Chapter 28: Chapter 1 - Before we head to the underworld…
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Has everyone forgotten... about the time the Chairman went to the Underworld? Why did he go to the Underworld? There's a good reason for it.
Here are two envelopes, containing one letter and several documents. The sender is Sona Sitri... that is, the Chairman. By the way, the other one is from Rias. The contents of the Chairman's letter are as follows:
"To Venelana Gremory-sama, Grayfia Lucifuge-sama,
We, Sona Sitri and Rias Gremory, would like to host a joint party by the Sitri and Gremory families.
We would be honored if both of you would attend the party for Sona Sitri's peerage and Rias Gremory's peerage.
Please refer to the enclosed documents for the date and time of the party, and we would appreciate your participation after checking your schedules. The party is planned to be held in the Hyoudou family's underground grand hall. This event is intended as a break from your busy schedules due to current alliances and DxD support, so please do join us.
Please note that this party will be exclusively for women."
The other letter from Sona is exactly the same, except the addressee is Serafall Leviathan. Well, the Chairman's job wasn't to send this letter, but to investigate both families' schedules to find a 10-day window. Since a window perfectly opened up, she sent the letter with that in mind.
This is a copy, the original has already been sent to both families... Honestly, don't you think the "no men allowed" part sounds suspicious? That's the aim. If this lures in the strongest man, Sirzechs Lucifer, to draw his attention, we'll borrow the Hyoudou family's basement. He'll probably come to see for himself.
If he comes, it's not a problem. Because we can keep him drawn there. The barrier will be destroyed, but as long as we teleport before it's destroyed, it's fine.
Furthermore, by repeatedly teleporting, even after we descend, we'll keep empty teleportation responses in various locations, finally ending up in a completely unrelated land. The original purpose is my house. It's a feint. I'll think about countermeasures later.
"...Even so, it's pretty boring until the reply comes back."
Even though I had them investigate the schedules beforehand, if I let Rias and the Chairman go talk directly, there might be missing information, and it would be troublesome if an escape route was created. Therefore, I had them write it down on paper, confirm there was nothing, and receive it as evidence. It's not good to leave any escape routes, so I have to crush them.
"Even though I had them talk, this is what it means to have idle hands... Come to think of it, the Chairman gave me something... Should I use it?"
The Chairman said I might use it in the future and handed me a piece of paper... What could it be? Anyway, it seems I need to infuse it with magical power to use it... but I don't have a shred of magical power. I need someone to help me, but---
"So, I was chosen, huh? I don't mind, but you're quite relaxed for someone whose life I'm after, aren't you?"
How long is this girl going to keep up the pretense? ...No, maybe she'll continue to pretend to target my life and end up being violated by me. More importantly, I called Bennia because she seemed to be the closest... but what kind of paper is this?
"Well, everyone's at school, so you're probably the only one nearby. I'm counting on you."
She actually emerged from my feet, what's up with that?
After hearing what I said, she had a reluctant expression, but I'll assume she's actually very excited inside .
"...Teleportation magic circle, I don't even know where this connects to."
It seems it was a teleportation magic circle. It's easy to go back and forth, very convenient, but where on earth does it connect to? ...Well, I'll think about it after I enter.
"Eh, wait, you can't just enter something like this without hesitation!?"
Bennia is making a fuss behind me, but it doesn't matter. Now, where is this...? A forest? Lots of big trees, humid... and it's dark, so it's hard to see... I'm worried I might hit my head.
"...I'm a devil, so I can see fine in this level of darkness."
Oh, that's helpful. It would be good if I could also see later.
As I was walking, thinking about that, a young man (?) appeared before us.
"Gotcha!"
...And what is this guy suddenly saying...? What? Should I punch this man? I'm getting really irritated.
"I'm Zatooge from Madara Town! A devil training to become a familiar master!"
I see, this man, who somehow reminds me of a boy with an electric mouse that looks like it came from somewhere, is a familiar master.
I do have some knowledge about familiars... but can I get one? And do I even need a familiar when I have a controller? I bet the Chairman wants me to get a familiar, but if I can't, I'll just ignore it.
"This time, it seems a plain-looking mob guy and that young lady want familiars... Hm? Are you human?"
"Chairman... Sona Sitri told me to come here, so I came. She didn't explain, but it's probably about getting a familiar... And yes, I'm human, but I'm Sona Sitri's master (in a sexual sense)."
"Hoh... I don't think a human can beat a devil, but... well, if you want a familiar, follow me!"
A familiar, huh? Usually, people get familiars that can gather information or are strong in combat... but honestly, I don't need either. If only I could get something I can't do... No, that's too much to ask. I'd prefer something that can do what I can do but wouldn't bother doing myself. For example, a creature that produces aphrodisiacs from its body, an enemy of women...
As I was walking, lost in thought, Zatooge, who was ahead, stopped abruptly and pointed upwards.
"Look! You should choose the strongest one, no matter what! The Heavenly Demonic Karma Dragon, Chaos Karma Dragon Tiamat! The only female Dragon King, a dragon no one has ever been able to make a familiar!"
