Cosmic Big Boss

Chapter 974
Ruan Xiaoqi clasped his fists and said, "Ruan Xiaoqi, because of his rich background, he was given a nickname, and he wears fine clothes and lewd clothes (wears gold and silver)"

"Disrespect, disrespect!" Wang Hao replied: "My lord, Wang Xiaobai, because he knows how to teach Buddhism, so he was given the nickname, breasts to stretch out his palm (Tathagata palm)"

"Puchi..."

Everyone in the audience sprayed again, and really didn't know what to say to these two shameless people.

Call them nasty! ?
But this literary skill is really admirable!

Say they have culture! ?

This is a bit too obscene!

Xiaobai angrily took out his small notebook, and wrote on it a certain year and month, Wang Hao wanted to compensate 10 tons of carrots for ruining Xiaobai's reputation.

Ruan Xiaoqi's face changed slightly, and he realized that he had really met his opponent.

Wang Hao carefully looked at Ruan Xiaoqi, and felt a kind of pressure that he had never seen before.

Xiao Zilong couldn't stand it anymore, and clasped his fists together and said, "Girl, if we compare literature, we don't think anyone here can meet Miss Kexin's standard. I wonder if there are other comparisons!?"

Qin Jiutian nodded and said: "Miss Kexin is looking for a partner to accompany her on the road to heaven. This must be based on strength, not someone to chat with, so let's compare it!"

Zheng Xige agreed: "As long as Ms. Kexin takes me to the road to the sky, then I promise to listen to Ms. Kexin's words along the way and never act alone."

As soon as the words fell, everyone in the audience shouted.

"I really don't understand, why do you have to have a literary background?!"

"No, this is not Miss Kexin's blind date with Wen, what kind of literary skills are you looking at!?"

"Most educated people these days are gentle scum, it's better for us to go straight, safe!"

"It makes sense, if you want me to say, it's better to do it directly and choose the strongest!"

"I think Zheng Xige is right. As long as Ms. Kexin takes us there, we promise to be obedient."

"That's right, the road to Tongtian is to find opportunities, what kind of literary skills are you looking at!?"

"........."

The maid sighed. She had told Kexin long ago that it was as difficult as heaven to find someone with literary skills among these big bosses.

It's a pity that her young lady insisted on finding someone educated, which made her very helpless.

"Don't beep beep if you don't have the skills, who said that no one can meet Miss Kexin's standard!? Isn't Brother Wang and I human!?" Ruan Xiaoqi gave everyone present a contemptuous look.

Wang Hao nodded again and again, expressing his full agreement.

Qin Jiutian said coldly: "Ruan Xiaoqi, Miss Kexin is looking for a cultural person, not a shameless rascal like you."

"Who do you call a shameless hooligan!?"

Ruan Xiaoqi's expression turned cold in an instant, and he was surrounded by breath, obviously ready to make a move.

"Just say you are a shameless hooligan!? Do you still want to fight with me!?" Qin Jiutian smiled contemptuously, and an extremely terrifying aura surrounded him.

Wang Hao looked at Ruan Xiaoqi and Qin Jiutian with interest, and found that both of them had reached the Heaven-level Master of the Universe, and judging from their annual rings, neither of them was more than a thousand years old.

Although the age of a thousand years is very young for a practitioner of the multiverse, for him, it is definitely an old man.

Xiaobai curled his lips and said, "I'm ashamed to say that I'm a genius even with this kind of guy!? It's true that there are no rabbits in the mountains, and the tiger is the king!"

Wang Hao rolled his eyes, he was defeated by this narcissistic rabbit.

The maid hurriedly shouted: "You two, please stop. My lady said that as long as someone can write a poem describing the scenery, he will be considered as having passed the first test."

"first round!?"

Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment. Could it be that there are still several levels below! ?
The maid quickly said: "The partner my lady is looking for is a person with both civil and military skills, so the first test is a competition of literature, the second test is a competition of personal talent, and the third test is a competition of martial arts. As long as someone can pass the test, then they can compete with my lady." Go to the road to heaven to find opportunities."

"My goodness!"

There was a burst of wailing from the audience. They still had some hope in the next two levels, but the first level was Biwen, which really made things difficult for them!
Ruan Xiaoqi smiled and said: "This young master is the best at describing the verses of the scenery. Listen carefully, everyone. The winding path leads to a secluded place, with a stream between two peaks. The spring in the cave is dripping, and the grass is luxuriant on the wall. There are water fish that are difficult to raise, and there is no forest for birds to live on their own. Poor square inch, how many people are fascinated by the world!"

The faces of all the people in the audience were very strange. The scenery described in this poem is very beautiful.

But from Ruan Xiaoqi's mouth, why is it so obscene! ?
"Good poem, good poem..." Wang Hao applauded again and again: "Since brother Ruan has come up with a song, then it's my turn to make a fool of myself."

Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes lit up, and he said softly, "Brother Wang, please!"

Wang Hao pretended to take two steps, then shook his head and said: "Crying pain, old uncle, dizzy, small orifice, flowing water, being pinched, tinkering, fine seams, numb hands, sucking yang, below the knees, short and long, I'm adding !"

Everyone in the audience was dumbfounded for a moment, this Ruan Xiaoqi can barely be regarded as a poem describing the scenery, but this Wang Xiaobai is too blatant! ?
"Dirty!"

Xiao Zilong said angrily: "I see that this kind of shameless person should be kicked out. It would be an insult to us to have him around."

"Get out, get out..."

Everyone in the audience seconded the proposal one after another and unanimously demanded that Wang Hao be kicked out.

Ruan Xiaoqi pulled Wang Hao, and said in a low voice: "Brother Wang, you should change another poem! Although this poem is very artistic, it is not right for the title!"

"I thought I found a confidant, but who knows..."

Wang Hao sighed in disappointment, jumped to the front of a wall, and then took out the Juggernaut Sword and danced it quickly.

"call out……"

Immediately, there was a sharp sound of breaking the wind, and one after another of gloomy sword lights flashed across everyone's eyes.

Everyone in the audience frowned, wondering what the hell Wang Xiaobai was doing.

After a while, Wang Hao stopped the sword in his hand, and then blew lightly against the wall.

"Wow wow..."

In the next second, the debris on the wall slowly fell, and dozens of powerful characters with iron and silver hooks appeared on it.

Withered vines, old trees and crows, small bridges and flowing water, people on the ancient road, westerly wind and thin horses.Sunset, heartbroken people in the horizon.

At this moment, everyone in the audience was completely stunned. Good guy, it turns out that this poem can be interpreted in this way, which is much, much higher than Ruan Xiaoqi's poem in terms of artistic conception and force.

Ruan Xiaoqi was dumbfounded, feeling that he had not met an opponent, but a senior expert.

Wang Hao sighed and said, "I'm often out of tune with you because I'm not perverted enough. Today I finally verified this point. It's such a good poem, but you can think it's so obscene. It's not a pervert..."

　Thanks: [囍↗↖] [Holding the ╮ Zuo Shou] [Xinxin] [<Grand Mo Xiao>] [Sun Zhipeng] [Grandpa] [Don’t know] [Fan Yu] [SmokeGhost] [Fu Welding Ι Wen Ye] [ Huang Hao] [? M.] [Ning Hao? 】【Xi Xian】【Swimming fish don't know the heart of water】【叆】Give a reward! ! !
　　
　
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