Chapter 4: Chil-Teens
"Here's your drink sir" A bartender lady said as she gave Feng his drink, it wasn't alcohol it was Wine, a sour but sweet grape flavored one.
He was just passing by trying to think of what he will be doing and then saw this glorious place, now he is drinking, well it wasn't the worsts even though he doesn't watch Dc that often he still onow of the dangers like Trigon,Doomsday,Lucifer.
"I should capture Zues and place his behind in front of a piston, heh" Though currently he was thinking of capturing a god of the greek pantheon, but he really shouldn't think of such things at the moment.
As he drank away, he heard the door open. "Hello Metropolis?!"
It was the voice of someone he probably wouldn't know. "Ah, this place smells of Wine and alcohol"
Feng decided to ignore it and mind his own buisness as he should.
"I know we are in Metropolis and all…but did we have to bring these three to a bar" The voice of another person said.
"Come on Victor, it's not like we are going to drink" A sarcastic voice sounded, it now felt familiar in Feng's ears.
"Whose that cosplayer…" An uninterested voice butted in and Feng felt stares directed at him, he turned around to look and was genuinely suprised why some kids are in a bar.
"Mind you business" But Feng didn't want to start something with kids.
Then the haughty looking kid the said. "Wow, a grown man wearing props is calling us kids, how ironic"
Feng rolled his eyes and ignored them. "Garfield, isn't it rude to mock someone you don't know?"
And there was a girl with a sweet voice who intervened.
"Come on Kori, i was just joking" Feng heard steps moving towards him and then there was a hand in his shoulder.
"Dude, don't be angry i was just being funny" Feng turned to look at the boy with his eyes looking blank and cold.
He placed the glass on the counter, stood from his seat and then stretched. "hmmm, A bunch of noobs taunting a player like me, should i just pull you all into my world and just play god in creative mode"
"Whaaat?" Garfield was confused, what the hell was he spouting.
"Am saying i'll make you fight through an army of Baby zombies and if i am merciful it'll just be a few creepers and some enderman"
The bar fell silent for a brief moment as Feng's words hung in the air. The group of teenagers stared at him, confusion and a hint of concern flashing across their faces. Feng, now fully stretched and standing tall, looked down at Garfield with an amused but sharp glint in his eyes.
"Baby zombies?" Garfield asked, blinking. "Creepers? Endermen? Are those… like, supervillains or something?"Victor, the taller and more composed one of the group, placed a hand on Garfield's shoulder. "Chill, Gar. I think he's talking about… a game?"
"Minecraft," Feng clarified, smirking. "But trust me, those things are more terrifying than they sound, especially when you're cornered in a cave with half a heart left and no food."
Kori, the tall, orange-skinned girl with flowing auburn hair and a bright, curious expression, stepped forward. "You speak of these creatures as if they are real. Are they part of this 'game world' you mentioned?"
Feng raised an eyebrow. Kori… Victor… Garfield… wait a minute. The realization hit him, and he rubbed his temples. These aren't just any kids. These are the Teen Titans.
"Hold on," he said aloud, pinching the bridge of his nose. "You're… Starfire, Cyborg, and Beast Boy, aren't you?"
"Also i don't think we should talk in a bar" He whispered to an intensity only they could hear.
Starfire's eyes widened slightly, and Victor's expression turned more serious as he scanned the room. Garfield, however, leaned in closer with an amused grin.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did he just recognize us? In public? Dude, are you, like, psychic or something?"
Feng sighed, rubbing his temples. "No, I'm not psychic. I just have… context clues. And let's just say I know a lot more than I probably should."
"Uhm, hey so you guys forgot about me" Rachel said silently, the girl really didn't insight that much attention to herself.
Though he did wonder where Robin hashtag Dick is.
**In the Wayne Manor**
"…Why am i suddenly grounded…yeah i almost left a criminal on the streets and he almost died but Bruce breaks their arms and i am the one that gets in trouble, doesn't that seem unfair Alfred" Dick glanced at the butler watching over him.
Alfred looked another way and pretended not to hear him.
"Yeah figured" Dick muttered under his breath with a huff..
**Back With Feng**
The four were now in a secluded place, ofcourse the young heroes weren't in their…abnormal costumes and cyborgs cybernetic are cloaked.
Feng sipped the last of his wine and leaned back in his chair, his gaze sharp as he scanned the group. "Alright, now that we're out of earshot, let me get this straight. You're really the Teen Titans? Like, the actual Teen Titans? Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven?"
Rachel's head tilted slightly at the mention of her name. Kori offered a soft, warm smile. "Yes, friend Feng. Though we are not officially on duty at the moment."
Garfield smirked. "Man, you're talking like we just stepped out of a cartoon show or something."
Victor crossed his arms, his voice low and steady. "You seem to know an uncomfortable amount about us. I'm gonna need you to explain how."
Feng chuckled lightly and waved his hand dismissively. "Relax, metal man. I'm not your enemy. Let's just say… where I'm from, your lives are pretty well-documented. Comics, shows, movies—the whole deal."
Garfield's eyes lit up. "Wait… movies? Are we, like, famous actors? Who plays me? Please tell me it's someone cool."
Feng smirked. "Let's just say… your live-action counterpart is debatable."
Victor sighed. "Okay, okay. Enough banter. Feng, if you know so much about us, then you also know the kind of danger we deal with on a daily basis. What's your deal? You mentioned pulling us into some… world with zombies and creepers? You some kind of meta-human, or are you packing alien tech?"
"Wait are we just going to brush past the fact that we are fictional characters?!" Raven suddenly asked.
"Well,let me ask you a question, Do you know who Azatoth is" Feng said with a slightly teasing smile.