NOVEL WEB Chapter 63
Dada!
The helicopter slowly landed in the open space 100 meters away from Niu Sanye's house.
Enthusiastic folks.
helped Qin Feng move boxes of fireworks and firecrackers home.
"Brother Rich, sister-in-law, we have to go home and clean up!
After helping the villagers, they left Qin Feng's house in twos and threes.
"Xiaofeng, this kid, is really good!"
"Then what kind of lifelong supervisor can really get five million a year? Will Kamikaze Express regret it?"
"Tailwind!! kamikaze, that's a little day's thing!"
"Repentance? The people of the whole country are staring at it!
"That's it, don't say that the people of the whole country don't agree, can we Qinjiatun watch Xiaofeng being bullied?"
"There are so many cannons and big fireworks, Xiaofeng's family can't finish them next year!"
"Can't finish it, do you remember when Xiaofeng was a child?"
The one who speaks.
Suddenly stunned!!
Several people looked at each other.
Squeeze out a reluctant smile.
"Brother, are you sweating?"
"A little bit"
"Why don't we talk to the rich brother and sister-in-law, and let Xiaofeng do something else today?"
"But Xiaofeng announced it in front of the people of the whole country, is it the style of our Northeast old men to go back on his word?"
"Besides, if you don't set off the cannon, can it be called the New Year?"
"I think Xiaofeng has grown up, so he shouldn't be as skinny as he was when he was a child, right?"
"Don't go to the aqua toilet today!!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Hurry up and inform the big guy, you must not go to the aqua toilet today!"
"I think it's nothing, it's nothing to go to the dry toilet, Xiaofeng comes to set off a cannon, and I can also show my face in front of the people of the whole country!"
"Brother, that's called showing your cheeks, okay?"
Qin Feng's house.
Li Lan was chattering with Qin Feng, who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find things: "Son, you can't be like when you were a child." "
"Just take your daughter to the field and set off the cannons, but don't catch the villagers' dung pits and blow them up!"
"Especially tying firecrackers to the tail of an ox and a horse, you must not do it!"
"I really want to blow up the manure pit, first ask if there is anyone in the dry toilet, do you know?"
Qin Dafu, who had not lit a cigarette in his mouth, looked indifferent: "Do a live broadcast, what you pay attention to is a live broadcast effect." "
"What are you talking about?"
"Gentlemen's business, you don't care about !!"
"Good boy, hand your father the lighter you have hand. "
Li Lan gave Qin Dafu a roll of his eyes.
Qin Feng smiled and put a bunch of small items such as utility knives, tape, ear pickers, small tapers, etc., into his pockets.
I took the lighter for Qin Dafu.
"Mom, don't worry!"
"I'm so old, how can I be as skinny as when I was a child!"
Qin Dafu, who took the lighter, clicked and pressed.
While lighting a cigarette, he said, "That's it!"
"My son is so good now, can I still do it in my heart?"
We're only halfway there!!
Qin Dafu's mouth was lit by the flames of a cigarette.
Suddenly, it began to breathe fire!!
Slow to react when you're older.
When Qin Dafu, who was in a hurry, wanted to throw away the cigarette in his mouth.
The cigarette exploded with a bang.
The golden shreds of tobacco made him full of face!
"Poof!"
The first one who didn't hold back was Reba.
Cover your mouth and snicker!
Followed by.
The staff and Li Lan also laughed.
The room was filled with cheerful air.
Qin Dafu, whose old face was flushed, roared angrily: "Stinky boy!! you"
Qin Feng winked at his father: "Dad, what did you say!
Li Lan also teased: "Hey, don't you let me take care of it? Why are you a big old man who turns his head and gets angry?"
A mother and son who sing and harmonize.
Qin Dafu could only blush and stare dryly!
Waving your hand at the camera.
Qin Feng opened his mouth and said, "Let's go!"
"Brother Feng will take you to !! fire"
[Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!]
