Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

All over the Internet, more than one billion netizens began to discuss the issue nervously, and naturally there was a lot of controversy...

Especially the Investiture of the Gods...

"Who knows? According to some experts, the Investiture of the Gods became famous after Journey to the West. In fact, these two picture books have always existed before Journey to the West..."

"In fact, a group of experts are saying that Diao Chan, Hua Mulan, Mu Guiying, Bian Que, Li Yuanba and others do not exist, because there is no official record of them, and they have been addicted to popular science..."

"Haha... Don't you know that the Qing Dynasty has fallen? In a few years, the bad deeds of the Qing Dynasty have become a real heyday..."

"The ability to turn things upside down has always been played by modern people... But you , isn't it a bit drifting?"

"Indeed...In ancient mythology, I think there really is a world with four continents. Do you remember what Guangchengzi said about the outer world?"

"There is also a Big Dipper, which is really terrifying...The outer world civilization is still a very brilliant civilization..."

"Don't think about it...First improve your strength. Once the gate of hell is really opened, those monsters in the Classic of Mountains and Seas will run out. Who can withstand it..."

"Yes, yes...You have to improve your strength..."

Everyone is in danger. Those who were originally lying flat began to enter a tense and exciting state, and even laid out nuclear bombs. I don't know what the future of the earth will be like. Anyway, protect yourself first.

.......

On the other side of the ocean...

In a white palace...

Today, a group of senior national leaders gathered, led by the 80-year-old president, who is really strong and healthy.

They kept watching Lin Dong's report, and each of them broke out in a cold sweat, shuddering with fear. This world is too scary...

"Leader... How can we deal with it? We agreed to be in charge of the supernatural organization, but now something has happened in the East, and we seem to..." a leader said seriously.

The whole situation became tense all of a sudden, and everyone looked ahead, not daring to breathe.

Because of Lin Dong's live broadcast, they saw uneasiness, a kind of doomsday hesitation, and they could not tolerate any conflict between the two factions or the country's restraint...

"Boss... We must not let go, this is for us to answer again, and Comrade Chuan Jianguo also agreed..."

A female leader jumped up, after all, it was her who urged, and the result was going to fail...

"This matter was originally handed over to Mondo to handle, and now you have been dismissed... We will send people to the East immediately to curry favor with them. If they don't play with us, it will really be the end of the world..."

The 80-year-old president handled it without hesitation.

The whole place was silent for a moment, and then it was in uproar again...

They had built up the confidence of bandits over the past few hundred years, and they looked down on others in their bones. It was really a deadly sentence to kowtow.

"Boss... I object, we must not bow to the East..."

"I also object... We can never bow to the East, we will never recover, and we will lose our position as the hegemon forever..."

"Yes... We also have nuclear bombs..."

"No... I agree..."

"I agree too, how can we not bow? When the world changes again, we will really be finished..."

"I agree too..."

"I also agree to lick my ass..."

A group of people said that under the threat of life, they were more expectant and crazier than anyone else, and they were really too radical.

Others are flying on dragons, what are you questioning?

What a funny thing...

For a while, the establishment of the global supernatural organization began to be a tug-of-war, after all, if someone tripped it up, it would easily cause many inconveniences.

......

In Gushan Mountain....

After Lin Dong practiced for a while, there was no need to go down, because in this era, it is better to stay in the outside world, because the world is in a tense state due to the revival of spiritual energy.

"Are you ready? Let's go back!" Lin Dong glanced at the front, and Li Shishi and Fatty Zhang Dalong slowly woke up.

"I plan to stay here and wash myself well, because there is the power of saints here, which can purify my corpse qi and completely transform me." Li Shishi refused to go back.

She needs a vigorous breakthrough. Now her combat power is very strong, just like a real grandmaster, but she can't go further and needs a great opportunity.

In front of her are many saints and saints, and there is a sense of purity of heaven and earth everywhere. Naturally, the opportunity will not come again...

"What about you?" Lin Dong looked at the fat man.

"I'd better go back. After all, the spiritual energy in the outside world is not bad." The fat man said simply.

"Let's go..."Lin Dong said nothing, summoned the flying sword with one hand, and looked back at Li Shishi.

"Go back! Tell them for me that I will go back after the breakthrough." Li Shishi waved her hand. She would not give up the group of women in the villa area. It was the first time she felt happiness in a thousand years.

In life, even if you are an immortal, you are pursuing your own happiness....

On the flying sword...

Lin Dong sat in the front, and the fat man lay in the back, looking lazy, eating fruits from Mount Guye, looking very proud.

