DxD: The story? No, my goal is to f*ck them all!

There it was, a straw hat just like Luffy's that I bought last week along with a mask covering the top of my face.

[Host, don't you feel bad that you were at home doing nothing while they were looking for Kiba?]

"I know it may sound cruel but I also need Kiba, he can be very useful to Issey and if I intervened then it is possible that he would not have reached the Balance Breaker" – I explained.

[You could have watched without doing anything]

"I could do it but Rias didn't call me either, so probably as the plot has been modified, Rias didn't find Kiba until right after Valper's defeat and Freed and Koneko and Asia don't have a phone so they couldn't call me" - I said.

[If you say so... but I don't understand what you want to do with that hat and mask]

"The mask is because i don't want to show my face in front of others than my wives, since the plot is somewhat modified some subjects may appear ahead of time and I do not want them to see my face" – I said.

[And the straw hat?]

"Hehe, this is simple, I was a fan of One Piece and it would be a waste not to wear this hat having the Gomu Gomu no mi" – I smiled.

[So, what you want is to impersonate Luffy so no one will be able to recognize you, aren't you embarassing?]

"A little, but I always wanted to do it once, so I'll take the opportunity to do it" – I said.

[Ok host, just don't die]

"I won't die" - I said.

Then I put on my mask, changed my clothes quickly, and then i put on the Straw Hat.

"The time has come for me to intervene in the plot for the first time" - I said with a smile.

Then I quickly opened the door and flew into the sky.

...

A couple of minutes later.

Just when I was going to arrive at the Academy I felt that it was surrounded by a barrier, but luckily it was not difficult for me to enter, technically i should not have been able to cross the barrier but well, I won't think much about it.

Before arriving I was able to observe all my wives, Kiba, Issey, Xenovia, Irina and all Sona's nobility including Saji, although I do not remember if Saji was already with Sona back then or it is another change of the plot.

Anyway, from what I could see everyone was injured, especially Issey and Kiba who struggled to get up.

"Hahahaha, it's completely useless for you to keep fighting, you won't be able to beat me no matter how many times you get up!" – laughted Kokabiel.

"You bastard, we are not afraid of you, Durandal!" – shouted Xenovia.

Immediately a blue sword appeared in her hand and went directly against Kokabiel, but he dodged it easily and with a kick sent her flying.

"You bastard!" - roared Issey.

"You are useless, today, the great Kokabiel will destroy this damn City and will start a new war, I am tired of so much peace, a peace that should not have existed!" – said Kokabiel with a smile.

"You bastard, our lord won't let you do such a thing!" – Irina exclaimed angrily.

"Hahahaha! Did you say your God? let me tell you something about the God you believe in so much, the God of the Bible died in the last war, he is dead, there is no God of the Bible!" – Kokabiel said as he began to laugh.

But it only seemed to have amused him because the others were stunned by the news.

"The god of the Bible is dead, how is it possible?" – said Rias surprised.

Everyone was thinking the same thing, except Xenovia and Irina who were pale.

"It can't be, our lord isn't dead, you're lying you damn bastard!" - roared Xenovia.

"Little stupid girl! Why would I lie to you, to weaken your morale? I am dozens of times stronger than you, I have no need to lie!" – exclaimed Kokabiel.

Everyone could not believe it, especially Xenovia and Irina because all their lives they had lived with a single purpose, to serve their God, but now it turns out that God died long ago, why the church didn't tell them, what would happen to them now? Thousands of doubts flooded their minds but they had something in common, both knelt on the ground and felt the despair that came with the collapse of all their beliefs.

"And now, I will fulfill my purpose, goodbye Kuoh and hello to the war I have been waiting for!" – exclaimed Kokabiel.

Then he began to form a huge ball-shaped magic attack, this is bad, Sona's barrier will not withstand an attack of this magnitude, it is time to intervene.

"Damn you, we won't give up, we'll defeat you here!" – exclaimed Issey and Kiba as they tried to stand up.

