Chapter 268: Cosmic Fraudster Su?
Su Yu appeased Sif, and the Asgard people settled down temporarily.
Both Quicksilver and Flash came here to help, hoping to find an Asgardian woman for themselves.
Aquaman was even more hardworking and came to show his muscles off by working shirtless every day!
Su Yu opened a portal and took Skye and Diana to Xandar.
Using Ego's spaceship, he took them along with Yao to Sakaar.
Mainly because he was afraid the Ancient One would be too bored, so he took her out to play.
Diana looked at the Ancient One, "it's so unscientific, how could you become so beautiful?"
Yao rolled her eyes, "you are more than 5,000 years old, and you are so beautiful that it makes people jealous."
Su Yu wrapped an arm around Diana's waist, "you are a demigoddess who works in archaeology, what science are you talking about?"
Skye seemed to love interstellar adventures, "Su, there are so many different lives in the universe, it's really worth exploring!"
Su Yu looked her up and down, "really worth exploring."
Skye blushed, "if you just talk and don't do it, you will become a barking dog!"
Su Yu immediately took her to a private room!
Yao and Diana looked at each other, the little girls are so bold now!
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Sakaar, Thor has been here since he was kicked out of the Bifrost.
Before he regained his senses, he was caught by a group of savages.
Fortunately, or maybe not, a fellow Asgardian, Brunnhilde, rescued him and knocked him down with an electric shock device.
Then she actually sold him to Grandmaster for 10 million universe coins (Units).
This is how Thor became an honorable gladiator in the Sakaar Arena!
Sakaar is a savage planet, as soon as the egg-shaped spacecraft landed, Su Yu and the others were surrounded by a group of scavengers.
"Kill the man, and take back the three beautiful girls!"
The scavengers looked at Diana and the other two with bright eyes!
Boom~!
Skye punched out, creating a shockwave that directly sent them flying away!
Whoosh~!
An armed spaceship flew down, and Brunnhilde, who had drunk too much, came out staggering,
She looked at Su Yu with bright eyes, "a wild handsome guy, just in time to take it home!"
"I'm so lucky recently, I caught a green guy before, and then an idiot calling himself Thor who is afraid of electricity!"
Diana was going to beat her, but Su Yu stopped her, "don't, this is the woman I've chosen for Thor."
Yao commented, "this woman doesn't seem to have a very good temper, she might be too violent."
Su Yu smiled, "isn't that perfect? Thor, who is being abused every day, won't have time to bother me!"
Brunnhilde was stunned, "what the hell? Take me back to be someone's woman?"
She threw the tried-and-true gadget around Su Yu's neck and pressed the button!
Su Yu didn't feel anything and casually threw the gadget back at her, electrocuting her until she fell to the ground!
"Okay, girls, after we've sold her we'll have the money to buy everyone gifts!"
Skye muttered, "such a good brother-in-law..."
Su Yu put away the egg-shaped spaceship and drove Brunnhilde's spaceship towards the Grandmaster's residence.
The Grandmaster came out to greet them.
"Haha, someone finally caught the valkyrie!"
Brunnhilde glared at Su Yu, then smiled at the Grandmaster, "we have cooperated for so long and I have brought you so many goods, you won't really buy me, will you?"
Grandmaster laughed and said, "I definitely want to buy you, I have long wanted you to be one of my gladiators!"
She yelled and cursed, but still couldn't stop the two from making a deal for six million Units!
Grandmaster then glanced at Diana, "oh, this female warrior should be really powerful, I am willing to pay 60 million Units to buy her!"
Brunnhilde widened her eyes, isn't this looking down on her?
"Aren't her legs just a little longer? Yet the price difference is ten times?!"
Su Yu shook his head, "this is my wife, not for sale!"
Diana leaned on Su Yu and looked at Grandmaster with a smile that promised pain.
Grandmaster felt that Su Yu was a little familiar at first, but now that he looked closer he exclaimed,
"Oh, aren't you the one who killed Darkseid, cheated Tivan, and killed two Celestials?! Recently Dormammu is also smearing your name in the universe, saying you are a swindler."
"Do you have any gods to sell, I want to buy one!"
Su Yu sighed deeply, "if you had said it earlier, I wouldn't have killed these Celestials."
Brunnhilde rolled her eyes, this guy is bragging!
Grandmaster laughed again, "The Collector is saying that you like cheating and bullying the elderly."
Su Yu shrugged, "the elders of the universe are so shameless? We settled the money and goods on the spot, it's not my fault that he lost them immediately. I must make him look good next time we meet!"
Grandmaster's eyelids jumped, this guy is also a violent maniac!
He pointed to the arena below and introduced, "we made a contract with death, and none of the members of the Elders of the Universe would die, so we each found a hobby. The Collector likes to collect strange things, and I run the arena."
He immediately laughed, "I know you killed a duplicate of Death, but that's none of my business, that bitch isn't a good thing either."
He continued, "I also met an Asgardian named Loki a few weeks ago, he spoke so nicely, so I let him stay temporarily."
Su Yu nodded, "that's my brother-in-law, he's always been good at speaking."
Loki arrived quickly, "Su? You were also sent here by Hela?"
Loki was surprised, he didn't expect Hela to be so powerful.
Skye pouted, "what are you thinking, we are here to find you! The two brothers-in-law are constantly getting into trouble, Su is really tired!"
Loki whispered, "~brother-in-law, Thor was sold into a gladiator by that woman."
Su Yu nodded, "I know, so she was just sold as a gladiator by me too."
Loki?? He actually has a feeling that it's time for revenge!
"Brother-in-law, all the gladiators who participated in the championship battle are dead, you have to save Thor quickly."
Su Yu nodded.
Diana asked Su Yu, "should we smash this place to save Thor?"
Skye said, "I'm going to ruin this place with a shockwave!"
Grandmaster interrupted, "can you discuss these things away from me?..."
Su Yu waved, "Grandmaster, don't worry, we are all good people, you seem to be able to bet on the fights here, right?"
"Really? Neither Tivan nor Dormammu think so!"
Grandmaster laughed, "but of course, I welcome any bets!"
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Gladiatorial lounge, Thor looked at the woman who sold him and laughed, feeling that karma is such a bitch!
"You too have a day like this? You deserve it!"
Brunnhilde gritted her teeth, "damn Su, how dare he sell me!"
Thor was stunned, "my brother-in-law? He sold you?"
She got even more angry thinking of it, "it's you who made me run out of wine!"
She started beating Thor like crazy!
The stone man next to them quickly moved away a little.
Eventually Thor managed to push her away, "you're a sick, violent woman, whoever marries you will be out of luck for eight lifetimes."
Brunnhilde snorted, "who needs a man, it only slows down the speed at which I draw my weapon!"
She kicked him between the legs, making Thor feel the most painful physical pain...
The two were soon separated, and Grandmaster actually had a whim and asked the two to be a husband and wife team to challenge the fighting champion Hulk!
Su Yu directly pressed 10 billion Units and bet on Thor to win!
Grandmaster laughed secretly, this time he wants to avenge Tivan and help Death relieve some anger.
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