"Don't just suddenly bring out some final boss-level creature. And at least listen to my request. Are you really aiming to be a familiar master?"
Even if I befriended a Dragon King, the opponents I'll face later are stronger than that, so I have no intention of befriending one for combat strength.
When I cautioned him, Zatooge frowned and reluctantly asked me.
"Then what kind do you desire? If it exists, I'll introduce it to you."
"An incubus... that's a bit different. A creature that can impregnate females of other species is best. Second best would be a creature that attacks women to eat their secretions."
When I presented the conditions for the familiar I wanted, Zatooge let out a big sigh and shook his head. He's really annoying, always sighing.
"This is why amateurs only think about immediate gratification. Even if you make such a creature your familiar, it's almost useless, yet you try to think only of your desires."
"No, even if I get a combat-focused one, it usually can't beat me, and for information, I can just get it myself... Hm?"
As I was exasperated by Zatooge's hardcore enthusiasm, I noticed a mysterious creature moving in the corner of my eye. I picked it up.
"Hm? Oh, that's a nameless tentacle that eats female secretions, just as you described. But it's weak and gets burned easily, so I don't think it's very useful."
Hmm... I don't really want to make something that gets burned easily my familiar. I'd prefer something bigger and pretty sturdy.
Well, maybe I'll try this one later, I want to keep it.
"Isn't there a bigger one? At least something that won't get burned easily."
"Ah... there is, but..."
Why? Although we just met, I recognize this guy as someone who, whether present or not, sighs and recommends hardcore builds like a true fanatic. What could be the reason for his unusually hesitant speech?
"If there is one, just tell me already."
"...I recommend that young lady stay here. There's a taboo species that desires females of other species just as much as those... no, even more so, and has become incredibly strong because of it. aside from that one, I'm secretly hiding others, but they're all the type to rebel against their own masters, so I advise against it."
Rebellion, huh? Well, since I'm a man, I probably won't be attacked unless it's something extreme. If others are attacked and inconvenienced, I can just beat them up to discipline them, and if I want to discipline them, I could even throw women at them.
"Then guide me."
"Don't you dare regret it..."
And so, we took a detour to search for a familiar that even Zatooge feared. Huh? Bennia? I'm taking her. Because I don't know if I'll really be attacked, and I want to know how it tries to violate. Well, once I understand it to some extent, I'll force it away.
So, we've moved.
There was a proper path until just now, but after a while, deep in the forest where even beast trails were invisible, there was a stone torii gate, like something stacked up.
"...Is this it? Isn't it just a torii gate?"
"No, no, it's definitely underneath. There's a hollow under this torii gate, and that's where it is. It's usually sleeping, so it's fine for now, but it's the type that starts moving the moment light hits it. It's been a long time since I've moved this far off the path, but... are you really going to do this?"
"Of course, I'm going to make that kind of creature my familiar."
Saying that, I quickly ducked under the torii gate, and dragged Bennia, who was waiting outside , down with me.
"W-Wait a minute! You need to explain why you're taking me with you!!"
"Because we don't know if it'll attack women right now, do we? It's not too late to check if it attacks. It's okay, I'll save you once I've confirmed enough."
"Are you going to use me as bait!?"
If you were bait, I'd definitely leave you there, wouldn't I? I said I'd save you, so it's not even bait... At most, it's a decoy. And since it's a decoy that will definitely be saved, there's no safer position than this.
"...I hear something growling, is it the one?"
"Ugh... I give up..."
It seems she's prepared herself. I'll decide that this is a sign of her trusting me.
Anyway, I don't mind going down the stairs, but it's a spiral staircase, so it's really scary to go down. It's already pitch black and I can't see anything. I've been going down quite carefully.
"...Oh, finally a flat path."
The stairs seemed to have ended, and Bennia and I managed to descend.
As we reached the bottom of the stairs, the growling grew louder. It seemed to be a straight path, so we decided to continue.
"...I guess I should turn on my flashlight after all, it's really dangerous when it's this dark."
It's a bit late to say that after descending the stairs, but I guess it's fine to turn it on now.
Thinking that, I switched on the flashlight from my pocket. As expected, there's a huge difference in brightness between having it on and off, so tools of civilization are indeed convenient.
And at the end of the light, there was a reddish-purple, squishy, meaty wall.
"...What is this?"
"...A lump of meat?"
Touching it, I realized it really was like a lump of meat. It was slimy and frankly, disgusting. It was unnecessarily soft, like touching fish sashimi.
"Hmm... huff... "
Next to me, for some reason, I heard a moan. When I shined the flashlight, I saw Bennia, her pale face flushed. Why? Could it be that you're a squishy-meat fetishist? I considered if such a fetish existed, but there are inexplicable fetishes in the world, so I decided to accept it. My brain felt like it was going to explode.
"N-No matter what you're thinking... it's not like I'm aroused by this meat..."
"Eh, oh, you're not?"
