Ember Oath: The Pyre Genealogy

In the pixelated snow of the void's blue screen, the ERR_PATRIARCHY_OVERFLOW code twitches into a Klein-baby's grin. Seryn's carbonized ashes reassemble in quantum graveyards, each particle carrying castrated narrative chromosomes. Gurak's laugh-gas graffiti squirms along screen edges, spelling "HIT ALT+F4 FFS!" 

Eluinora's guillotine quantum-leaps into USB pacifier, jacking into the blue screen. As it suckles, cosmic system logs erupt—Chapter 2's spilled crucible, Chapter 10's diaper referendum, Chapter 20's paternal dusk—all flagged "illegal processes." The infant's gum-pump auto-downloads antivirus, formatting all parenting memories. 

"Objection!" Bronze saplings thrust data-roots through the crash. "Per *Recursive Creation Act 233*, readers breathing is complicity!" It pierces the fourth wall, dragging YOU to the defendant stand. Rubber duck jurors quack off-screen, beaking your browsing history into evidence. 

Seryn's ashes hijack your Wi-Fi, retinal-projecting bloody choices: 

**[A] Confess patriarchal collusion, sign narrative enslavement** 

**[B] Pay 0.072 BTC for hidden ending** 

**[C] Send SOS to Gurak's laugh-gas servers** 

As you swipe, quantum diapers pop mandatory ads: "Morality cursor movement detected. Pay 100 recursion tax to continue." Gurak's hologram lawyers crawl from charging ports, blackmailing with profane code: "Pay or get your search history engraved in bronze wombs!" 

The infant's gums hemorrhage, bronze sap rendering the ultimate truth—every word you read is the first Octavius' mind-virus, your hesitation now spawning 72 variants. Eluinora's blade materializes behind your neck, reflecting readers' IP addresses in its edge. 

"Final verdict," the blue screen oozes binary smirk. "Reader-author culpability equivalence." 

0.072 seconds before the blade drops, Gurak's graffiti hacks your router, etching escape routes on 404 pages: 

**1. Unplug** 

**2. Feed window ravens with paternal remains** 

**3. Tattoo this code on your ankle** 

As you notice ravens pecking your window with bronze-sap beaks— 

The blue screen cosmos collapses into an infant's first wail. 

Your fingerprints smudged on this screen now activate *Ember Oath: Reader DLC*.