Chapter 14: Chapter 13:Azrael blade
Raphael decided on taking lucifer advice and going to therapy with him. As lucifer was talking about Chloe making a sandwich as he poured himself a drink and drank it as we both looked at Linda, our therapist.
Lucifer:I believe this is the part where you tell me it's much more than a sandwich.
Linda just looked uncomfortably at lucifer and didn't say a word,as lucifer continued to speak.
Lucifer:For example... maybe it was a gesture of intimacy. You know,slices of bread representing,perhaps,the detective trust...Or...it was a mistrustful sandwich or... Doctor please
Linda:So,how was Hitler?
Raphael(deku):What?
Lucifer:The sandwich is Hitler?
Linda:How did you actually torture Hitler in hell?
Lucifer:Uh...
Linda:I mean,is his cell next to Mussolini's? Or is there a-a-a...tyrant wing in hell?
Lucifer:Right (chuckles), I suppose it was futile of me to think you wouldn't want to discuss the whole..."I'm actually the devil" thing.
Linda:The actual devil?
Raphael(deku):(sarcastic)Who would you suspect?
Lucifer:(sighs)Look, I have to say I was worried I'd never see you again. I'd thought... I'd scared you off for good.
Linda:Yes,well,maze,of all people...Well of all demons. Give me some much needed clarity.
Raphael(deku): Did she?
Linda:Yep
Lucifer:Speaking of clarity,do you mind if we return to my current emotional growth?
Raphael(deku):Yeah,for a damn sandwich
Before lucifer could rebuttal, Linda stepped in the mix.
Linda:What about my uncle Edwin? Is he down there cause he was... you know (chuckles) one...he was one bad mama jama.
Raphael(deku):(whispers in his ear) I think you broke her.
Area in the middle of a forest, we're walking to the grieve of uriel.
Maze:I don't really have time for a hike,lucifer. Bounty business is booming,okay? So,this better be important.
Lucifer:It is.
Me,maze,amenadiel, and lucifer arrived at the grieve of uriel where the grieve was dugged up as Raphael eyes silently glow brighter in anger at his younger brother grieve being defiled.
Maze:Is this...?
Amenadiel:Where lucifer buried uriel. Yeah.
Maze:Okay. So,if you three want to cry it out,I'll be in the car.
She tries to leave,but Raphael grabs her hand and looks at her sadly as she sighs and decides to stay.
Amenadiel:What's happened,lucifer?
Lucifer:(gestures to the grieve)Well, someone dug up the grieve.
Raphael:We see tha,but why? Uriel's body is still there.
Lucifer:Yes,but azrael blade isn't.
We walked closer to the grieve and looked down.
Lucifer:(sighs)I believe the weapon of the angel of death is in the hands of humans.
Maze:So,let me get this straight:in human hands,azrael's blade wants to kill?
Raphael:It demands to be used to fulfill its purpose.
Lucifer:Humans are more...malleable than we are,so it whispers in their ears,beckons to be held.
Amenadiel:It takes any reason someone might want to hurt one another and...amplifiers it a thousand fold.
The investigation unfolds with lucifer and Chloe as amenadiel and maze take the body somewhere else. I make my own investigation as I and lucifer both come to the same conclusion as we both go to the office of Charlotte Richards, aka mom.
Mom:(working) I said no disturbing me unless you're that brode shouldered intern.
Lucifer:Hello,mum
Mom:Oh(chuckles), hello sons
Lucifer:It appears you've been busy
Mom:I was getting bored with my mate and offspring,so I'd thought I'd dive into my employment. It's not that hard once you read the law book.
Lucifer:How many?
Mom:Well, all of them took less than a weekend with time to teach the hubby new tricks.(turns her seat in the other direction). Have you ever heard of the reverse cowgirl (smirks)
Raphael:I am happy, mom. we are thrilled ,but you need to tell us the truth about azrael's blade.
