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Chapter 669: Longshan Sap



Granny Lanhua was infected with the plague. One leg was diseased below the thigh, and the other foot was completely diseased below the knee. In order to survive.

Old Guaipao heated the hatchet on the fire and cut off the diseased part of Granny Lanhua.

At that time, the medical conditions in Longshan were almost non-existent. There was no anesthesia, and subsequent infections could only rely on the support of existing Chinese herbal medicines.

This group of old people in Longshan all came here like this.

Those who bear it become monsters.

Those who did not bear it became withered bones.

Because Granny Lanhua was Zheng Qiang’s first order, it was the beginning of sales.

Therefore, Zheng Qiang was extremely serious, urging his father to complete the work from beginning to end, and he made every detail perfect. He didn't make a dime, but even put in a lot of money.

Granny Lanhua was even more satisfied.

Her request was very simple. It should be slender, good-looking, shiny, colorful, and easy to climb.

So half a month later, Granny Lanhua had a pair of mechanical legs equipped with revolving lanterns, which made her envious of other old people in Longshan.

Even children like to follow their mother-in-law's shiny legs.

When walking at night, Granny Lanhua doesn’t even need to turn on the light!

As soon as these legs started to walk, colorful lights flashed and flashed, which directly made Lanhuapo's heart flash to the age of eighteen.

But it was expensive and cost her all her savings.

With Granny Lanhua taking the lead, various mechanical limbs soon appeared in Longshan.

Legs with pulleys, legs with springs, hands with suction cups, and some people suddenly want to do without hands and customize special claws and hooks.

Some have thighs that can play songs, some have neon lights on their arms, and some have hidden weapons in their palms.

Mr. Shitou was even more ingenious. He ordered six mechanical spider legs, which directly defeated everyone and became the most promiscuous old man in the Longshan Department.

Master Panda was not convinced. Seeing others have six legs, he would get eight legs! He had to ask Father Zheng to get him eight mechanical octopus legs so that he could outnumber Shitou.

As a result, he had just placed an order for octopus legs, and the person who placed the order directly placed an order for two rows of centipede legs!

Seeing that these prosthetic limbs were getting higher and more outrageous, and gradually developing in an indescribable direction, Zheng Qiang quickly stopped them.

After all, the cost is there.

In the past, when Long Shanbu appeared in front of people, he gave people the impression that he was old, weak, sick and disabled.

But now, when I see them, my first impression is that they are neither fish nor fowl.

Epilepsy! So crazy!

After getting used to the prosthetic limbs, they no longer complained about balance problems. Each one of them seemed to have a new goal, completing various tasks desperately just to accumulate crystal cores to replace the skin of their prosthetic limbs.

The Toyamabe, who had no ambition in the past, changed and began to become crazily inward.

It's just a pity for Zheng Qiang that there are very few people in the Longshan tribe who have savings like Granny Lanhua.

Most of them are teams that are drunk now and have no money at all.

He could only collect a bunch of IOUs.

As if they had received some inspiration from this incident, the people in the Rongshan Department were out of control in their creativity.

Ask Zheng Qiang to make all kinds of weird modification requests.

A few months later, almost everyone in the group of old monsters in the Longshan Department had a very cool and amazing prosthetic leg.

There are biochemical spider legs, mechanical octopus legs, and imitation Tornado pear needle legs. If the funds hadn't allowed them, they would have made themselves a Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara, which would have dazzled everyone.

Because of this incident, a group of "Sap" emerged from the Longshan tribe.

They will wear prosthetic limbs that they are proud of and perform various stunts to the beat of music in the busy flow of people on various main roads...

Although Father Zheng has Alzheimer's disease, he is still creatively imaginative.

No, it is precisely because of Alzheimer's disease that his thinking is very strange and has no limitations. Instead, the things he makes are wildly sought after by the old monsters in Longshan.

Originally, Father Zheng hoped that his son would become a dragon, but he didn't expect that he would become a dragon himself.

He suddenly became a mechanic with unprecedented popularity in Tingfeng City.

A group of monks worshiped him as a god, and Zheng Ji's repair shop was filled with long queues.

Looking at the cool prosthetics of the old monsters in Longshan, the young people in Longshan even wanted to harm themselves.

The Orcs, who originally thought they were aliens, have quietly inferiorized themselves under this "trend". They know how to play, and these old guys have too much fun.

But it is not without side effects. For example, Mr. Shitou was greedy and customized six spider legs. As a result, he could not coordinate the eight legs. He either fell off the cliff or fell to the ground.

Grandma Orchid's cool revolving lantern will always reveal her position when ambushing the beast.

Due to immature technology, Panda's mechanical octopus legs always leaked electricity from time to time, causing him to feel numb from the electric shock.

The power consumption of the Longshan Department continues to rise.

Old Man Zheng seemed to have discovered a new world, and the orders he had were already scheduled for several months later.

After calling three times but no one answered, when he turned around and saw Zheng Qiang still struggling with simple parts, he felt that he no longer needed to hope that his son would become a great success. After all, his son was already very deaf.


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