[Uncle Qin is so miserable, but it's so funny!]
[When did Brother Feng put the wiping cannon into Uncle Qin's cigarette?]
[I didn't pay attention!]
[Fry the manure pit and ask if there is anyone in the dry toilet, this smell is too right!]
[AKA Broken Ghost Talent! Shot is a pit father!]
[It seems that Brother Feng also did a lot of evil in the tunzi when he was a child!]
[Anyway, it's funny, it's funny, but it's dangerous to put a cannon in a cigarette, right?]
His gaze swept over the barrage.
He Ling felt that he needed to remind everyone: "Well, a friend in the audience said it well!"
"This kind of behavior is still quite dangerous, you must not imitate it!" (read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
When He Ling spoke.
Qin Feng had already left the house with Reba.
Next to the two of them is a tiger tutu pulling a sleigh with a rein.
On the wooden sleigh, there are twenty or thirty boxes of various fireworks.
After hearing He Ling's words. []
Qin Feng took out one from a box of black spider scrubs.
After shaking it at the camera, he said, "Teacher He is right. "
"It's still dangerous. "
"I just took care of the wiping gun before stuffing it into my dad's cigarette. "
"If you don't deal with it, it's still a trivial matter to blow up your mouth, if your front teeth are broken, won't you have to eat a lot less delicious food for the New Year?"
said.
Qin Feng took out the small change cone from his pocket.
The action was extremely skillful, and a small hole was drilled at the bottom of the rubbing cannon about a centimeter.
After pouring out a little black gunpowder.
Qin Feng took the lighter and lit the wiping cannon in his hand!!
Zizi
Blazing wipes.
was firmly grasped by Qin Feng on his fingers.
Reba just wanted to remind Qin Feng to throw it away.
The cannon exploded directly in his hands!!
Boom!!!
"Qin Feng, are you okay???!!!"
Reba, who was a little nervous, hurriedly went to pull Qin Feng's hand.
Qin Feng gave her a painless brain collapse: "Oops, hey!"
"In front of so many spectators, don't do anything!"
"If you want to eat tofu, wait until tomorrow!
After speaking.
Qin Feng put a few fingers close to the camera and gave the audience a close-up.
"See my slender jade, is there nothing wrong with it?"
"After removing two-thirds of the gunpowder, this kind of small rubbing cannon will be a little shocking when it explodes, and it can't be broken!"
"I'M AKA GHOST BREAKING QIN FENG, HOW CAN I BE A WASTED NAME???"
After speaking.
Qin Feng handed over the box of black spiders and lighters in his hand to Reba.
"You can put one and try it too!"
Reba, who has never let go of artillery battles since she was a child, is a little looking forward to it and a little apprehensive.
"Qin Feng, can I really do it?"
"Isn't it dangerous?"
Qin Feng spoke: "It's not for you to release a nuclear bomb, what's the danger?"
"Light the fuse with a lighter, then throw it away, it's as simple as that!!"
"I'll make it easier!"
"You can play by yourself first (Li Zhao's)!"
said.
Qin Feng hid behind a big tree, and the sound of rushing water sounded.
Ignite throw away, ignite throw
I meditated on this simple step.
Reba took out a black spider and pressed the lighter at the same time.
Zizi
The black spider wipes the fuse port of the cannon and begins to spit flames!
Ignited!
Then throw it away!
Reba, who had a firm gaze, threw the lighter more than ten meters away!
See this scene.
On-site staff.
The audience in the live broadcast room.
He Ling in the broadcast room.
and Feng Xiaogang of the director team were all stunned!!
Something seems wrong???
But it all seems to be right???
Qin Feng, who finished releasing the water, came out from behind the tree.
First sight.
It's a lighter that flies freely in the air.
A black spider emitting green smoke on Reba's hands.
And that beautiful little face with a smirk.
Auntie and grandmother sigh!!
It's for you to throw a cannon, not for you to throw a lighter!!。