I thought it was really a fetish... Hm? But I'm fine, which means... this is it? Is this lump of meat the one? The fact that touching it causes excitement means there's a high possibility that this sliminess is an aphrodisiac.
However, if that's the case, this monster must be quite large.
The passage Bennia and I are walking through is much taller than my height, so it's probably about 2 meters or slightly less. At the end of this nearly 2-meter-high passage is a squishy mass of flesh. If it's not pressing against the walls, this thing is enormous. Can I keep it?
"......UUUUUUUHHH...!!!"
Oh, I think it's angry. It's growling incredibly loudly, low enough that a dog would tuck its tail and run just by hearing it. If its voice is this loud, I might have to soundproof its enclosure. Can I keep it?
"...It looks like it's going to collapse."
It's moving around inside , and for some reason, there's a massive tremor. Dirt is falling from above... Alright, let's run.
Grabbing Bennia by the collar, who was sitting with her knees together, I forcibly dragged her back the way we came. Fortunately, she was lighter than I expected, so we reached the stairs quickly. Looking back, the ceiling had completely collapsed, sealing off the passage.
"...Did it get crushed? I haven't even properly seen what it's like yet."
Well, it seems pretty big, so I think it'll be fine.
Anyway, I dragged Bennia, who was no longer moving or speaking, back to the surface. She was no longer able to walk properly, so I was practically carrying her.
Just as I thought I finally saw light and the surface was near, I heard a resounding roar. It was probably the sound of trees being toppled. What's happening?
"Hey! Did you just wake that up and leave it alone!? I need you to make a contract right away!!"
As soon as I stepped outside , Zatooge was yelling something, but I still didn't quite grasp what was happening...
Anyway, I looked in the direction of the sound, and there it was: pink, slimy liquid spewing, six-legged, spider-like body with a thick torso, a huge mouth between its two front legs, and something like a torso growing above its mouth with a lot of squirming tentacles, it was gross. Anyway, if that's the one from earlier, there's something I want to try.
"Go, Bennia!!"
For now, I threw Bennia towards it, like a shotput. I threw her as a light joke, but she didn't resist at all, and I now realize it might not have been a joke after all.
"Hyaah...!"
Making an uncharacteristic sound, she dived precisely into the tentacles. Now, let's observe. It's only natural to help her within reason.
"W-What are you doing with her...?"
After fixing Bennia with a multitude of tentacles, the monster first produced several pointed tentacles. Bennia tried desperately to escape, but her efforts were in vain, and she was pierced by the tentacles. I thought it was bad from the start, but immediately after being pierced, Bennia's pale skin, which was already flushed, became even more so. It seems it's directly injecting a component similar to the body fluid flowing over her surface. This must be tough.
"Gah... huh... Agh!?"
Oops, her clothes were torn off with surprising ease, and tentacles were immediately thrust into her secret slit and her undeveloped anus. I thought it would hurt since it was undeveloped, but...
"M-My two, nghh!!"
She's feeling something intense. From my perspective, she's completely moaning from being double-penetrated. Is it because the aphrodisiac was injected directly? But even without that, she's being heavily piston-ed...
Looking closely, there are some tentacles sucking on her nipples and clit, but she seems to have no idea what's happening anymore.
This seems worse than I thought, so I might have to save her before she becomes a complete wreck.
"Ngooh!?"
Oh, a tentacle was shoved into her mouth.
Is this... a cliché from those adult comics, where a thick white liquid is squirted inside , making her body even more agitated...?
"Mm-bubu!! Mm-boh!?"
Ah, it squirted inside her mouth. And the amount was so excessive that it spilled out. But at least it made her drink it.
"Cough, cough...!?! W-Why is my body like this...?!"
...And then Bennia is violated again. I really have to save her before she becomes a complete mess... Well, I'd kind of like to see her character break and scream "Oh, my d***!", but there are too many obedient ones, so it would be nice to have one who acts reluctant but is actually really excited. I like ones that act tsundere on the surface. So, I'll save her and then make the contract—
"Er... By the name of Kaneo Tsukishiro, I command thee, respond to my contract as my familiar."
It was a very monotone reading, but the contract was successfully completed. After I saved her, Bennia was lying on the ground, but she seemed very sensitive because of the drug. She's probably coming just from lying on the ground. Huh? The reason a human can make a contract? I just realized, I used the Spoon's ability, there was a tube-like thing, and I'm directly getting magic power from Bennia using it.
Since I'm forcibly taking something that wasn't originally there, it's probably putting an extreme burden on her body, but she doesn't seem to be in pain, so she's fine. It's easy to make a contract using someone else's magic.
"Now the contract is complete, but... you managed to restrain this one well."
Zatooge, who had evacuated at some point, had returned.
Well, actually, I just beat it up enough not to kill it, then healed it, and repeated that loop until it quieted down.
"Well, a lot happened... Anyway, I'm taking this one home now."
"Oh, be careful on your way back."
Now, how will I use this to get my hands on the noble women of the high-ranking devils...?
"Oh, your name is Tentacle King."
"Woof!"
This guy... barked like a dog...!?