ERO ACADEMY

I was escorted to the student council room. The executives were seated at their respective desks, observing me as if I were in an interview. It seemed that the morning meeting's agenda revolved around me, Kim Sang-hyuk.

"Sit down."

This must be my defendant's seat. What a great life it has been! But there were still too many unknowns for me to give up just yet.

"You have a lot of guts."

I merely sat down as instructed, didn't I?

"The next time you catch my eye, I have said i will kill you myself yet you dare to appear infront of me."

It was genuinely terrifying. It didn't seem like an empty threat, given the conviction behind the words. Then, one of the female executives raised her arm.

"Excuse me, Mr. Chairman!"
"What is it, Evangeline?"
"Was Sang-hyuk always this handsome? I didn't realize!"
"It's already spreading like wildfire. They're saying the student council president is walking around with a good-looking guy!"
"Both of you, be quiet."
"Y-yes…."

Student council president? Is this woman the student council president? What on earth did I do to make it onto the student council president's list of men she wants to kill?

There were individuals playfully teasing one another, but when the student council president opened his mouth, everyone focused intently.

"We will commence the hearing."

The president gazed down at me as though I were an insect and said,

"Rest assured. I won't neglect my efforts to expel you."

Expulsion is a troubling prospect.
Although I'm unaware of the physical age of my new body, I, Kim Sang-hyuk, am no longer a high schooler in the throes of puberty.
I understand the danger of veering off the predetermined path in a world I barely know.
From now on, I must remain firmly planted in this grand academy to become a respectable older brother to my lovely siblings.

"Your eyes seem impudent."
"You misunderstand. They are kind eyes!"

The executives chuckled as they observed my disciplined demeanor.

"…With such an approach, you probably could have reached a satisfactory agreement with the victim."

It seems even the student council president found me attractive.
But an agreement? Is there a victim?

"Evangeline, recite the details of Kim Sang-hyuk's demerit points. Kim Sang-hyuk, feel free to refute anything that deviates from the truth."

Very well, bring it on! I will refute anything and everything!

"Yes~ Let's see. Sang-hyuk was caught spraying semen on classmate Henna's garments, clothing, and underwear."

A photograph is displayed.
Am I already out?
A cold sweat trickled down my spine.

"Walking down the hallway with women's underwear on his head."

Is that me?

"He brought an erotic magazine and shared it with his classmates, mentioning there was a woman who resembled the student council president."

I could feel the tension in the student council president's forehead.
Why is everything so indecent…?

"You've even taken photos in the women's restroom? Sang-hyuk, I never saw you like that…"

Somehow, I managed to avoid expulsion.
I was pondering how to escape this predicament.
However, there was evidence that clearly proved the facts being displayed with a projector-like device.
There was an image of me that I didn't even recognize.

Audio evidence is also presented.

– Hey, doesn't she resemble Liz or the student council president? Look at this. Silver hair and natural, large breasts!
– I can't resist the student council president's lovely chest, optimized for the Academy's Onahole! Whoohoo!!

"No way, I said that line with my own voice…?"

In addition to that, an array of ludicrous misdemeanors were listed.
Eighteen times he had been pointed out for his inadequate attire.

"Kim Sang-hyuk, is there anything you see that deviates from the truth?"
"No."

There seemed to be no way out.
The evidence was just too perfect.
It was potent enough to label me a criminal ten times over.

"Is today's strategy to feign innocence and pretend to reflect upon your actions?"
"That's not what it is…"

*Sigh*…
Suddenly, everything felt tiresome.
Why should I seriously argue against something I didn't even do in the first place?
Could my protests really clear my name? This was a scenario prepared by the goddess of erotic game. In this world, if the goddess sets something up, even events that never took place could come into existence.

That was precisely the situation I found myself in now.
Hadn't the goddess decided to take my side? Why did things turn out this way?
If I pondered on it seriously, the reason became evident.

'…It's because it's a lewd game.'

Now that I think about it, there were countless reasons for the protagonist to be a depraved individual.

In the game, the protagonist becomes the subject of all sorts of perverted acts targeting the heroine. If I had a personality like mine, wouldn't that be odd? Thus, this contrived sweet potato event is not meant for me to seriously protest and reclaim my honor.

'I did say that I completely eliminated the difficulty level for capturing the heroine.'

Isn't the student council president a heroine as well? With my current mindset, the way out is simpler than I thought.

I can activate 'Lucky Skebe' to manipulate this absurd reality. Then, the distasteful mechanism designed to frame me as a criminal will be replaced by an authentic education involving the student council president's vagina, and the moderately virtuous female student council executives here will become akin to sub-trophies. That's how an additional trophy is earned.

This marks the beginning of my Academy Harem Life.

"There is no place for you in the academy, Kim Sang-hyuk."

The student council president looked down at me with cold eyes.

"Leave. I'll handle the procedure here."
"Why didn't you expel me earlier?"

"Because the woman who suffered at your hands didn't desire your punishment. However, if you show your face at the academy again, it will be a different story."

Time is running out.
…To overcome this seemingly insurmountable obstacle. Is rape the only option?
Will this elegant student council president, like Serena, cling to me and display her affection?
The 'Lucky Skebe' skill flickers before my eyes. It's tempting me, promising that I can bring her to her knees at any moment.

