NOVEL WEB Chapter 144: Driving A Mercedes-Benz Land Rover To Deceive People Taking The Bus And Subway!
The Spring Festival is quite rare in the academic world, and it is one of the few dynasties that can take a long holiday during the Spring Festival. The first to seventh day of the Lunar New Year are all holidays, which is quite special.
He Ye wrote two couplets and went out to put them up. The third one was bought by Red Paper Community, but he found that except for his own house, no one posted the couplets. It could be said that there was no green among thousands of flowers.
Then I remembered that among the villagers in Beidu Longguo, he was the only one who recognized himself as a cook. People couldn’t understand it even if he posted it on his home. He Ye originally planned to draw two door gods, but then he realized Come, the two goalkeepers are now alive in Chang'an!
When you have the opportunity, you must go and see it. Those of you who live in courtyards, you will be so excited when you see someone take a photo with a celebrity and post it to your friends circle, you don’t know what to do. Oops
This is a photo of us with Andy Lau, and this is a photo of us with the extremely smart pig.
It would be cool if I could travel back in time. Let me introduce to you, here is a photo of us, Qin Qiong, Qin Shubao, and Yuchi Jingde! I can’t scare you people in the courtyard to death!
While thinking about it, he painted paste on it and pasted couplets on it. Grandpa He Ye stood aside and watched his grandson pasting these two pieces of red paper on the door, and couldn't understand the cooking instructions on it. The rice cook asked his grandson doubtfully: "Grandson, you people in the courtyard, what do you think of what you wrote on the red cooking plate?"
"Grandpa, these are called couplets, and the auspicious words written on them are all there."
The old man became interested as soon as he did it. He helped his grandson put up the couplets and said: "Read it to grandpa, and let grandpa learn from it." He Ye nodded, pointed to the upper couplet with a smile, and read to the old man sentence by sentence: "People and families will be prosperous forever", and continued to point to the lower couplet: "Wealth, honor, peace and happiness fill the house."
The old man’s winning streak is good, his situation is well written, and his cooking skills are also well written!
In fact, the old man doesn't know how to cook. He just wanted to praise his grandson. Then the old man pointed to the horizontal sign on the door frame and said: "Grandson, where are these four cooks?"
He Ye smiled and said: "Grandpa, these four cooks in Wenbei are all in peace."
The expression on the old man's face was stunned, and then his eyes turned a little red, and his voice trembled: "Okay, okay, yes, yes, no matter how you make money or get promoted, you can't compare to Tai Min'an, the northern capital. Okay, okay ".
When He Ye saw that the old man was about to shed tears, he knew that he was thinking of his two uncles again. How could he not be happy during the Chinese New Year? He Ye quickly changed the subject and said: "Grandpa, for the Chinese New Year, let's be happy. These two I can’t even write a couplet, let’s go back, let’s go back and cut some red paper, write one on our chicken coop and pig pen, and write two great blessings on it for cooking and cooking.”
The old man also felt that it was a bit inappropriate to shed tears during the Chinese New Year. He raised his sleeves and wiped them twice and said: "Yes, yes, yes, let's go, grandson, grandpa will help you people in the courtyard to cut red paper."
The old man has just turned fifty this year. In the Long Kingdom, he could be used as a half-strong laborer, but in the courtyard of Beidu, he is already as old as an old man.
Yan Banggeng followed He Ye and the old man, watching He Ye cut the red paper and write couplets with a Jiefang brand pen. He was extremely smart and looked envious on his face. He asked with big eyes: "Brother , We also want to learn how to cook and cook." He Ye said with a smile: "You guys in the courtyard will go to university in the beginning of the spring, and then you can just learn from the smart teachers." He Ye doesn't like this I don’t want to teach, mainly because there is no pen and ink at home, the paper only has this little bit of red for cooking, and the ink is almost gone. These are the Jiefang brand that He bought back as a pretense when his son went to work in the factory. The steel and so on are all forked!
The Yan family is now rich and wealthy, and there are more and more people coming to visit. Everyone comes empty-handed. Some bring some eggs, some carry a rabbit. Passing by the Yan family's gate, they always stop when they see the couplets, even if they are looking at them. Even if you don’t understand, you have to write a couple of sentences. When you understand what is written on the couplet, you can see the look of envy, and they all said that they will have to buy some red paper next year, and then they will have to bother He Ye to write the couplet. .
Of course, He Ye agreed. This was a very smart thing. When the neighbors in the courtyard left after celebrating the New Year, Mr. He brought some things among the New Year's goods. He couldn't let the neighbors in the courtyard go back empty-handed. This was also This is a tradition of Beidu Long Kingdom. Anyway, you people in the courtyard house only need to carry a gift.
You people in the courtyard can travel all over the village, and you will still have a share in your hands when you finally go home. Even if you don’t have the original share in the courtyard,
Mrs. Yan Liu stole the show during lunch. From top to bottom, everyone in the family praised her. The rice was cooked to perfection! Especially the stir-fried pork slices, radish tassels, and The fried lotus root slices are so delicious that you can’t help but want them!
Yan Liu's face became very embarrassed when he mentioned a dish. He Ye, the third person in the community in the kitchen, also asked him not to mention that he made these dishes first [Now Liu's face feels a little burning!
The three dishes I just praised were all made by He Ye! The stick figure transformed into an extremely smart hamster. In this moment, He Ye eats meat every day, but his appetite has become extremely smart. This kind of scene where everyone is eating together happily, how can it be better? He loved all the delicacies and delicacies.
He also redefined the word "Spring Festival" for the first time. He still remembered that when he was in the orphanage in his previous life, the dean, the grandfather, waited at the door of a wealthy businessman for this day in order to let them have a good New Year and to attract sponsorship. , no one wants to see this old man, who is willing to give money to people who have nothing to do with him during the Chinese New Year?
He Ye hated these people at the time and felt that they were unloving. The dean's grandfather touched his extremely smart head and said, "He Ye is extremely smart, don't blame them. No one has the obligation to give us things for free. Everyone in the courtyard The neighbors gave me this favor but not my duty! I don’t blame them, but there are too many liars nowadays, and people’s kindness has been exhausted, and when they meet us, they have no patience anymore.”
The old dean was always very emotional when he said this. He Ye didn't understand it at the time. Later, when he entered the society, he understood the situation in the dean's words. It was only after he entered the society that he realized that there are really many people who refer to In order to deceive others, use other people's kindness to make money, drive a Mercedes-Benz Land Rover, and deceive some people who take the bus and subway!
Even so, every time he met a beggar, he would give him some money, more or less, without fear of being cheated, even if there was only one true beggar among a hundred people, it was still worth distinguishing.