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Chapter 11: Chapter 10: Castrate You Painfully?



Inside class 1-A...

Nice, it looks like I have been given the legendary Protagonist Seat...

You know the one in the back left-side, next to the window overlooking the sports field?

Yup, this will be perfect to spend my 1st year in.

So I got a desk in front of me, to the right of me, and one at an angle to my front right.

Okay, the kids are piling in now, so lets see what my damage will be?

Well, I have basically started over a year before the events of the D×D anime, so who knows what will happen this year.

Huh, I think those two girls are the Kendo girls that beat up the Perverted Trio, now Duo!

Lets see, yup there is an ex-church girl cosplayer in glasses in the front... Kiryuu Aika.

Huh, She gave me a thumbs-up?

Need to look at my face on the phone again?

Damn, a lot of average, for this world girls, that aren't even mobs but the dreaded Extras.

Looks like the long haired Kendo girl will sit in front of me, and her friend is to the right of her at my angle.

Now that leaves the seat to my right empty?

All of a sudden, a loud noise came from the class door, revealing a pair of idiots trying to race in the room at the same time in a panic.

The two embarrassing friends of mine shout out like... well a couple of anime nerds...

""We made it! Girls, here we cooooooome~!""

I smartly hide my face behind a book, to avoid them noticing me, which is easy because of the excess amount of boobs in the room.

If anyone were to ask me... Why do you still keep them as your friends knowing what will happen and after that dream about Issei?

I would just sadly have to say... Because I have known these two idiots for much of my childhood, and the future isn't set in stone, further the two friends of mine at their core, are really good people.... And for that shitty dream I had... Both of my life memories tell me without a doubt that Issei would never betray me like that!

And that is why I told him I had died for his sins, at least that is what Christ died for, right?

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I was brought out of my self pondering, by the entrance of the last student, who was calmly and elegantly coming to the seat to my right...

No fucking way, why?!

It was none other than that fucking pretty-boy Prince Golden Nuts!

He sits down, drawing the attention of every creature with breasts in the room.

He gives an elegant smile to all his classmates, in a disgusting manner.

I'm only bitching because my Earth zero memories tell me, he can care less about everyone and things not Devil or Church related.

So I don't have to acknowledge him, I continue to hide in my book.

Not long after, the homeroom teacher makes their way into class, and has us do introductions and roll-call.

It goes as follows...

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Desk 1 to 4: "I'm so and so, blah, blah, blah, thank you."

Desk 5: "I'm Issei Hyoudou, and I'm single and looking for love, thank you!"

Desk 6: "I'm Motohama Ryu, and I'm willing to walk any maiden home for security at no charge, count on me! Thank you!"

Desk 7 to 23: "I'm so and so, blah, blah, blah, thank you."

Desk 24: "H-Hello, I'm Katase Sakura, and I like Kendo and b-blond handsome boys! Thank you!"

What the fuck! Is she Issei's Sister or something?!

Desk 25: "Pleased to meet everyone, my name is Murayama Mai. I'm a fan of Kendo, and am looking to have a happy Highschool life and maybe find love. Thank you."

Desk 26 to 28: "I'm so and so, blah, blah, blah, thank you."

Desk: 29: "Hello, I'm Kiba Yuuto, I'm into healthy living, swordplay, and bird watching, hope we can all get along. Thank you!"

Clap Clap Clap~! The class gave him a damn standing ovation, the fuck?!

Desk 30: "Yo, I'm Matsuda Tanaka... If you want good books, manga, or DVDs, shop at Tanaka's, Thank you!"

Okay Dad, I plugged it in!

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After that the homeroom teacher left, the class got noisy again...

A pair of rampaging horn-dogs raced next to my desk and barraged me with questions like...

"So how was she?"

"She must have been a good kisser?"

"When are you both meeting again?"

"How did her tits feel?"

"Can you have her hook us up with her hot ass friends?"

"Does she want a Reverse Harem?!"

Okay, that last one crossed the line for me....

I stood and angrily pointed at Motohama!

"First off the whole damn class is watching you two idiots! Second, I won't kiss and tell. Third, I'll meet her when she needs me. Fourth, you saw them for yourself, I'm not telling! Fifth, when I get her friend Mil-tan's number, I will give it to you guys. And lastly, Motohama... If the words [Reverse Harem] ever leave your lips again, I will castrate you, painfully!"

I inhale and finish.

"Now sit down, the first class is starting!"

Bang~! And my head falls on my desk in exhaustion.

"Haha~!"

Did that bastard blondish Devil just snicker at me?!

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In a nutshell, the Japanese school day is something like this...

Homeroom, then a few classes, followed by lunch, then a couple more classes.

At this point everyone then goes to club activities till around suppertime, but you are only required to show up a minimum once a week to the clubs.

The rest of the day was just boring school life...

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Later I went to show my face to the chess kids, consisting of 4 girls and 2 other boys.

They are just mobs and extras though, and their chess skills are beginner at best.

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Later, while the sun was setting, I walked home on the streets of Kuoh Town and decided to pick up food for my Western cooking.

I will surprise my Mom and maybe that sperm donor called my Dad.

As I crossed that same damn overpass road, I saw a pair of priests of the Catholic Church conversing in front of me.

I overheard some startling words coming from the pair...

"That bitch slave-driver Raynare said to get the church livable soon, or she would send us on a permanent vacation... Sigh, So hot but a total psycho!"

The second one adds...

"Ah, I heard she fell from Heaven, because of her loose underwear, haha~!"

Then the first one said...

"It is alright though, she is letting us hunt those Devil contractors and strays, and if we don't get caught we can even have fun with those dirty noble Devil bitches..."

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They turned the corner out of my way, so I couldn't hear anymore, but I have this feeling that things aren't as simple as the show had revealed.

My powers are making me feel ill at ease for some reason?

I wonder if Yuuma Amano is as bad as they say, or can she be saved?

Whatever, I will let future me figure this shit out. (Future you curses you for passing the buck.)

Let's make some good food and do homework!

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