Everyone In The Universe Is My Food Fan

Are you curious?
Of course, we are all human, how could we not be curious?

But this curiosity only goes as far as discussing it within our circle, then it’s over. After all, isn’t the food delicious? Can you grab a spot every day? What if upsetting Jiujiu reduces our chances by hundreds of millions, even billions, and we have to scavenge in heaven for food.
—These water armies are so boring. Who would want to offend Jiujiu?
—I’m annoyed by them. What if Jiujiu gets upset? I rely on nutrient broth with vegetables every day. So annoying.

—Bibi Lai Lai, I really want to know where the recent group of water armies came from. If we collect together, we could buy this nasty studio, and they’d all go away.
Everyone vented their anger in the circle.
Then, an idiot who knows which school he graduated from suddenly appeared and asked a question:

—Just to clarify, I’m just asking out of curiosity, no ill intentions, not making any negative assumptions about Jiujiu. I’m just curious. They say Jiujiu doesn’t show her face because she’s not that good-looking. I wonder (quietly) if she would like a handsome guy who can’t do anything else? I have a little bit of a desire to rely on looks to get by.
As soon as this statement was said, it immediately caused a stir.
—Yeah, they say everyone likes things they don’t have. So, if Jiujiu isn’t that good-looking, would she really like a handsome guy?

—Would she be willing to support a group of male college students who are good-looking but can’t do anything else?
This comment quickly went viral, and someone took advantage of it to quickly post in the circle: [Do you think a person who isn’t that good-looking, but has excellent cooking skills and is as cute as Jiujiu, would you like her?]
—Thanks for the invitation, let me answer this question. OP, are you dreaming? It’s nighttime already, but your dreams are too grand.

The second floor responded quite seriously to this question.
—What nonsense is this? What does it have to do with being attractive or not? I just want someone who looks average. So, Jiujiu, when are you going to tell me your address?
From the third floor onwards, the thread went off topic again.

—Everyone has been subtle about it, but let me be direct! I’m Zhou Zheng, the campus hunk of Luofei Military Academy. I’m skilled in pounding meat patties, kneading dough, rolling meatballs, and can upload the tasting quotas (but occasionally lose data when uploading it). Below is my photo. If Jiujiu is interested, she can DM me at terminal: 358acluofei.
Attached Image: A boy with a very bright smile sitting on the shoulder of a mecha.
Looks quite tempting indeed!

And soon, a second person appeared.
—Following the previous comment, as men, we should be direct! I’m Dong Mo, the class hunk of the Federal University’s School of Arts. Although I’m not good at kneading dough, rolling meatballs, or pounding meat patties, I excel in camerawork, surpassing camera robots by 280 streets. Below is my photo. If interested, you can add me at terminal: 0054.
Attached Image: A man wearing a black hat, with medium-length hair tied in a half ponytail, wearing a windbreaker, holding a camera in one hand. The antique camera covers half of his face, revealing a cultured and handsome appearance with thin lips and phoenix eyes.
—To add on to the previous comment, I have no name, no school, and no skills, except making my sister happy. No need for tens of thousands of star coins, just take care of three meals a day and say “I love you” every day. Interested parties can add me at terminal: 22111xx.

Attached Image: A beautiful young man smiling in surprise with his chin resting on his hand.
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The first, second, and third have appeared.

Will there be a fourth, a fifth, and beyond?
This post quickly rose to the top of the Jiujiu circle’s hottest trends, combining funny humor with handsome men and beautiful women. When Green Hills Studio came in, the first thing they saw was this post with a more “water army” tone than their own.
Then clicking into it: ????

What kind of fans are these?
…Damn!!??????