Drinking black tea calmly at Hogwarts

Many years later, a traffic safety publicity program called "10 minutes a day, drive slowly and timidly" produced an episode of magic and generosity. At the end of the program, netizens shook their legs with the rhythm of ya not ready, while I saw a black figure suddenly appearing at the position where the sun was originally in the video. After a violent shock and a black screen, the picture changed to falling from the clouds at high speed. After passing through the clouds, a big city appeared among the screens.

Netizens quickly discovered several famous buildings in London in the falling pictures. Careful netizens also found that London’s Millennium Dome and the London Eye did not appear in the video, so it can be inferred that the video was shot in Before 2000.

So at the end of "Life does not take two, please act carefully", there is a barrage of "Series with Few Foreigners" that fills the screen.

However, a more careful netizen found that when the video collided for the second time, there was a sound of "fuck" for less than a second that was covered by BG, but if you listen carefully, you can still hear it. owned.

Now the Internet is full of excitement. A Chinese ran into a person in the sky over London at the end of the last century. Coupled with the chaotic background of the British magical world at that time, the onlookers expressed their dissatisfaction with the "fucking brother" and "suffering" in the video. I am very interested in the identity of "Bump Brother".For a while, from Weibo to Zombie Island, everyone was discussing the identities of "Brother Fuck" and "Brother Bump".

The first person to be found was the uploader of the video. Someone misunderstood the network disk password of "traffic accident video". After some searching, it was found that the person who uploaded and shared the video was an international student from the UK.The British student surnamed Lu Ping said in an interview that this video was obtained from her best friend, "Brother Bang Bang" is her best friend's biological father, and the person who hit him was her father's former colleague.

Then almost all the wizards in the UK turned into "Brother Fuck", because they had already recognized that "Brother Bump" was the "Dark Lord" Voldemort who once made them fearful, and they only knew that Voldemort had another daughter.

As for the identity of "Fucking Brother", discussions about him on the Internet suddenly disappeared overnight, as if everyone had never paid attention to him.Just like the photo of a giant panda at a certain time and place that has become an Internet legend.

And when the content in the video happened in 1997, the future "fucking brother" could no longer care about what will happen in the future, because if he doesn't think about it, he, Zhang Xu, will be smashed into a "bad guy".

Zhang Xu guessed right at the beginning, Voldemort found him under the Disillusionment Curse by relying on the snake-like infrared sensor.

When Zhang Xu rushed towards the sun, Voldemort found that his sense of Zhang Xu was getting weaker and weaker, so he apparated to the front and tried to get closer to attack.

As a result, he was disturbed by the sun and got into the wrong position. Not only did he appear in front of Zhang Xu, but he was also hit on the back by Zhang Xu who was not in a hurry to brake.

When Zhang Xu was awakened by the bitter cold wind in the sky, he found that he had passed through the clouds and was falling towards the Thames River.

The first thing he thought of was that if he had worn the helmet just now, he might be able to break Voldemort's waist all of a sudden.

The second thing I thought of was that I was lucky not to bump into Voldemort's ass.

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p; At the third moment, he began to reach into the treasure bag to take out the flying props.

He took out the sometimes useless vector thrust broomstick, rode it hard, and then braked. After falling more than 100 meters, he finally stopped the momentum of free fall.

Since he didn't know whether Voldemort fell down with him or continued to wait for him in the sky, after seeing that Voldemort was not under the clouds, Zhang Xu immediately drove his broomstick into the clouds.

The clouds in the sky are actually similar to the thick fog on the ground, and the visibility inside is very low.Sometimes when walking in the dense fog in the early morning, you will hear the sound of the engine not far away, but you can't see any vehicles in the whiteness ahead.

So when Zhang Xu saw Voldemort flying towards him again, the broomstick under his crotch almost poked Voldemort's forehead with one blow, and then it was used as a holy weapon for exorcising demons and offered in the window specially made by the Ministry of Magic for three pillars a day fragrant.

And Voldemort also missed the chance to knock Zhang Xu's head from the sky to the ground and fall to his death, leaving behind this "scourge".

The sky over London has been cloudy these days, but it is not raining, which provides Zhang Xu with a place to hide and seek.

Zhang Xu was flying like Brownian motion in the thick clouds, and the clouds around him were dyed green from time to time by the light from the flying spell.

And Zhang Xu also turned around from time to time to fight back with magic spells. The end of his magic wand is fixed with a rope for missing hands, so he is not afraid of accidentally falling from the air.

Zhang Xu, who kept turning in the front, found that he could not continue running like this. If he defended for a long time, he would lose. He had to carry out several effective counterattacks, so as to delay the time, and wait until St. Mungo's side was almost finished before he could run away. .

It's just that the thick clouds not only affected Voldemort, but also affected his sight. It's okay to save his life here, so he had to leave the clouds if he wanted to fight back, so he immediately drove the broomstick to fly upwards.

Above the clouds, the sun shines on the thick clouds, which looks like a large ocean of cotton candy, and at the same time has the magnificence of the mountains.And Zhang who rushed out of Yunshan was like a sparrow flying out of the mountains.

The moment Zhang Xu flew out of the clouds, his eyes, which were just used to the visibility of only a few tens of meters, were dazzled by the glare of the sun, and then he immediately drove the broom to an emergency stop, and then flew towards the cloud mountain beside him. Several roads came from the direction of the sun The spell just passed him from where he was just now.

Now he had a headache, Voldemort was a big boss after all, how could he not bring a few men with him when he went out.

There were more and more Death Eaters riding on broomsticks in the sky. Except for Snape and the old horse, all the old Death Eaters had arrived.

And these Death Eaters are riding the latest version of the Firebolt, he can't open the plug-in to make these broomsticks useless.

As a result, within a few minutes, Zhang Xu found himself surrounded by a group of Death Eaters in a huge encirclement, and the encirclement became smaller and smaller.

If you don't run at this time, you probably won't be able to run away later.

So after the sound of "biu", Zhang Xu, who hid in the clouds again, returned to Hogsmeade with his broom.