Elf Adventure Team: I am Tan Xiaoshi

"Dad?" Just when Yaoling was thinking about where the kid who lost his hairpin was, a childish cry almost scared Yaoling of a heart attack.

Yao Ling looked at the little Kung Fu Weasel next to him. The little Kung Fu Weasel was looking at Yao Ling with his head tilted and said, "Dad? What's wrong with you?"

[Hey~ Host, when did you have an illegitimate child~] Jiujiu made a voice in Yaoling’s body and joked: [Still a Kung Fu Weasel? It seems that host, you and your senior sister have achieved positive results~]

"Don't, don't, don't talk nonsense! Where did I get an illegitimate child!" Yao Ling was a little at a loss.

After looking at the little Kung Fu Weasel in front of him again, Yaoling knelt down and looked at the little Kung Fu Weasel in front of him and said, "Kid, I am not your father. Don't mistake your father for your father."

"Huh? But, dad is dad~" Little Kung Fu Weasel tilted his head and said: "Besides, mom was here just now~"

【Oh~~~Mom~~~】

"Cough cough cough!" Yaoling held down Jiujiu in his body. After looking at the little Kung Fu Weasel in front of him, Yaoling said seriously: "Kid, I'm really not your father~ Can't you find your parents? ?You should remember what your parents look like, right?"

"Huh? Parents?" Little Kung Fu Weasel thought for a while, then she pointed at Yao Ling and said: "Dad~Parents~"

"...Can't tell clearly..."

Yao Ling covered her face and sighed: "Okay, let's be dad. I hope this child's parents can find out that his child is missing soon."

"Dad~" The little Kung Fu Itachi stumbled towards Yao Ling, and after hugging Yao Ling's neck, the little Kung Fu Weasel rubbed Yao Ling's cheek.

"Dad~ Hairpin~" Little Kung Fu Weasel pointed at the pink hairpin in Yaoling's hand and said: "I want to bring it~Dad help me~"

"Okay, okay, help you~" Yao Ling gave the pink hairpin in his hand to the little Kung Fu Weasel.

After putting on the pink hairpin, the little Kung Fu Weasel turned around and said, "Dad, do I look like mom?"

"Like?" Yao Ling asked tentatively. After all, he had never seen the mother of the little Kung Fu Weasel in front of him.

"Huh? Really?" After hearing Yao Ling's answer, the little Kung Fu Weasel looked very happy.

"Hehe~ This is the first time that my father said that I look like my mother~" The little Kung Fu Weasel threw himself into Yao Ling's arms. After curling up in Yao Ling's arms, the little Kung Fu Weasel fell asleep directly.

Looking at the little Kung Fu Weasel sleeping in his arms, Yaoling sighed: "What is this? By the way, where are the parents of this little guy? Haven't they found out that their child is missing?"

"...Strange, why do I feel like someone is looking at me?" Yao Ling instinctively looked in a nearby direction. It was okay not to look, but this sight almost frightened Yao Ling to death.

In front of Yaoling, behind a giant tree that could cover most of the Pokémon's body, a Pokémon wearing a black cloak was staring at Yaoling silently.

After seeing Yaoling discovering him, the Pokémon flashed in front of Yaoling.

He said slowly in his rough and hoarse voice: "This child is mine. Please give her to me."

"Really?" But Yaoling looked at the Pokémon in front of him with suspicion. Under the black cloak is a white part. The white part does not seem to be a cloak, but something similar to armor.

"Please return my child to me..." the white Pokémon spoke again.

But Yao Ling looked at the Pokémon in front of him with vigilant eyes: "You said she is your child? Can you provide some proof?"

"...I can't provide proof, but I am indeed her father. Please return her to me."

"If you don't give proof, it's hard for me to imagine that you are her father." Yao Ling began to retreat calmly.

From the moment this guy appeared, Yao Ling felt a strong sense of disobedience. Not only that, Yao Ling also sensed a very powerful sense of oppression from the Pokémon in front of him. This was a sense of oppression that no Pokémon could give him. It was as if the person in front of him was not a Pokémon but a Pokémon. It's like a god.

"... Yaoling, right." The white Pokémon said: "Your father is the Red Lotus Armor, your mother is the Blue Flame Blade Demon, your master is Master Itachi, and your master is Gardevoir , you also have a senior sister Kung Fu Itachi who suffers from social phobia, and a senior brother Lalulas who suffers from persecutory delusions."

"After breaking out of your shell, you received training from Master Itachi at the strongest martial arts school. Later, you went to the academy and successfully graduated from the academy under the guidance of the domineering panda."

"Later, you met the Thorny Dragon King named Jing. Jing was a child of Blue Welfare Home in Blue Harbor. Because she was controlled by the Ma Ma Eel King, her life was full of tragedy."

"Due to the greed of the Mama Eel King, he wanted to obtain your family's secret method. You and Jing fought hard, but unfortunately failed. Later, it was only with the help of a mass-produced system called Jiujiu that you and Jing were able to survive."

"Then, Jing learned about the death of his sister, and with Jiujiu's help, Jing was blocked from that memory. But later that memory was broken, and Jing learned what the Mama Eel King had done, so she A bold decision was made.”

"Jing kidnapped the Mama Eel King and died together with the Mama Eel King, but you could only watch Jing die in front of your eyes because you were late."

"...Who are you?" Yaoling looked at the white Pokémon in front of him with an unkind expression.

He knows too much, really too much, from the fact that he is the child of the Red Lotus Armored Cavalry and the Cangyan Blade Demon, to the small thing, he knows everything about the relationship between himself and Sister Jing. This is almost impossible. Things to do!

"I know you very well, Yaoling. I know you as well as I know myself." The white Pokémon said slowly: "So, if I were really a bad person, I would have done something to you long ago."

"I'm not saying this to threaten you, I just want to tell you that I'm not a bad person." The white Pokémon said slowly.

"Ha, you told me so much news in one breath, and you still say you're not a bad person?" Yao Ling was already ready for battle.

Seeing Yao Ling assuming a fighting stance, the white Pokémon sighed: "Forget it, let her tell you."

I saw the white Pokémon coming to Yaoling. At the moment before Yaoling could react, the white Pokémon had already touched the little Kung Fu Weasel in Yaoling's arms.

"Huh?" The moment he touched the little Kung Fu Weasel, the little Kung Fu Weasel suddenly woke up.

After rubbing his eyes, the little Kung Fu Itachi looked between Sparkle and the white Pokémon. Then, the little Kung Fu Weasel broke away from the control of Yao Ling and came to the feet of the white Pokémon and delicately shouted: "Dad~"

"Hey~ My good daughter." The white Pokémon lovingly held the little Kung Fu Weasel in its arms.

Looking at the little Kung Fu Weasel in his arms, the other party looked at Yao Ling: "What, I told you that I am his father, but you still don't believe it."

"...sorry."

"Haha, it doesn't matter. After all, if it were me, I wouldn't let such a cute little guy go with a strange guy who doesn't look easy to deal with."

The white Pokémon waved and said: "Okay, Yao Ling, let's meet again if we are destined to do so. Farewell!"

After saying that, the white Pokémon disappeared in front of Yaoling's eyes.