Elf Adventure Team: I am Tan Xiaoshi

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As the sound of locking came from the door, Yao Ling looked at the door with some doubts.

But this doubt soon disappeared, because he found that Kung Fu Weasel was slumped on the ground helplessly.

Kung Fu Itachi was panting heavily and seemed to be in discomfort. Seeing this, Yaoling hurriedly stepped forward to help Kung Fu Itachi and brought him to the bed.

"Senior sister, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?" Yao Ling asked with concern. At the same time, Yao Ling was also investigating Kung Fu Weasel's situation.

After placing his head against Kung Fu Weasel's head, Yaolin felt Kung Fu Weasel's body temperature: "Senior sister, do you have a fever? Your body temperature is a bit high."

"Really? Really?" Kung Fu Weasel unconsciously put his hand on Yao Ling's shoulder: "But, I feel very hot."

"Is it hot? Senior sister, wait a minute, I'll get you some ice cubes!" Yao Ling stood up and was about to leave, but Kung Fu Weasel grabbed Yao Ling's arm.

Under Kung Fu Weasel's astonishing strength, Yao Ling was pulled into Kung Fu Weasel's arms without even reacting.

After being pulled into Kung Fu Weasel's arms, Yao Ling was stunned for a brief moment. At this moment, Kung Fu Weasel pressed him down on his bed with such force that the bed made a clicking sound.

"Eh?" Yao Ling asked, "Senior sister, what do you want to do?"

"Is there any need to say it?" Kung Fu Weasel lay on Yao Ling's chest and said, "You clearly know my thoughts, but why are you unwilling to face it?"

"Me!" Yao Ling covered his face. Of course he knew what Kung Fu Weasel was thinking, but he didn't understand it at all!

Whether in his previous life or now, he doesn't know what to do next! This feels like playing CSGO for a lifetime! If I really let you take a gun, even the earth will have to kneel down!

"I... know nothing..." Perhaps because of shyness, or perhaps for other reasons, Yaoling said in a very delicate voice: "I don't know what to do at all."

"Yao Ling..." After hearing Yao Ling's answer, Kung Fu Weasel's expression was a little excited and excited.

Kung Fu Weasel was seen holding Yao Ling's hands firmly, she licked Yao Ling's face and whispered: "It's okay Yao Ling, I will treat you gently~"

"I should be the one to say this!"

"Hey~ But Yao Ling, you are too naive~" Kung Fu Weasel said slowly as if he had found prey: "Normally, Yao Ling, you are a ferocious flaming roaring tiger~ But now~ Yao Ling, you are just a harmless fire-spotted cat~"

"Then~ I'm starting~" Kung Fu Weasel launched an offensive against Yao Ling in front of him. Yao Ling firmly believed that this was also the first time for Kung Fu Weasel, but why was Kung Fu Weasel so skilled in attacking? He didn't look like a novice at all!

"For this day, I have been training myself with tree fruits~" Kung Fu Weasel said slowly: "Use your tongue to tie the fruit stems, and remove the core of the tree fruits without relying on your teeth."

"How is it? My training is very effective, right~"

"Damn it! I didn't expect to do this experiment at all!" Yao Ling looked at Kung Fu Weasel licking his tongue in front of him and said, "Senior sister! The greenness of your usual kisses! Could it be a disguise?"

"Hmm~ It doesn't count, after all, I am also very shy~" Kung Fu Weasel covered his face shyly: "I was very shy when I was kissing on the street with Yao Ling and being stared at by other Pokémon! "

"But now~ there are no other Pokémon around~ Mom and Dad are not in the gym. Larulas seems to have gone to the secret base, which means we are the only two Pokémon in the gym now." Kung Fu Weasel It was as if he had changed his personality and said: "Yao Ling~ Tonight~ I must eat you up!"

"Uh-huh! Wait a minute, senior sister! I'm not ready yet! Can't you wait until I'm ready?"

