Daily Life of A Caretaker

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"Speech"

Arc 1: The Meeting - Chapter 37

I have many options to deal with the girls trying to sneak off to begin a killing spree. Options that could easily stop the girls from causing more problems because no matter how Ghost explained that the Boss wouldn't punish me for failing to complete the mini-tasks. It does not mean there won't be any chain reactions; bad ones would still occur if I failed to complete the mini-tasks. After all, there must be a reason why the Boss would make these mini-tasks a thing.

Therefore, I did what I thought best and used the Perfect Timing to help me lower the list of options until I reached the point of picking two options.

One: Face them head-on, aka fight them.

That is shockingly an option for me to take, but Perfect Timing says I can fight. But, the thing is, I know that by fighting. Perfect Timing meant having the chance to fight them to stall time until morning arrived. Not win against them. It was just delaying the girls until the mini-task was completed.

However, that would be stupid to take this course of action. Instead, the second option is more workable and much safer for the girls and me. Especially for me. I might end up dead if I face the girls alone, with the godlike assassin Yor and Takamine being able to instantly skip the cause and affect the effects.

So the second option just happens to be something I don't think I would use for a long time, as the first time was purely by accident, through the power of Lucky Pervert and Perfect Timing. I've managed to stop the girls the entire night. I could have done the whole Ratio Technique sex thing, but the girls weren't in the mood, nor would they allow me to touch them if they knew my plans.

Forget having sex with them. I wouldn't be able to touch them if they got serious and moved faster than I could react.

So Lucky Perverted was my answer.

Overall, I got more injuries from falling all over the place as I managed to take them down through accidental sex. But it paid off, and now the mini-task was completed. I got that ticket for a heavenly massage. I've discovered it is somewhat of a scam. It doesn't allow me to experience it slowly or whatever. Instead, my body just gets the end results and feels my body very refreshed, like I had used Zetsu for an entire year nonstop.

Anyway, I've received today's two godlike items, and I think the Boss was going through a marathon of watching Jujutsu Kaisen because one of them is called the Knife of the Disgraced One.

It's basically a recreated physical form of a knife that contains Ryomen Sukuna's Jujutsu: Dismantle and Cleave.

Dismantle: Sukuna's default slashing attack. It is normally used for inanimate objects. However, it can be used against cursed spirits to great effectiveness.

Cleave: A slashing attack that adjusted itself depending on the target's toughness and cursed energy level for cutting them down in one fell swoop.

So the Knife of the Disgraced One is another knife for me to wield as a weapon. Deadlier than any knives I could get due to how powerful the two abilities are. Talk about having one knife meant for somewhat healing and another to kill.

Either way, the Old Ways became excited upon seeing the Knife of the Disgraced One, and I could feel the bloodlust the cheat was emitting deep within me. The eagerness to try out the deadly knife at a killing spree.

If that wasn't enough, I don't know why, but I won't question it along with the Knife of the Disgraced One. Among the other godlike items, Malevolent Shrine, the Domain Expansion used by Sukuna is included.

It's linked to the Knife of the Disgraced One and merged with my mindscape. Of course, I can still use the Ten Shadows Technique's Domain Expansion. Still, I can't believe I have two Domain Expansions, even if one is technically in the form of godlike items while the other is a formless cheat.

So, the environment of Sukuna's Domain Expansion takes the form of a Buddhist shrine that has been disfigured to enshrine a demon such as Sukuna himself. The shrine has horns on the roof, skulls hanging at each of the corners of the roof, mouths coming out of each side of it, and is surrounded with bull-shaped skulls.

Like the original, Malevolent Shrine contains its actual canon effects and some add-ons, thanks to the Boss. One of the new features is to directly manifest this Domain Expansion into the enemy's mindscape to cause more harm to the enemy spiritually.

Anyway, the girls are pouting right now after realizing why I kept on stopping them from leaving by having accidental sex with them, mainly because they can't use the Heavenly Massage One Time Ticket themselves.

I guess they had tried it before and loved the experience. So they really want the ticket but can't use it.

Anywho, breakfast is over with and I satisfied the girls' sexual needs. Accidents at first, then finished them off with the Ratio Technique, which I love more than my other cheats. As this might be the best effective cheat to beat the girls, even if it technically beats them in sex and require other cheats like Lucky Pervert to catch the girls. Still a win for me.

Now, that's out of the way. The girls are taking a bath in the underground artificial hot spring. Talk about living the luxury lifestyle in a tiny home. Yet, it doesn't change the fact the girls are still sad they can't use the ticket for the heavenly massage.

"Any new mini-task for today, or I'm good for the time being?" I ask Ghost, debating if I should complete all these mini-tasks.

"A new one just came in. Third mini-task: Take over the country, Tristain. Reward: One Day in Paradise." Ghost reported. "The Boss has also informed me this is a mini-task you can put on the side or not do at all."

