay!” Liu Rushuang lifted her chin.

Seeing his cousin’s sharp gaze turn toward him, Lin Mo quickly explained: “Sis, don’t listen to her nonsense. I just got a good item recently. After using it, the skin on the face improves. That’s what she wants.”

Hearing this, Su He was stunned, then said in disbelief: “Really? Something that miraculous?”

“Just look at me now, the effect is obvious!” Lin Mo said helplessly.

“Damn, you had something this good and didn’t think of giving it to your sister? I’ve spoiled you for nothing! I want it too!”

Sure enough, Lin Mo had expected this result the moment he opened his mouth. Fortunately, his cousin wasn’t an outsider.

“Alright, tomorrow I’ll give it to Director Liu, and she’ll bring one to you as well.”

“Call her elder sister! Stinky little brother!” The senior-student version of Liu Rushuang got way too into her role, stomping her foot.

Su He: “Get lost and flirt somewhere else.”

After saying that, she pulled Lin Mo aside for a careful interrogation. After all, women valued their face more than men could ever imagine.

When she learned that only seven days were needed to greatly improve facial skin, and that there were only two portions which couldn’t be bought elsewhere, his cousin couldn’t sit still and dragged him off.

The meal was nearly finished anyway, so why stay longer? As for letting Liu Rushuang bring it to her, she was afraid that old cucumber would embezzle it.

Money? Liu Rushuang didn’t care. She had plenty of that. But something this precious was rare indeed.

Soon, the three of them changed clothes, hailed a cab, and went straight to his apartment.

It was the first time the two women came to where Lin Mo lived. Although the community was rather old and the apartment small, at least it was neat and tidy inside.

“Here, these are the last two portions. Remember, this is a seven-day supply. If you overuse it, I don’t have any more, and you can’t buy it outside either.”

Lin Mo handed the two small porcelain jars to them. Luckily, he had discovered the business opportunity last time and bought two extra. Otherwise, he really wouldn’t have had anything to give.

The two women hurriedly received them, immediately opened the lids together, and after smelling it, both frowned slightly.

Su He: “Why does it smell a bit like expired honey? It’s not spoiled, is it?”

Liu Rushuang also said: “This is really the stuff? The quality looks so bad?”

“If you don’t want it, give it back. I don’t even feel like giving it to you.” Lin Mo reached out his hand.

Liu Rushuang leaned back tactically: “Who said I don’t want it? Even if it’s expired, I’ll still try it. Aunt Jiang already said it worked, so it should be fine. Tell me, how much? I’ll transfer the money right now!”

Once she had the item, Liu Rushuang was immediately overjoyed. As for money, if Yuan Meng could afford it, how could she not?

Hearing this, Lin Mo glanced at his cousin and waved his hand helplessly: “Forget it, just take it and use it. I’m not a seller. But listen carefully, these are the last two portions. I have no more. If anyone asks, don’t say it was from me.”

It wasn’t that he was being generous. If it had just been Liu Rushuang, he would definitely have asked for money. After all, he was broke. But with his cousin there, could he say someone had offered a hundred thousand for one portion?

Liu Rushuang didn’t care, but his cousin certainly did. Fortunately, with his shopping page now, he had plenty of opportunities to make money, so it didn’t matter this time.

Since Su He didn’t know the true value of the item, she accepted it without any psychological burden. On the other hand, Liu Rushuang, who understood perfectly well, smiled faintly and said:

“Really not taking money? Elder sister is a rich woman, you know?”

“Then just give me a couple billion!” Lin Mo shot back. This woman was pretending to be clueless on purpose!

Hearing this, cousin Su He didn’t even take it seriously, even rolling her eyes. But Liu Rushuang’s lips curved up slightly, and she winked at him with a smile:

“Are you giving me, or am I giving you?”

Su He: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

“You’re flirting again — drop dead!”

Lin Mo: ...

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