"Boss... How are we going to survive this time?" The fat man said with anticipation.

Lin Dong took a look at the beautiful mountains and rivers, and said: "There will be a large number of animal evolutions, especially in the sea, so don't think about messing around..."

According to the area of ​​the earth, more than 70% belongs to water, and more than 20% belongs to the earth. It can be imagined that the ocean is the real cradle of life.

As you can imagine, the animals and plants in the ocean are terrifying. Once they transform, it will be a doomsday...

This does not include the primeval forest...

In the supermarket that day, a king crab transformed, and its terrifying destructive power made people despair, not to mention the evolution of some terrible things in the deep sea...

"Should we create a terrifying formation to isolate the mutation?" Fatty asked curiously.

This Guye Mountain is also a formation, which can be isolated from the world. From ancient times to the present, only people with great virtue can enter. It is conceivable that the formation is powerful.

"I can only be powerless in the world. Let's form a temporary alliance in this awakening of superpowers." Lin Dong agreed with the global superpower organization, but it was just a matter of who was in charge.

The competition between countries has always existed in the world. If there is a great power style, it can only be in the East. The land of Shenzhou has been a place where saints are born from ancient times to the present.

The flying sword left Mount Gushe and headed south. After walking for about half a day, it soon landed outside the villa area...

"Xiaobai... where are you going?" Lin Dong saw Xiaobai going out.

"Of course I'm going to be a prostitute..." Xiaobai answered very straightforwardly. This vixen is really good at playing, which makes people easily misunderstand.

"Where are they?" Lin Dong glanced at the villa area. There were not many people.

"Sister Yan and Sister Yue went to the Wulin League. They said they wanted to save the world. They still had to rely on us women. They started to combine and come up with a grand rescue." Xiaobai was a little speechless.

"Where are Diba and the others?" Lin Dong asked again.

"Sister Mi and Diba went to Daxia Entertainment. They want to build a studio to promote the future. They need to plan well. Otherwise, the doomsday will come and it will be a disaster..." Xiaobai pointed at her lips and answered very obediently, which made Lin Dong couldn't help but touch her.

"As for Sister Linglong... she had already joined the army. Elizabeth wanted to return home, but she didn't go back in the end, saying that she couldn't bear to leave us."

Xiaobai explained everything in detail. After all, everyone in the room started to get busy.

Lin Dong nodded. It was true. Everyone had awakened supernatural powers of the heaven-defying level. Their own cultivation was not bad, and they had to take on social responsibilities..

"Let's go! Let's go back and stop being prostitutes... The world is so crazy. Do you have other vixens at home? Just bring them back..." Lin Dong looked at Xiaobai and said.

Xiaobai shook his head and said, "There's only me. The others haven't awakened their spiritual intelligence, so they have always been distinguished."

"Have you vixens always existed? In ancient times, there were Nvjiao, Daji, Baosi... You nine-tailed foxes are really a group of goblins, which makes people obsessed."

Lin Dong teased Xiaobai and touched her long hair. Suddenly, her furry ears and six fox tails were exposed. It was so cute.

"No! I don't know them. Anyway, I have always been the only one..." Xiaobai was a little sad, but when he saw Lin Dong, he gradually calmed down.

"Okay! Let's go back! As for the fat guy... go play by yourself!" Lin Dong drove the fat guy away and said.

"Fuck... a guy who values ​​women over friends." The fat man cursed and raised his thumb.

"What did you say?" Lin Dong turned around and said.

"Haha... Boss... I saw a big snake peeing..." The fat man scratched his head.

Lin Dong didn't care about this thing, it was really a troublesome opportunity...

Entered the villa area...

Swish...

A little child dragging a cart ran over happily, stretched out his hand for Lin Dong to hug, and said: "Baba Baba..."

"Really a good daughter of dad..." Lin Dong picked up Lin Qiuxuan with one hand, and the more he raised her, the more lively she became, full of vitality and spirit., must be raised well.

Princess Elizabeth was right beside, smiling slightly, with a kind of Madonna's gentleness all over her body, because she had awakened to the Great Light...

If it weren't for Lin Dong, she would be a saint in the West...

Lin Dong put Lin Qiuxuan down and cooked a table of delicious dishes, which were really delicious and fragrant, allowing Xiaobai and Elizabeth to enjoy them happily.

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for continuing his new career →_→ Ding Ding..."

System prompt.

"Ding Ding? Or digging a well?"

Lin Dong was stunned for a moment, and saw that it was really a Ding Ding, which was really unexpected.

(It may be finished at the end of the month, outside the starry sky, I really don't want to write, there is no traffic...)