Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

God damn east, west, north and south~~

Sami Rashad, the representative of the Pyramid State, was speechless and could only raise the international friendly gesture to the three hosts.

However, people had to lower their heads under the eaves, but they still suppressed their anger and looked at Zhang Lin and said: "Um, when did the Chinese invent paper?"

"Ok?"

Zhang Lin tilted his head, not realizing that the other party would ask him.

Sami repeated it again, and the host Jin Xuanmao said amusedly: "Is this ridiculous? Are you pretending not to understand on purpose?"

Zhang Lin shook his head and raised two fingers.

"Two thousand years."

After thinking for a while, he added: "Two thousand years ago."

"So 2,000 BC?"

"Ah."

Smiling proudly, Sami proudly raised five fingers and put them in front of his eyes: "We were five thousand years ago."

Oh oh~~

Everyone present suddenly screamed strangely.

It has the taste of wheatgrass~

Zhang Lin hurriedly said: "But that is really not paper."

"It's just paper."

After finally coming out on top, Sami took advantage of the victory and said, "How many times have I told you, it's just paper!"

Other guests saw this and started to help.

This one says that Yuanzu is very important, and that one cannot be refuted without thinking.

For a time, Zhang Lin fell into the spotlight.

Calmly wagging his finger, Zhang Lin explained calmly: "What I want to say is that you can find out:

These papers have many holes, break easily, are difficult to preserve, and are not of wide practical use.

Therefore, it cannot be called the paper of the four great inventions.

It was just the predecessor of paper, a work of art used by the nobility. "

What he said made sense, and the other guests nodded in approval.

To be ranked among the four great inventions, practicality should indeed be ranked first.

Zhang Lin kept saying: “And our paper propaganda is very good.

After I went to the West, Westerners didn’t use the word “pa” (sorry)~”

Uh hahaha~~~

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

Because it is a variety show, they either look up to the sky and laugh, or they laugh forward and backward, and there are so many scenes in each one.

Only veins appeared on Sammy's forehead, and his anger level kept rising.

Pa or something~

Nima’s pa or something~

He had absolutely reason to believe that Zhang Lin was deliberately using this to disgust him.

Really, so disgusting!

Gilberto couldn't stop laughing, and said friendly 'prompt': "Papisu, Papisu."

After humming, Zhang Lin finally said in full: "Papisu can't compete with our rice paper, so Westerners use our paper."

"Even so."

Quintal, who was on the opposite side, spoke emphatically: "The Yuanzu is also very important now, he is here!"

After receiving the prompt, Sami chased and said: "I admit that China's papermaking technology is very advanced, I admit it.

But in the world.

Come up with the concept of paper.

The first nation was Jieji. "

Without giving in, Zhang Lin retorted: "The origin of paper is China, pa (pause) pa, what is Papi?"

hahaha~~~

In the camera lens, Terada Takuya was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, and he was laughing so hard.

Don't know why?

Seeing Sammy deflated, he felt as comfortable as eating ice in summer.

By the way, he has no grudge against Sami?

Even if everyone condemns it on purpose.

In line with the principle that I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed, Zhang Lin emphasized loudly: "Before paper was identified as one of the four great inventions, a lot of paper had actually been produced, and the time scale was as long as thousands of years.

In major museums in our country and in major museums around the world, there are parchment scrolls, bark, and papyrus dating from four to five thousand years.

There are cultural relics left around the world, and you can check them out.

In fact, when I say this, I just want to express that that is something else, that pa~"

At the end of the sentence, he looked at Gilberto next to him as expected.

The latter was bursting with laughter in the audience, but I turned a blind eye to your performance and said with a suppressed laugh: "Papisu."

He nodded, looked at the three hosts again and said, "Papisu and paper are different things."

With an extremely depressed expression on his face, Sami spread his hands and said: "I told you it was paper, it was paper, paper, Papisu!!"

"I admit they invented it, but I don't think it's paper."

Sammy: "(へ╬)"

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Jin Xuanmao quickly controlled the situation and said: "I think our variety show is very beneficial. We can see two of the four major civilizations in the world fighting."

Cheng Shi said something remarkable.

Yu Shiyun raised a newly stacked east, west, north and south, and said tremblingly: "It's because of this fight, this~"

"think about it!"

Zhang Lin looked at him and said seriously: "If we hadn't invented paper, what would we be using now~~"

hahaha~~~

This time the camera was focused on Jin Xuanmao, who smiled so hard that his whole face turned red.

He pounded the table crazily and yelled: "Papisu is missing, Papisu is missing, Papisu syndrome is a sad and unsolvable syndrome like the Bermuda Triangle."

Sammy:o(╥﹏╥)o

Although he felt that Zhang Lin could win without force.

However, he really has no choice!

The other party pampered again and again, which really messed with his mentality.

At this time, even Gilberto couldn't help but put his head in his hands: "Ah, it's true, Papisu!"

Blinking his eyes, Zhang Lin tilted his head and said, "That would be so inconvenient!"

Yu Shiyun put his hand on his forehead and said helplessly: "The upright sons of the Yellow River Civilization will defend paper to the death as their invention."

I know this debate has fallen into an endless loop.

Sami tried to prove that they were the originators of paper, but Zhang Lin made up his mind not to think that Papisu was paper.

Let’s go round and round and extend it to other topics!

With this thought in mind, he looked at the third brother guest Yajik and said: "I just talked about the four major civilizations. Through world history, we learned that among the four major ancient civilizations, only China has continued to this day.

However, in the past two years, Indo has regained its vitality, and its economy and comprehensive strength have been fully developed. "

These words tickled Yajik, and he smiled happily and narrowed his eyes.

Leaning forward, Yu Shiyun asked: "I heard that Indo's current population will surpass that of China?"

Shaking his head slightly, Yajik explained: "Looking at the world now, China still has the largest population, almost 13 billion, and the second place is..."

Zhang Lin raised his hand and said: "It's not almost, it's already 14 billion now."

Hahaha~~

Originally a very serious answer, it is common sense that almost everyone in the country knows.

At this moment, everyone understands that they have to compete for everything, win no matter what, and forcefully increase the population by 100 million.

Zhang Lin was also drunk about this!

Yajik nodded as if you were right and continued to speak in curry-flavored Korean: "According to scientific research, we can surpass the population of China in 10 years."

I don't dispute this.

In less than ten years, in a few years we will surpass them all!

Thinking of the three mountains of high housing prices, high bride gifts, and high unemployment in his previous life, Zhang Lin didn't feel proud of having a large population at all.