"It is useless, you will all perish and those who are lucky enough to survive, will contemplate the beginning of this wonderful war, goodbye!" – said Kokabiel.

But at that moment, a scream was heard.

"FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH, GOMU GOMU NO... BAZOOKA!" – I shouted.

Suddenly, everyone could see how two hands hit Kokabiel and sent him to the ground.

Kokabiel was stunned, someone had attacked him and undone his attack, he was furious and when he got up again in the air, he could see a figure, said figure was wearing blue jeans, a red shirt, a black mask and a straw hat on his head.

"Bastard! who are you and what are you doing here?" – said Kokabiel angrily.

"Me? I'm just someone who was passing by and heard everything, so I came to help" - I said with a smile.

Everyone was surprised, especially his girls and the others, they had never seen that man, who was he? At least that's what Sona's nobility thought, but Rias and the others knew who he was, they just didn't understand the reason of his disguise.

"What do you want, to become the hero? you should have fled, now you will be another victim!" – said Kokabiel.

And out of nowhere he started throwing magic balls at me.

"Gomu Gomu doesn't... Gatling!" – I shouted.

And numerous extremely fast punches shot out towards the magic balls causing them all to break.

Kokabiel was surprised that he could break those spheres, after all he used the same spheres against those brats and caused them quite a bit of damage.

Without giving him time to think about his next move, I rose into the air and positioned myself a few meters away from him.

"Again, Gomu Gomu doesn't... Gatling!" – I shouted.

And again numerous punches were directed at a high speed towards Kokabiel, but this time he was able to react and dodged them, placing himself in front of me.

"Eat this bastard!" – he said.

And then he punched me that made me crash to the ground.

Damn, that hurt, isn't he supposed to only have magic attacks?

"How is it, did it hurt?" – Kokabiel said with a smile.

"Not at all but now prepare yourself!" – I said.

And then I threw myself back at him.

"Gomu Gomu no...!" – I tried to say.

But quickly Kokabiel approached me and tried to hit me.

"Just kidding, take this idiot, Explosive Bomb!" – I said.

Exactly, it was a feint, what I did was provoke him to approach me and use my original magic, Explosive Bomb, which combines the magic of fire and wind to cause an explosion, something similar to a grenade, the problem is that using it at such a short distance also caused damage to me.

"Damn it!" - said Kokabiel, trying to dodge him.

But it was too late and my attack hit him sending him flying, luckily, although it also hurt me, I was able to recompose myself quickly.

"Goodbye Kokabiel, Gomu Gomu no... Gatling!" – I said.

And numerous punches hit him causing him to crash to the ground and causing a smoke screen.

Everyone was amazed even those two people watching the battle from afar.

One of them was a person with black hair and a blond lock and another was a man with an affable look and platinum blonde hair.

"Have you seen that boy?" – asked the blond.

"Yes, his power is very rare and interesting" – nodded the one with black hair.

"Do you think it's magic or some kind of Sacred Gear?" – asked the blond.

"No, I have never heard of a magic or a Sacred Gear that can stretch your body in that way, plus you should have already detected that apart from the explosion he caused, the young man has not used magic" - said the black-haired man.

"Do you imply that he was born like this?" – asked the other.

"No idea, let's keep watching" – said the black-haired man.

On the other hand, on the battlefield, the smoke screen had dissipated revealing a Kokabiel injured by the attack but apart from some minor wounds, he only had a cut on his cheek that was bleeding.

Kokabiel surprised touched his cheek and when he saw his blood he was surprised, but no more than Kazuya to see him almost without wounds.

System, this Kokabiel is stronger than the one in the anime, that attack should have knocked him unconscious.

[I already said that the plot has been slightly modified, but I don't know in what sense, you have only been unlucky]

Damn, this is bad.

"Hahaha, it's the first time in a long time that someone has made me bleed, tell me your name boy, I will remember it even after your death!" – said Kokabiel rising into the air again.

"Luffy... My name is Monkey D. Luffy!" - I replied.