[(Super Powerful) Do you wish to activate Lucky Skebe?]

What is this system message?
Goddess of Erotic game?

[★Opportunity for Mass Production of Exquisite Onahole from the Academy★]

Twinkling.
The cheap neon sign shines, making my eyes dizzy, yet no one seems to notice.

"Focus on the situation before you! You distracted fool!"

Ouch!
The student council president grabs my hair and glares at me head-on.

"Your family, Stella and Serena, are all honor students. What about you? Aren't you ashamed to see your younger siblings flourishing in spite of having a worthless person like you around?"

Don't provoke me.

The SD version of the 'Goddess of Erotic game' character flits like a fly before my eyes as a hologram, directing my attention to a system message.

[Academy's hottest girl♡ A chance to make the well-endowed student council president's vagina into an Onahole♡]

'Ugh…'

"Don't think expulsion is the end. You trash. I'll personally take you to the correctional center. You'll only be released after meticulously completing 300 hours of sex crime villain prevention education."

300 hours of service…
I felt my head spinning at those words.

[There has never been such an easy pussy!]
[The haughty and domineering student council president's vagina is now available! Get it immediately with Lucky Skeve!]

'Damn it.'

"If you have something to say, say it. Just choose your words carefully. It could be the last thing you say."

Does the student council president know what I'm suppressing?
The Goddess of Erotic game says, 'You can make everyone here into an Onahole! Puff puff!' She's drawing attention but I'm doing my best to ignore her.
I endure.

[Oishikunare~ Moe Moe Kyun in the student council president's vagina!]

'Whooooooa…'

Phew, seriously.
No matter how hard I try, I can't be serious about this. Damn goddess!
My cheek muscles twitch, struggling to hold back laughter. Please, just stop. Where are you coming up with these vulgar remarks?
The goddess's lewd approach is so embarrassing that I can't even make eye contact with the student council president.
I'm grateful that only I can see this.

At least when I realized that someone who knew I was innocent was observing this entire situation, I felt a little relieved.
No matter how raunchy the game is, being falsely accused is too much. Oh, goddess.

[Now is your chance! The student council president's vagina, which is 500% compatible with your cock, is free!]
[Onahole Quest (New!)]
[Collect Student Council President Isabella as my personal Onahole (0/1)]
[Difficulty: S (no strikethrough)]
[No prerequisite quest (cancellation line)]
[No prerequisite quest 2 (cancellation line)]
[No prerequisite quest 3 (cancellation line)]
[Rarity: ??]

Just how much do you want to rescue me from this situation?

I can't help but feel like laughing when I think there's someone who can't bear my false accusations more than me.
Yes, perhaps I was taking the whole predetermined path thing too seriously.

My guardian deity is a goddess, and she wants me to become a harem hero who changed my destiny to that of an erotic game protagonist.
She's not the kind of woman who would just sit back and watch my life spiral into ruin.
So, wherever I go, there's bound to be a way out.

With that thought in mind, I felt incredibly relieved.
An erotic game hero? Who cares? Screw that!
I'll do things 'my way.'

"I have nothing to say. Thank you for the 300 hours of sexual assault villain prevention training."
"What? Thank you?"
"…?"

The executives stare at me in shock.
Even the composed student council president seems quite surprised by my nonchalant attitude.

"It's quite different from the last time."

Was there a disciplinary committee last time? Then the difference in atmosphere must be significant.
Living through 300 hours in exchange for letting my little sister give a handjob? Not a big deal. Are you watching? Goddess of erotic games?

"In truth, I committed a sin worthy of death, but I am grateful for the opportunity to reform. I sincerely wish to apologize to Miss Henna, who suffered because of me."
"Don't play games. You think they'll let you anywhere near the victim? You're expelled as of today."
"Then that's for the better. I can't remember anything anyway, and there's truly no way for me to genuinely apologize."
"You can't remember? What is this now…"
"Come on, take me away. Student Council President."
"..."

With a start,
the renowned Student Council President takes a step back.

"300 hours. I will complete it. Please isolate me from society as quickly as possible."

Have you ever seen a protagonist like this in an erotic game?
At that moment when I smirked inwardly, it was as if time stopped, and everything came to a halt.
Then, a blonde goddess appeared and grabbed me by the waist.

"Ouch! What are you doing?!"
"Hahaha."
"Insane! Insane! Where else can you find an erotic game protagonist who receives sex crime prevention education?!"
"Right here!! Quickly lift the time freeze. I'm a criminal who needs to be apprehended and corrected by the Student Council President!"

"Argh! You're insane. It seems everyone who lays eyes on Sunae must be crazy!"

The goddess of Erotic game clutches my collar, pleading with me.

"Isn't there any strategy difficulty!? You just need to do it if you desire it!"
"I'll do as I wish."
"Who seeks true love in Erotic game!"
"Finding lost honor was always more challenging; I wonder if the prison floor is cold."
"Damn it! Do you truly want to see me die from that guilt!?"
"Come forth! Sweet sexual offense prevention education!"

In the end, the goddess resorted to force once again.