Lucifer:drawing maps to uriel grieve!(slams the map on the table)
Mom:(stands up) Did they find it?
Both:What?
Mom:Well, sort of left a note to about...10 people
Lucifer:Mum,why in the bloody hell would you do that?
Mom:(walks in front of them)To get your father attention. After uriel death,I'd thought we should grief together. Is it crazy that I want to talk to him about it? Morn with him, maybe? So I reached out and guess what I got back
Lucifer:Nothing.
Mom:Yes,like always,so I figured that if his toys started stabbing each other with a celestial blade,then maybe he might take a moment!
Raphael(deku): People are dying because of you.
Mom:Well,humans, die they all do eventually. That's what they were designed to do.
Lucifer:Yes,but not like this!
Mom:(turns to lucifer)Your vacation has changed you. You seem attached to these creatures, and I don't know why? I expected this from Raphael.
Lucifer:You'd come here to earth to spend time with her sons. So,willingly help us, or I'll send maze to give you some inspiration!(as he walks closer to mom,face to face)
After I calmed lucifer down, we decided to continue on the investigation. Later on, at the owner of the yoga center , the house and lucifer arrived. We learned how she was in the influence of the blade and that she killed the man for sexually assaulting her. Raphael comforted her as the cops and Chloe come to arrest her,but lucifer says she killed him in self-defense.
I turn to the body and find that the blade is gone as I tell lucifer, and he goes outside to the pool while I go in front. Turns out Dan had it and tried to kill lucifer. Luckily, Dan willpower backed up by lucifer was able to let him be free as we got the blade.
At lucifer apartment room,lucifer gave the blade blade to amenadiel.
Amenadiel:So,what should we do with the blade?
Lucifer:Away from mum,of course (drinks the alcohol)
Mom comes in through the elevator and walks to us as she says.
Mom:Those number of kill couldn't have had your brothers and sisters care to look. Why stop.
Lucifer:(angrily)mum!
Mom:What? I want my family back.
Lucifer:I'm afraid that's impossible
Mom:OH but it is with my three sons by my side. A united front against your father,will be forced to listen to reason!
Lucifer:Force dad? I think human delusion has rubbed off on you mother,tell her amenadiel.
Amenadiel:Lucy I can't because I agree with her
Me and lucifer turn to the both of them.
Lucifer:I thought you were just team mom because you couldn't fly her back to hell since when did you turn?
Amenadiel:Now. More than ever,I know that humanity and divinity do not mix. That-that blade Lucy that blade was the last straw! It shouldn't be here. We shouldn't be here.
Raphael(deku):I'd never thought of the day. But,I'm taking Lucy side here.
Amenadiel:Raph come on.
Lucifer:Well,I am not going back to hell.
Mom:This isn't about returning back to hell. This is about heaven. It's about going home.
Lucifer:Home?(points to us) For you maybe,neither of you understand do you? You're never have...Hell wasn't home and heaven was...WELL,HELL! The only place I've ever felt wanted respected!
Mom:Is here with humanity!
Lucifer:Yes,this is my home (lucifer without noticing lights the blade on fire)Deal with it mother
Raphael and goddess looked at the blade as goddess decided on saying fine as it calmed down lucifer and the flames were gone.
Mom:No sense arguing(she turned to amenadiel) time to go(as amenadiel stood up and walked to her before stopping as she said to both Raphael and lucifer) careful it's sharp.(both amenadiel and godness walk into the elevator)
As lucifer looked sharply at the blade before putting it down on the table. In the elevator goddess said to amenadiel.
Mom:What's that saying,my dear husband closes the door,he opens the window (as her and amenadiel turn to look at us before the elevator door shuts.
As lucifer decided to go to his bed,I thought about what mother did and thought she deserved to go back to hell and disappointed at amenadiel. Than I heard the flipping of wings as I turn around to see metatron at the balcony.
Raphael:Metatron....?
Metatron:Hello...big brother.