"Uh huh." I look at Ghost with a deadpan, then grab my hat from the side and smack it on the ground to release some frustration before picking it up, patting the dust off, and placing it back on the table next to me. "The girls might do this mini-task for the hell of it."

"Caretaker, I find it somewhat interesting to learn how, unlike others, would freak out upon being tasked to take over a country. But you seem to accept it as normal. How come?" Ghost asks me, making me raise an eyebrow.

"If the Boss had given you about my background, then you should know that I'm anything but like the others." I frown at how depressing that sound more than it should be, even if it's the truth. If anything, I can consider myself both crazy and not crazy. I can act 'normal' if I must and act 'crazy' if the situation demands it.

"The Boss has only given me a small amount of information about you, Caretaker." Ghost replied in a monotone.

"I see." I rub my chin, "Any other mini-task, or it's just this third one?"

"For the time being. The Boss makes no more mini-tasks. So, Caretaker, you can do whatever you want until then." Ghost answered.

"So there is no mini-task today?" Takamine emerged from the underground with a wet towel wrapped around her body. Water dipped with each step she took as she walked over to me.

"There is one." I repeated what the third task was to Takamine.

"Oh, I think Yor or Nyarla would love to do that. I'm messing around with the crowd more than taking it over." Takamine unwrapped the towel over her body and began wiping her wet hair, allowing me to see her semi-wet naked body. "Are you planning on doing it, Jin? I don't mind helping you out if that's the case."

"Not really. I'm not the whole conquest type of thing." I snap my fingers to create a gap above Takamine to drop another dry towel for her to use. "Also, dry yourself completely before walking around the house."

"And you're not one bit bothered about me walking naked?" Takamine thrust her chest out, showing off her goods and causing the towel to nearly fall off her.

"You, Nyarla, and Yor have already done that before." I said dryly, causing Takamine to snort.

"That and you have seen us naked plenty of times." Takamine poked me on the nose. "If anything, you should be bothered by seeing my beautiful naked body and become horny in a matter of seconds."

"I mean, I have a boner, but I'm not going to act like a dog on heat." I wonder if Takamine is the one that became horny after coming from the hot spring.

"Yeah, tell that to yourself when you had sex with my sisters and me daily." Takamine continues to poke me in the nose.

"So you're saying you would be able to sleep perfectly fine without sex?" I raise an eyebrow at Takamine, who pauses for a moment. I could tell she was really thinking about this hard.

"If it was before meeting you. I would say yes, but after what you have done to my body and my sisters too. It's impossible for us to sleep without having sex with you." Takamine narrowed her eyes. "Quite honestly, you made things difficult for my sisters and me. More than you've realized."

"You say it's a bad thing." I pull Takamine into my arms, placing her on my lap, and I can feel her soft skin, where she is still a little wet.

"I never did." Takamine leans in gives me a kiss on the lip. "Now fuck me before Nyarla and Yor come up."

"Don't tell me you came before your sisters could just to have a head start for sex?" I look at Takamine in disbelief, then glance outside where it's sunny.

"Yes." Takamine didn't deny it. "I want you in me, and don't try to finish everything so quickly. So fuck me until I can't move my legs for a while."

"Right..." I sweatdrop, as I feel like I'm even less of a caretaker and more of a gigolo again. "Are you sure you want sex after coming from the hot spring? I don't mind having sex, but do you want to clean up yourself again before we leave to meet up with the natives?"

"Hm. Good point." Takamine nods, "Fine, no sex for now. But, you'll help me put my clothes on for me." She pats me on the cheek, grinning when she sees me staring at her breasts. "Feeling regret in not having sex with me?"

"Somewhat, but we got things to do today, and I rather not stay all day indoors to have sex nonstop." I replied, "And before you argue about how I should be happy to have sex with you girls for the entire day. We always have enough time to have sex. So there is no hurry for us to have sex right away."

"Whatever, just help me dress up. I'm feeling a little lazy in doing it myself." Takamine got up and sat next to me. "I feel like wearing something more on a darker shade theme. Come on, get a move on. I want to be fully clothed before my sisters appear."

"I got it." I suppress the urge to roll my eyes.

Crazy voices, contact the Boss if possible; the following incoming godlike items would be something to make my life more relaxing. I mean, it's great to have godlike items to make my future fights a breeze, but I have too many of those by now and wish for something that would make me more relaxed.

Sure, I got that ticket for the heavenly massage, but that is a one-time thing, and I rather not find out the aftermath of using it. This led to me becoming more stir-crazy and stressed out due to not being able to enjoy the heavenly massage again since I have no clue when the next time I would get this ticket.

So guys, send some ideas to the Boss for future godlike items that would help me relax more, even if it is just for a few minutes while waiting on the girls to get ready.