Elf Adventure Team: I am Tan Xiaoshi

Chapter 18 Naughty 99



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"It's a bit bitter, and a bit spicy. Wow, I'm sorry for my compatriots, I will miss you." After eating the charcoal, Yaoling just wanted to drink some water to rinse his mouth.

[But, host, your fire-type moves have become more powerful, haven’t they? 】

"Although it is true to say so, this feeling of eating your compatriots, ugh." After wiping away the non-existent tears, Yaoling pointed to the remaining two treasure boxes and said: "Jiujiu, take these two treasure boxes Open it for me."

【oh! One is a skill treasure box and the other is a characteristic treasure box! By the way, host, a friendly reminder, the skill treasure chest can only open the skills that you can use, such as photosynthesis, throwing, etc., the skill treasure chest cannot be opened]

"I see, let's go. No matter what skill it is, I'm mentally prepared."

【Yeah? Then I opened it? 】

"open it!"

【I really opened it! 】

"Hurry up!"

【I really really opened it! ! ! 】

"You're so stupid! You can't open it! If you don't open it, I'll stuff this into your ass!" Yao Ling, who was holding the beads, said viciously.

Zhuzi: I was completely speechless. What does it have to do with me? Why do you want to stuff me into the butt of this guy who doesn’t even have a body? Does this guy have a butt?

【Uh uh uh! I drive, I drive! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill! What is this, phosphorus fire? 】

"Oh! This skill is great! It emits weird flames and puts the enemy into a burning state!" Yaoling looked particularly excited: "By the way, Tan Xiaoshi could learn other skills before the phosphorus fire. Why can't I learn it? Already at level fifteen."

[Ah, this, you need to understand it yourself. After all, this is not a game world. It does not mean that you can learn any moves at any level you reach. This all depends on your own understanding]

[Of course, there is another factor that is crucial. You, the host, are just a child who has just emerged from the shell for a month, and your body has not yet grown up.]

"I see, wait a minute, why are you all holding on to the fact that I haven't broken out of my shell for a month?" Yao Ling didn't quite understand.

[Because, you really haven’t even reached a month. Even including the week you were in the shell, you haven’t reached a month, okay?]

[So, host, you should go to school and listen to the lectures, train after school, and complete daily tasks, so that you are in line with what you are doing at this age, instead of asking the giant blacksmith to make weapons, and then fight with a poisonous snake]

"Well, okay, okay, I understand, I will pay attention next time. You said so much, don't you just want me not to be so reckless next time." Yao Ling pouted.

[Hey, the host is smarter. Well, don’t be angry, let me see what characteristics the last characteristic treasure box can give you]

"I hope it's not laziness or slow start. As long as it's not these two, I can have other characteristics." Yao Ling muttered while opening the treasure chest in front of him.

As the treasure chest blooms with dazzling light, the characteristics that appear in front of Yaoling are!

[Ah, an ordinary one, with picking up characteristics]

"It's so ordinary! This feature is awesome!" Yaoling looked at the new features he got and said, "There is a chance of picking up props during battles and adventures! This is a good feature for earning money!"

【You can pick up good things! ? Hiss, let me see! 】

"You definitely won't be able to pick up good things now. After all, there's nothing to pick up in the strongest martial arts gym. When I go to the Mysterious Maze, I'll definitely pick up that prop!"

Having said that, Yaoling had already begun to fantasize: "If I sell those props to the Hidden Dragon, the Hidden Dragon will definitely cry!"

[Wow, what a devil, you actually want to bankrupt the invisible dragon that helped you, you have evil intentions! 】

"Ahem! Of course I'm joking. How could I bankrupt the Hidden Dragon?" Yaoling said and began to absorb the ability to pick up characteristics.

After absorbing it, Yaoling felt that his luck had increased a lot. Although there was no data on luck, Yaoling had this feeling.

【good! The four treasure chests have been opened! What next is going to be done with those three lottery tickets or something else! ? 】

"Hmph! Of course! Then use the lottery tickets!"

【good! lottery! start! ! ! 】

The three lottery tickets in Yaoling's hand flew into the turntable. As the turntable rotated at high speed, the results of the three lottery tickets soon appeared in front of Yaoling's eyes.

[Two products of other worlds, one product of this world. Isn’t the probability of products from other worlds 30%? Why are there two? Host, you must be very lucky! 】

"Hey, don't you like good luck?" Yao Ling played with the two bamboo pieces in his hand and said, "So, are these two products of other worlds? Are there any good things in here? Let me see!"

【hiss! ! ! Are these two things the same thing? 】

"What! What a good thing! Jiujiu, you're breathing air-conditioning! Don't tell me!"

【Yes! That’s it! Just ordinary bamboo slices]

"Huh???" Yao Ling looked at the bamboo slices in his hand with disappointment.

[Of course, if you only get one of the bamboo pieces, this is indeed just an ordinary bamboo piece. But you got two slices, then! 】

"So!!!"

[These are just two ordinary pieces of bamboo! 】

"What the hell!" Yao Ling picked up the bamboo piece and poked it angrily at the system panel in front of him: "Put your butt out! I'm going to stuff these two bamboo pieces in!"

【Uh ah ah ah! Host, I was wrong! Stop stuffing it! 】

[These two are actually the same technique! The upper and lower chapters of the exercise are recorded on the bamboo slices! I was wrong! I won't be naughty anymore! 】

Under Jiujiu's wailing, Yaoling calmed down: "Why don't you let me learn this technique?"

[I understand, I will let the host begin to absorb this technique]

As the learning progress bar popped up on the system, Yaoling's brain began to absorb the knowledge in this technique crazily.

Waves of knowledge continued to hit Yao Ling's brain like an ocean current. Yao Ling felt a pain in his head, and then a golden charcoal servant appeared in his brain.

A puff of black mist rose from Yaoling's head. After absorbing the technique, Yaoling clenched his fists: "What a powerful force! Jiujiu, what's the name of this technique?"

[This exercise is called "Sunflower Collection"]

"...Huh?" Yao Ling's mind suddenly shut down: "Are you talking about the Sunflower Book that if you practice this skill, you can swing your sword from the palace!?"

【Um...】

"NO!!!" Yao Ling caressed his lower body, but did not touch the little charcoal that only belonged to him!

"Could it be that!"

[I’m just kidding, you practice the Buddhist Kung Fu "The Mighty Heavenly Dragon". As for the host, why you don’t have that thing? I can only say that you don’t usually have it either?]

"It seems so..."


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