Dairy of a One-Legged Prostitute

So, here's the thing about being a one-legged prostitute: it definitely weeds out the timewasters.

The neon lights of Soho cast a lurid glow on the rain-slicked streets. It's a Tuesday night, and the air smells like cheap perfume and desperation. I lean against the doorway of my favorite coffee shop, "The Daily Grind," now more ironic than inviting, given my current profession. The aroma of coffee is replaced by the lingering scent of stale beer and hurried encounters.

I'm Lila, and yes, I hop. I lost my leg in a rather unfortunate bus accident when I was 18. Ironic, really, considering I now make my living using the remaining one. "The Tri-ped," as my clients call me.

Tonight, I'm waiting for a new client, Mr. Henderson. According to Simon, my best friend and confidant, Mr. Henderson is a nervous accountant looking for an "experience." I pull out my phone, check the time, and adjust my skirt, wondering if he'll be more interested in the leg he can see or the one he can't.

A black car pulls up, and a middle-aged man with anxious eyes steps out. He fidgets with his tie and glances around nervously. Time to put on the charm. I push myself off the doorframe and hobble towards him, a practiced smile plastered on my face.

"Mr. Henderson? Welcome to my world."

He looks me up and down, his eyes lingering just a moment too long on my prosthetic leg before darting back to my face. "Uh… hi," he stammers.

I extend my hand in greeting, feeling the warmth of his clammy palm against mine. "Let's go somewhere more private."

As we walk toward the nearby hotel—one that offers hourly rates and questionable hygiene—I can't help but think about how absurd this all is. Here I am, leading a man into a room where he'll pay me for intimacy while pretending that everything is perfectly normal.

(To the reader) People often ask how I do this—how I can separate myself from the work. Honestly? It's like any other job. You put on a mask, play a role, and try to make the best of it. The only difference is my mask involves a lot less clothing and a lot more imagination.

Inside the hotel lobby, Mr. Henderson glances around like he's afraid someone might recognize him. Poor guy probably thinks this is some sort of secret society for wayward souls seeking solace in each other's arms—or something equally dramatic.

We take the elevator to the third floor in silence; it's awkward enough that I feel compelled to break it.

"So, what brings you here tonight?"

He shifts uncomfortably as if he's just realized he's about to pay for sex with someone who has an actual disability. "Just… wanted to try something different," he replies weakly.

"Different? You mean like ordering pineapple on pizza?" I quip with a grin.

He chuckles nervously, and for a moment, his tension eases. Good; humor is my secret weapon in these situations.

We reach our floor and step out into the dimly lit corridor. As we approach Room 312, I can hear muffled sounds from other rooms—laughter mixed with moans—a reminder that this is just another night in this city of secrets.

I unlock the door with practiced ease and step inside first, gesturing for him to follow. The room is small but cozy enough; dim lighting casts soft shadows on the walls adorned with questionable art choices—think abstract paintings that look like they were created during an existential crisis.

"Make yourself comfortable," I say as I toss my bag onto the bed and turn to face him.

He stands awkwardly by the doorframe, hands shoved deep into his pockets as if trying to hide from himself. "Uh… what do we do now?"

I take a step closer, allowing my confidence to shine through like a beacon in this sea of uncertainty. "Well, Mr. Henderson," I say playfully, "the first rule of our little rendezvous is simple: no judgment."

He blinks at me as if trying to process what that means. "No judgment?"

"Exactly! You can be whoever you want tonight—no labels or expectations."

I watch as his shoulders relax just slightly; maybe he's beginning to understand that this isn't just about sex—it's about connection in its rawest form.

After some hesitation, he finally nods and takes another step into the room. "Okay… let's give it a shot."

And just like that, we're off on our little adventure together—a dance between vulnerability and desire wrapped in laughter and unspoken truths.