Dungeons, Idiots, Treasures, How Hard Can It Be?

The orc snarled at Alaria as it rushed towards her, before she could dodge back the orchestra managed to bite down on her right shoulder pinning her down tightly.

She winced in pain as she tried pushing the orchestra off, but it wouldn't budge as it chomped deeper into her flesh.

Blood poured out from the wound as Aralia screamed in pain. Sticky called for his other half, but realized he didn't have energy left to split. It was either Yuni or Aralia, and Sticky couldn't choose. Even if Aralia was a new member, the slime felt a great responsibility for her as it was their duty as a leader.

"Fuck off!" Yuni screamed.

Looking back, Sticky saw Yuni bleeding from her back which was covered in stab wounds and slash wounds. Yet she had an angered but brave face as she fought off the many skeletons with her daggers, and bow.

Yuni had temper issues, and never trusted people, except for Sticky as for the fact that Yuni herself a strong upbringing.

She was raised to marry a rich aristocrat but unlike other women. She enlisted into the military of Kroma, fought, sweat, and bled for her kingdom as she rose through the ranks. She became the Lord Commander of the Military of Kroma, and she was by far very known to many countries as the Woman Who Forsakened Her Aristocracy, but by far known as the Strongest Lord Commander that Kroma had ever seen.

Under the epithet of Humanity's Most Tenacious Being she killed the great Thunder Elder Dragon of the Krei Konleib.

Fought against the the barbarians of the Northern Kingdom of Krolheim, mastered the many God Stances, and by far widely known as the Worst Archer.

Yuni coughed out blood as she killed another skeleton, and another, and another, to no end as all the skeletons are being summoned by the injured chieftain.

Who was very bitter in the attack from Sticky, and so with newfound resolve, Sticky rushed towards the orc wrapping themselves around it.

Slowly the flesh of the orc was being ripped apart piece by piece, atom by atom as Sticky dodged its attacks. Aralia used this chance to slam the waraxe on to the face of the orc and pushed it deep.

She let out a cry, like a newborn's but unlike a newborn's it was violent, and guttural as she cut the orc's face in half.

Somehow still alive the orc tried to grab Aralia but to aveil as Sticky fully ripped its right arm off, then next was its left, after its left leg, then right, and soon its eyes, teeth, everything was slowly being absorbed by Sticky.

"Impossible!" the chieftain shouted in fear of what's going to happen next.

Soon, Yuni walked towards the chieftain with the skull of a skeleton on her right hand. She was bruised, battered, wounded, and dirtied as blood dripped from wounds and clothing as well as her daggers

"This could've all been avoided if you just gave us information on Volantis." she mocked the chieftain as she chuckled.

The chieftain in a blind rage shook the staff frantically as the bodies of the skeletons merged with his giving him a massive height and strength increase. He stood now over at 10 meters tall, and after that he created a wyvern made of bones.

"You cannot go to Volantis, not as long as that damned slime of yours is alive, and not when that sorcerer is dead!" he screamed out, his voice shaking with fear.

Confused, Yuni asked, "What sorcerer?"

Then out of nowhere, the chieftain started laughing in hysteria as he started crying, "You don't even know do you? You don't know that slime of yours is connected to a sorcerer from two centuries ago do you?"

Yuni laughed thinking what he was saying was all a joke before realizing it wasn't. "What do you mean sorcerer, and what does Sticky have to do with Volantis and this sorcerer?"

The chieftain started laughing like mad man as he raised arm and slammed it down, but just in time Aralia pushed her out of the way.

"That was close!" Aralia replied with a childish tone.

The chieftain called out for the wyvern as the trio got together.

"Alright, we have a wyvern, and a old bastard to deal with!" Yuni remarked.

Soon after the wyvern rushed towards them breathing a green fire out of its mouth as Yuni and Aralia rolled out the way while Sticky took absorbed the flames and launched it back at it doing nothing.

The wyvern screeched like a vulture's cry, and soon the wyvern started hovering over them breathing fire to the town.

"The people!" Aralia shouted.

"Fuck the people, we have to deal with this undead lizard!" she shouted.

Yuni took out her bow and aimed at the wyvern only to miss.

"I fucking hate my life" she muttered.

The wyvern rushed towards them as it swallowed up Sticky... Only for it to be in Sticky's trap, the slime split into three as the pulled apart the bones of this undead wyvern.

The chieftain seeing this tried to crush Sticky including the wyvern but was interrupted by Yuni and Aralia who had slashed his achilles heel causing him to fall.

Yuni aimed her bow at the chieftain right before thinking of a good one liner.

"What's a God to a non believer, Karma bitch!" she pulled ont the string of the bow.

But the arrow somehow missed causing Yuni scream in frustration and wrap her hands around the Chieftain's neck now strangling him.

"Just fucking die!"

All while bit by bit Sticky killed the wyvern slowly from inside, and right before the chieftain and the wyvern could die. 

Whoosh! 

A gust of huge air pushed everyone back as Sticky was forced to recombine, from the skies was a beautiful purple woman with a curvaceous figure with demonic wings coming from her back, and two long horns protruded from her forehead.

"Children stop fighting!" her voice had a seductiveness to it with allured every man including woman in the village.

Yuni could only curse, "Fuck, its the whores of whores, a succubus!"

Aralia screamed out, "A succubus! What if she drains me of my lifespan!"

The chieftain shook in anger as he tried shaking his staff only to realize his arms were gone, and suddenly in front of him was the succubus.

"Oh dear, no more magic okay?" she playfully asked.

The wyvern crashed down on to the ground creating a fiery crater causing the succubus to turn her head to see Sticky.

Seeing the slime aroused her as she had never tried doing it with a slime before, and seeing the look in her eyes pissed Yuni off.