Era: Started from raising livestock in the mountains

Chapter 7 Dad, you eat dirt



Chen Xiulan smiled happily when she saw it, and then rolled her eyes at Lin Heng: "You are so old, but you still like this."

"Just tell me if your husband is awesome or not?" Lin Heng said proudly

Chen Xiulan looked at the pheasant and nodded: "Awesome, so awesome!"

"Hehe, you must reward me well tonight." Lin Heng approached and smiled.

Chen Xiulan's face tightened, and she glared at him shyly: "You are already a father, but you are still so frivolous."

"I am greedy for my wife, so this is natural!" Lin Heng held his head high.

Chen Xiulan couldn't bear to talk about such explicit words, so she put the pheasant in Lin Heng's backpack and walked quickly to the front.

The two of them went down the mountain, talking and laughing. When they reached the foot of the mountain, it was already dusk, and it would be completely dark in another hour.

"Xiulan, are you going up the mountain to pick mushrooms?"

Someone spoke to them not far away.

Lin Heng turned his head and saw that the man who came was an old man in his fifties with sparse hair, who smiled at the two of them.

Lin Heng remembered that this was Tian Baishun, a bachelor and mountain herder in their village. He didn't farm much and made a living by hunting and collecting mountain products.

At this time, he was holding a turtledove in his hand and waved it deliberately, for fear that people would not see it.

"Yes." Chen Xiulan nodded and said something casually, not wanting to pay attention to this person.

Tian Baishun saw that Xiulan didn't want to pay attention to him, and looked at Lin Heng again. He found the slingshot in his hand and couldn't help laughing: "Lin Heng, are you hunting with a slingshot?"

"You must not have caught it?" He didn't wait for Lin Heng to speak, and continued with a smile: "Hunting is not as simple as you think, it's a lot of knowledge."

"You let Xiulan cook two meals for me, you pour me two glasses of wine, how about I take you up the mountain in the future?" Tian Baishun said with a laugh.

This guy is a bachelor. He wants to hook up with women whenever he sees them. He shows off every time he goes hunting. It is said that he has affairs with many women.

Lin Heng sneered, walked over and stood in front of his wife, looked at him and said, "Forget it, I'm not interested. I'll play by myself."

After that, he let his wife walk in front and he walked behind, and went home together.

The old man had a hunting rifle in his hand, and he was too lazy to have a conflict. After all, he didn't say anything teasing.

Tian Baishun was stunned, and then chased him: "You are looking down on my hunting skills..."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly saw the pheasants and gray squirrels in Lin Heng's backpack, and he was shocked: "These... are all shot by you with a slingshot?"

It was incredible to him to shoot squirrels and pheasants with a slingshot.

"No, I picked it up by luck." Lin Heng said, and then left.

After Lin Heng said this, Tian Baishun was speechless. The ones he picked up were all soft. Are you trying to fool me, an old man?

He knew how agile pheasants and squirrels were.

"He must have shot it himself." Old Man Tian was sure.

No wonder he was not interested in joining him. His gun yielded less than his slingshot. Was he just showing off his prowess in front of an expert?

But he thought it might have been caught with a trap, and he didn't want to believe that this famous second-rate guy was so good.

"I must show my hunting skills someday!" Old Man Tian felt that he was despised, and planned to catch a big prey next time to let Lin Heng see his skills.

Lin Heng and his wife Chen Xiulan had already returned to the door, and he even got some pig grass to cover the prey after leaving the woods.

When others asked, he only said that he had picked some mushrooms. He knew very well that wealth should not be exposed. There were many jealous people in the village who couldn't stand seeing others doing well.

"You go back first, I'm going to the toilet."

After saying that, Lin Heng put the backpack aside and went to drain the water.

Chen Xiulan returned to the yard. Her parents, her elder brother and sister-in-law, her younger sister, and her elder brother's son and daughter had all returned.

Father Lin Xuan and elder brother Lin Yue were enjoying the cool breeze, while elder sister Liu Juan, mother Lu Hongmei, and younger sister Lin Caiyun were scraping potatoes for dinner.

Seeing Chen Xiulan return alone, her elder sister couldn't help but laugh: "Mom, it seems that my second brother didn't even last a day this time. He ran out to fool around again."

"Humph, I knew that a dog can't change its eating habits!" Mother Lin was very unhappy. She thought she could hold on for a few days this time, but he ran away.

Father Lin Xuan also shook his head in disappointment: "This second-rate guy is really annoying. I will break his legs next time I come back."

"Dad, you should take care of it. Look at Lin Yue, who works and farms all day, while Lin Heng does nothing. What will happen in the future?"

Sister-in-law Liu Juan complained quickly, thinking that Lin Heng ran away well. How can he face the family property in the future?

At this moment, Lin Heng came in after using the toilet. He heard everything that was said just now.

"No way, you don't even have this basic trust?" Lin Heng was speechless.

"Huh, was I wrong?" Lin's mother glared at him, then looked at her daughter-in-law Xiulan, and said distressedly: "Tell me the truth, did Lin Heng run out for the whole afternoon again and just came back."

She knew that her second daughter-in-law was soft-hearted and kind, and Lin Heng must have asked her to collude again.

"No, he went up the mountain with me, and he also shot a squirrel and a pheasant with a slingshot today." Chen Xiulan shook her head and said with a smile.

"What?" Lin's father Lin Xuan stood up after hearing the words, with a look of disbelief: "If he can shoot squirrels and pheasants, I will eat dirt on the spot."

He didn't know what kind of character Lin Heng was, this was impossible.

"Are you sure you're not talking nonsense?" Mother Lin looked at her daughter-in-law Xiulan and asked, and touched her head.

Obviously, no one in the family believed that Lin Heng had this ability, unless the sun came out in the west.

"Come on, come on, see for yourself!!"

Lin Heng directly put the backpack on the ground and looked at the family confidently. Has this basic trust between people been lost?

When everyone saw it, they were immediately dumbfounded. They even looked at it again and again. Their eyes widened and they looked like they couldn't believe it.

"Second father is possessed by evil spirits?" Lin Wei, the son of eldest brother Lin Yue, suddenly said.

Not only him, but everyone else also had the same idea, thinking that only being possessed by evil spirits was the most reasonable.

"You're just possessed!" Lin Heng was so angry that he kicked him in the butt.

"Dad, you don't want to eat tonight, little sister, go grab a bowl of loess for dad, and dad will give you his portion tonight." Lin Heng teased.

The younger sister Caiyun's eyes lit up, but before she could do anything, her eldest nephew Lin Wei grabbed a handful of dirt and handed it to his grandfather Lin Xian: "Grandpa, eat dirt."

Lin Xuan was so angry that he wanted to pick up a stick and hit someone on the spot: "You two unfilial descendants!!"

"Sir, you said it yourself." Lin Wei jumped out and quickly hid behind Lin Heng, grinning.

"Lin Heng, did you really hit him yourself?" The eldest brother Lin Yue didn't believe it either.

"That's right, are they the dead things you picked up? Don't eat the bad guys." Sister-in-law Liu Juan also nodded, not believing that Lin Heng could defeat these two things with a slingshot.


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