DxD: Forsaken Regalia (Gacha fic)

Samuel Pov

It was going home after the talk with Sona.

Today is Friday, so Yuuma will ask Issei on a date now, and they will meet on Sunday...

Well, I gave him the advice, so let's see if that helps with his trauma...

I'm not rooting for him anyway, though... he is dumb after all.

Well, Sunday he dies, and I will get my second gacha~~

I wonder what I will get, may--

"S-Sorry, are you Samuel Lancaster?" a girl's voice said behind my back. I knew she was coming closer.

Oh my fucking god... it's happening to me.

Jokes on you, I'm not Issei.

I turned around, and I saw a younger blue-haired high school girl.

Fucking Kalawarner in disguise.

"Yes, what do you want?" I asked calmly, facing her, waiting for her to go with her shy schoolgirl act.

"P-Please go out with me!" she said, blushing and bowing at 90 degrees.

She is a good actress; Raynare was good too. Thanks dead god it was her and not Mittelt or, worse, Donahseek. Pfff.

I went closer and slapped her.

SLAP

"Kalawarner of the Grigori, who are you trying to fool?" I said calmly. Not gonna lie, I'm enjoying this a bit.

I'm so horny for no reason.

PFFFFF, her confused Pikachu face is funny. HAHA.

She kept looking at me a bit in awe, trying to remember if she'd met me before, maybe?

"Did we meet before?" Her whole demeanor changed, and even her voice was a bit deeper now, not playing anymore, huh.

"No, dumbass. I just know things. An attack from the fallen gang on me, huh? I will kill you mercilessly." I let my magic overflow the place along with my bloodlust.

That's a good reaction—8/10 scared face.

"Kinda sucks to be you now. You walked with your own two feet to your doom." I mocked the scared and unlucky blue-haired fallen.

She is crying now... unexpected. She caught on quickly to what was happening.

"P-Please, please, I will do anything!!" She bowed quickly in a desperate manner. Wow, dogeza... am I that scary right now?

"No need. You are worthless trash who killed innocents and enjoyed doing it. I despise that." And it was true. That kind of trashy, retarded, one-dimensional villain. Worse, in this universe, it was full of them.

When she heard my words, she quickly opened her wings to fly away.

Of course, way faster than her, I cut one of her legs, impeding her retreat.

Aerondight worked fine on her. Clean, perfect cut. It affects the supernatural in this world, I see.

"AAAAARGHH!" She fell to the floor in pain, blood spilling from her missing leg.

I took out the Daedric Sword, and I cut her arm before she could cast a spear of light on me.

"AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH STOP!" I watched with empty eyes as she thrashed on the floor.

I needed to put more strength into the swing with the Daedric Sword, huh. Well, it makes sense; Aerondight is a legendary sword from the Witcher universe. The Daedric Sword is more than okay but not legendary by any means.

Time to test the last thing...

I pulled out the Rod of Arafel.

I watched as Kalawarner widened her eyes in horror.

If Rias and Akeno are mid-class and beat her along with Mittelt and Donahseek... that makes the whole Raynare gang... let's say... low-class? Or maybe fresh new mid-class or on the gates of mid-class? Meh.

To be honest, Rias and Akeno have better bloodlines and way better magic. No wonder why they lost.

I raised the Rod to Kalawarner. Instinctively, I knew how much power to use against her.

A bright, pure light illuminated the street...

"NO PLEASE PLEASE UUGRRRRGHHH!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

I watched, a bit surprised, at the shocked face of Kalawarner being burned... wait.

HER FUCKING WINGS ARE TURNING WHITE!!

I watched in awe as, in a bright light of golden fire, her wings returned to their original color.

Then Kalawarner was no more.

Not even her blood remained on the floor.

"Oh my fucking god." I looked at the Rod in my hand.

"It purifies all impure things," I muttered, while I remembered a little better the events of Darksiders 2.

So, with the right application and desire on my part... I can restore a fallen angel to be a "pure one" once again... this is crazy.

My intention was to kill her... so that's why she burned in the holy flame.

But if I used it against a devil... it would be an insane overkill, right? Don't mention if I pulled the maximum power of the Rod.

I learned a lot today.

Of course, the barrier Kalawarner put up just disappeared, but mine was still on.

I put the Rod in the inventory slot, deactivated the barrier, and kept walking to my home.

I don't feel anything while killing trash... as expected.

One third-rate villain down.

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Back home, I lay down on the couch, thinking a bit about what happened.

Like I said earlier... I don't mind killing the rotted villains of this world.

DxD villains are fucking retarded with even more retarded reasons to do bad things.

Kokabiel? He wanted to start a major war just because he liked war...

Cao Cao's idea was good on paper. Humans protecting the innocent from evil supernatural beings... then he goes to Kyoto to create major chaos with his whole gang, making the milf babe Yasaka and Kunou suffer.

The reason? He wanted to see how far he and his gang could go, no matter if he killed people or other supernatural beings like the youkai. They are not humans, so who cares, right?

Ironic—he thinks of himself as a chosen hero, and he is just an arrogant, edgy waste of space.

Poor Yahweh, he would be cursing in his tomb if he knew that fucking dumbass had the Longinus Spear.

Loki? He wanted to start Ragnarok, and Ragnarok is not only the doom of the Nordic pantheon but the whole world.

Indra? He supported the Chaos Brigade because he had an agenda... what agenda? He wanted to wage war against Shiva. Of fucking course.

What's wrong with those losers wanting to wage wars so hard?

Rizevim is the final boss... but similar to Loki, he only wants chaos and destruction... just for fun.

His whole "dEViLs neEd tO bE eVil" mindset is just as trash as he is.

And basically, that's it—the whole Chaos Brigade.

I don't bother to name the third-rate villains because I can easily put them out of the game.

Point is, they will never beat me.

Not only because they are fucking stupid and have stupid reasons.

It's because they have the inferior mindset.

And the inferior mindset always loses.

That's the reason why all of those villains lose in the end.

Look at Issei—he is dumb as fuck but a good person with the right mindset, and he won against them. Yes, he has plot armor given by Ishibumi, but the right idea is there.

The right idea I will perfect.

If Issei is the New Born Hero... heh, I laugh as I remember the names of the anime seasons.

I will be the perfect Anti-Hero.

Issei lacks balls, and he doesn't kill the villains—he's a shonentard, after all...

But I will.

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Saturday and Sunday flew by while I trained in my house...

Now it's Sunday night... probably Issei was already killed by Raynare hours ago...

I patiently waited for 00:00 at night. I have the second gacha to roll.

I have the three slots free for assimilations. Meditating, waiting for the last five minutes.

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[You have available your weekly ten pulls.]

"Finally... let's see." I open my eyes with a smile.

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Author notes:

Sup guys, i was playing Borderlands 1 and i beat the game im in the last dlc...trying to get all achievements...its a nightmare.

Recommend here more games.

I was thinking in what direction the fic will go and i already have something half cooked...

I make a song with AI for this fic and its fucking fire, i swear its a lowkey masterpiece...but it has story spoilers so i will put it later when the MC accomplish a certain thing...ejem well you will know....

Next chapter is the second gacha.