NOVEL WEB Chapter 61 - Deadpool debut
AIM Experimental Base Central Monitoring Room
“F.U.C.K!”
Dr. Aldridge Killian slammed his fists on the table in the monitoring room, and his anger made his face red into a ripe apple. The surveillance screen in front of him was playing the scene of Chen Lu’s killing precepts, while the other screen was empty and full of corpses.
“Four! Four monsters came over and broke my good deeds! How the **** did you find this place!”
Killian has been doing illegal human experiments at this secret experiment base for some time, during which no one dared to run over to disturb him except a few kittens and puppies. Who knew that four plague gods came to pat the door overnight, and in a blink of an eye his desperate soldiers were defeated, basically without the ability to resist, there was nothing more destructive than this.
In fact, Kylian also knows that the current Extremis Virus is still a long way from his ideal ultimate creature. Even the level that can compete with Iron Man in the original plot “Iron Man 3” is far from reaching. , As a combat effectiveness is still quite failing.
So he didn’t put all his defensive hopes on the Soldiers of Despair.
“Call the mercenary here, or he should say goodbye to the 20 million balance!” Kylian sternly told his subordinates.
“Yes, Doctor!”
’S subordinates immediately walked towards the door, but the moment he arrived at the door, the door of the monitoring room opened by himself, and a burst of playful music came from outside.
“Hey, yeah-I.wanna.shoop, baby~ (Yes, I want to post it, baby.
Accompanied by the less serious BGM with the lyrics, a masked man wearing a red and black color tights stepped in and shook his head and walked in like Mike Jackson’s dance steps. There was a 360-degree turn, his body was frozen and his cap was pressed on one hand. On the classic action of one finger touch.
“Deadpool, I didn’t pay you to come and dance.” Kylian said to the man in red with a sullen face.
That’s right, this very naughty guy is the cheapest, most shameless, most personal superhero in the whole Marvel universe, or the super anti-hero-Deadpool.
“Hey, you have to understand that getting me excited to work is not an easy task.” Deadpool pulled out a pistol and scratched his crotch, shrugged and joked: “Damn, my thing is not very good. Up.”
“Fuck you!” The irritable Kylian picked up a wad of banknotes and threw it at Deadpool, but before the wad of dollars could be scattered in the air, Deadpool didn’t know where to receive it in an instant.
“Oh yes, that’s it. Don’t worry, I will make your 30 million dollars worth back to your capital. Um-ah, it’s time to let others taste something tough. Oh, is this sentence a bit ambiguous?” Death The waiter raised his pistol and kissed the barrel through the mask, “Or there is no one?”
Killian couldn’t stand this madman, reaching out his hand and shouting at him: “Either you sew your mouth on, or get out of here early!”
Deadpool immediately pretended to be an injured daughter-in-law and shrank and retreated toward the door. Of course, he still babbled incessantly: “No, don’t learn from the little bug that the guy wants to sew people’s mouths when they meet. Although the taste of spider silk is really good…”
The door to the monitoring room was finally closed, blocking the voice of Deadpool from the outside, and letting everyone in the monitoring room breathe a sigh of relief. Sometimes, this annoying guy is much scarier than the enemy.
And Deadpool, who walked out of the monitoring room, didn’t seem to have enough mouth addiction, and then said in an indescribable direction: “I’m telling you, in fact, I also came to take refuge. I hope that there will be no more trouble coming to the door. ·····”
By the way, Deadpool knows that he is a fictional character, so this guy always loves to talk to some indescribable existence. In the eyes of others, he is a lunatic with a zero SAN value.
Yes, some kind of indescribable existence.
AIM Experimental Base B1
Chen Lu and Lei Ting have cleaned up all the soldiers in this area, and continue to use hacker mobile phones to hack the security system and go deep underground. After passing the long stairs, the two came to the front of another steel gate.
“Crack–“
The metal friction produced a harsh sound, and the steel door slowly opened to both sides. Then a harsher annoying sound came from the door.
“Good morning, Mr. protagonist. I should have dealt with the two more dangerous guys opposite, but I should come over and say hello first. If you don’t mind, can you listen to me and finish?”
“Thunder, do it!”
After discovering that there was a dangerous superhero like Deadpool inside the door, Chen Lu did not hesitate, and took the lead in attacking Deadpool with Thunder! Chen Lu was holding a silver long knife, Thunder drew out a tactical dagger, the two blades staggered in the air, and at the same time cut towards Deadpool’s neck!
“I said ~www.mtlnovel.com~ do I have to use slow motion here?”
Deadpool spread his hands and shrugged, letting his head be cut off by the two and thrown into the air. But even in a different place, Deadpool’s mouth still did not lose its vitality, and continued to launch annoying mouth cannon attacks:
“Well, this is my daily routine. What should I do next? Shall we have a three-person football match?”
The reason why such a weird situation can happen is due to Deadpool’s No. 1 in Marvel’s near-immortal regeneration ability. In the physical sense, he has experienced it many times.
As a traverser, Chen Lu naturally knew that Deadpool was not that easy to die. He didn’t let up after a stab, so he immediately drew two pistols and fired several shots at Deadpool’s head in the air.
“Hey, man, this is a foul of you.”
At the moment Chen Lu raised his pistol, Deadpool’s headless body also took out two pistols at the same time. A total of four barrels were aimed at Deadpool’s head in the air, firing a large number of bullets.
“Boom boom boom boom!”
Intensive gunfire flickered in the laboratory, and the deadpool head rolled in the air for several weeks under the effect of the bullets, spinning down step by step. Every bullet shot by Chen Lu aimed at important parts of the brain, eyes, temples, etc. was shot off by Deadpool’s body, and the colliding bullets rubbed fierce sparks in the air.
Unlike Chen Lu, Thunder did not expect that Deadpool had such a perverted self-healing ability, and his reaction was half a beat slower than Chen Lu. However, she also reacted quickly, taking up the tactical dagger and sprinting towards Deadpool’s body again.
“Beauty, even if you can get my body, you can’t get my heart. Of course, I won’t be very resistant if you have to be rough.” Faced with Thunder’s charge, Deadpool still didn’t panic. Joked.