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Chapter 161 Xiao Wu: What does dragon raise its head mean?

Shi Keli and other monsters were all shocked by Xiao Wu, and they could say this.

She actually said she wanted to sit on Sun Dasheng's lap.

"Don't be ridiculous, it's not like you don't have a place!" Ning Rongrong protested Xiao Wu's shamelessness.

Zhu Zhuqing also expressed incomprehension towards Xiao Wu: "That's right! I have to sit down when you do it. You are so fat, don't you crush Brother Monkey into stupidity?"

Xiao Wu not only said it, she also did it!

She sat down directly without waiting for anyone to react.

As expected of Sister Xiaowu, she does things in an eclectic way.

Even five Ning Rongrongs and ten Zhu Zhuqings couldn't play with each other, but this was an understatement for Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu is 1.65 meters tall, plump and round, and weighs more than 90 pounds at least.

Who can bear such a huge thing on their legs?

Sun Dasheng immediately blushed.

"Hehe, how are you, Brother Monkey, does it feel good to have the beauty on your lap?"

"Forehead···"

Sun Dasheng even reached out to hold Xiao Wu's hand.

"This is on a carriage! How dangerous it is!"

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing both condemned and protested against Xiao Wu!

You don't have to do things like this!

The carriage is no better than a car, the bumps are very severe, and the seats are not as earthquake-resistant as a sofa.

The gravel roads in the streets of Douluo Continent are not as flat as the current roads, let alone the dirt roads in the mountains?

Riding on this carriage is like a disco, with every slope and pit making you jump up and down.

What a dangerous thing it is for Xiao Wu to do this!

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong both wanted Xiao Wu to come down and return to their seats.

But Xiao Wu likes this feeling of jumping on the bed. How could he get off?

"I'm not!"

There was no armrest, so Sun Dasheng's hands were made into safety belts and wrapped around his waist.

Just as he was talking, the carriage rolled over a stone.

The carriage suddenly jolted, and the people in the carriage swayed.

The others are okay, they are all sitting on the carriage!

Xiao Wu was miserable, his whole body was shaking.

After jumping up, the whole person fell heavily again under the action of potential energy.

Due to inertia, the whole person retreated involuntarily, and the back of his head directly hit the bridge of Sun Dasheng's nose.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were both shocked. If the back of Xiao Wu's head hit Brother Monkey, the bridge of Monkey Brother's nose would not be smashed, but he would also cause a nosebleed!

Sun Dasheng quickly dodged, but just like that, the back of Xiao Wu's head still hit Sun Dasheng's cheek, causing a big swelling on his face.

Her back was hit hard, leaving Sun Dasheng breathless.

Not only was Xiao Wu not ashamed of her prank, but she laughed out loud.

Zhu Zhuqing's heart suddenly burst out. She was still in shock and asked Xiao Wu to return to her seat regardless of whether Xiao Wu agreed or not.

Xiao Wu was about to get up when she felt something was wrong.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance!

Xiao Wuben was still very comfortable sitting there.

But suddenly, a third party came.

She stretched out a hand...and understood what was going on, and her face suddenly turned red!

"Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you?"

"Uh, me. It's okay. On February 2nd, the dragon raises its head!"

"The dragon raises its head? Hehe, Brother Monkey, what does it mean that the dragon raises its head?"

"Yes, today, February 2, is the day when the dragon raises its head!"

Sun Dasheng is very embarrassed now, he...he actually lost to Xiao Wu.

Why am I so worthless?

Don't let others see this!

If Xiao Wu continues now, everyone will definitely see his ugly side.

"This little dragon is so cute. He even knocks on the door!"

Knock on the door?

Xiao Wu actually said that Te's human shield is the door... the door to hell?

Meeting an opponent like Xiao Wu was really embarrassing.

Sun Dasheng blushed and said, "Yes!"

Of course Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong didn't understand what was going on.

The more he didn't understand, the more panicked he became, as if he had been tricked by the two of them.

Both of them were filled with jealousy and said: "Xiao Wu, get down here!"

"Yes, how can anyone sit on someone?"

Xiao Wu said: "Brother Monkey, since they all let me go down, then I will..."

"No!" Sun Dasheng stopped Xiao Wu who was about to get up, "This environment is more suitable for practicing your kneading skills!"

"Is that so?" Xiao Wu said while pinching Sun Dasheng in a bad way.

Brothers united, Sun Dasheng was so hurt that he almost screamed.

Even so, Sun Dasheng couldn't help but shudder, this Xiao Wu was too light and not serious.

Sun Dasheng was not a vegetarian either. He stretched out a hand to pinch Xiao Wu's fat shield!

Xiao Wu is indeed Douluo's most beautiful woman, she feels soft and silky through her skirt and clothes!

Sun Dasheng's face turned red after speaking. The carriage was bumping so hard.

I didn't expect that Monkey was already engaged and could be so careless.

Just a chick!

Xiao Wu glanced at Zhu Zhuqing next to her and said that you are engaged and the monkey is yours.

If this is said, who will believe it?

Just watch, this monkey is mine!

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing had been defeated by Xiao Wu's shamelessness. When they encountered such an opponent, they were not willing to be outdone and took the initiative to join them.

Everyone has vanity. The more popular a man is, the more he will be pursued.

The more people there are on the bridge, the more no one cares about them.

Ma Hongjun on the opposite side turned away angrily, and Oscar even angrily covered his eyes with a hat.

"Ahem, pay attention to the impact!" Sun Dasheng said, but his hands did not relax at all.

If there is no reaction in front of Shrek Sanmei, is he still a man?

Once a woman lets go, she doesn't care about anything.

Those who are close to Zhu are close to those who are black.

Inspired by Xiao Wu, these three women are like wolves and tigers, and no one wants to fall behind.

These three shameless men have no regard for the feelings of Oscar and Ma Hongjun at the side!

Not to mention them, even Zhao Wuji couldn't stand it anymore.

Zhao Wuji stretched out a giant hand and dry-cleaned his face to hide his inner embarrassment!

In order to cover up his embarrassment about the child in front of him, the master told Zhao Wuji the story of his youth: "When I was young, He Dongzi was as enthusiastic and unrestrained as Xiaowu..."

"Who? Who are you and?"

"No one, it's my ex-girlfriend Dongzi!"

"Why didn't I know you had an ex-girlfriend named Dongzi? I've only heard of Silly Dongzi!"

"Isn't this stupid?"

(End of this chapter)