"Hehe~ I don't want it~" Kung Fu Weasel said as if he had made up his mind: "Even if my parents come back, I will eat you up! Otherwise~ otherwise..."

"Otherwise... I will be snatched away by others~" Kung Fu Weasel put his lips next to Yao Ling's ear and said: "Last time when Dian Xi appeared, I felt a sense of crisis~ Although she Claiming to be your strong enemy~ But whether it is a strong enemy or anything else~ I don’t want those guys to become my enemies.”

"So~ To be on the safe side, I have no choice but to strike first~" After saying that, Kung Fu Weasel groped downwards with his little hands.

And this exploration directly touched the key area of ​​Yaoling.

In an instant, a sense of crisis caused Yao Ling to burst out with great strength. Yao Ling turned his attack and pinned Kung Fu Weasel down.

Has it started!

"Yao Ling! You!" Kung Fu Weasel was shocked at first when she was pinned down, but then she turned slightly red and said, "If you want to, then go ahead and I won't resist~"

here we go! ! !

"Me! Me!" Facing the Kung Fu Weasel in front of him, Yao Ling's defense seemed to be unable to bear it anymore and began to collapse.

And at this moment, Jiujiu appeared and shouted: [King Crimson! The Crimson King! 】

【time! Delete it! 】

...

"Hey, what happened?" As the first ray of sunlight shone into the martial arts hall, Kung Fu Weasel covered his head in confusion: "My head hurts, smell it~ It smells strange~ It seems like the smell of wine~"

"Hmm~ I just remember that I was having dinner with Yao Ling last night. I seemed to have had some drinks during the meal, and then the rest of the matter is not clear."

"Ah! Don't tell me! Does that drink contain alcohol?" Kung Fu Weasel suddenly realized: "Oh! That's not good! I will get drunk if I touch some alcohol! I hope I didn't do anything to Yao Ling after I was drunk last night Something."

"Speaking of which, I feel weird. My body hurts. My whole body hurts, and..."

After saying that, Kung Fu Itachi looked towards his bed. Fortunately, he didn't look at it. When he looked at it, Kung Fu Weasel directly discovered Yao Ling, who was almost dying.

"Yao Ling! Are you okay? Wait a minute, tell me!" In an instant, the memories of last night flooded into his mind like water.

Emotions such as excitement, happiness, excitement, and a bit of annoyance appeared on Kung Fu Weasel's face. After absorbing all the memories, Kung Fu Weasel poked Yao Ling tentatively: "Um, Yao Ling, are you still alive?"

"...I'm about to die..." Yaoling said in a weak voice: "Senior sister, you still said that I am the blazing roaring tiger, but you are obviously the blazing roaring tiger, right..."

"Hey, I'm just drunk!" Kung Fu Weasel nodded: "Yeah! I'm just drunk! Well, I'll make you something to eat!"

Thinking of this, Kung Fu Weasel dragged his somewhat uncomfortable body to the door. However, as soon as the door was opened, the Cangyan Blade Ghost and the Red Lotus Armored Cavalry suddenly fell into the door. Behind them, Gardevoir and Master Itachi were also included, and even Jiujiu and Larulas were among them.

Seeing that his whereabouts were exposed, the Red Lotus Armored Cavalry took the lead and stood up shamelessly and arranged his clothes and said: "Congratulations! We will have a daughter-in-law in the future!"

"Well! Congratulations!" Cangyan Blade Ghost also clapped and congratulated. Although Gardevoir was dissatisfied, he also congratulated Master Itachi.

Looking at the four Pokémon congratulating him in front of him, Kung Fu Weasel suddenly panicked: "You! You! When did you squat here!"

"Well... it was probably when Yao Ling was attached to your body last night to take your temperature." Honglian Kaiqi said with a serious face.

"Isn't that what I heard from the beginning to the end!" After hearing the words of the Red Lotus Armor Cavalry, Kung Fu Weasel immediately squatted on the ground as if unwilling to accept the facts.

What a shame! ! !

It’s written! good!