Chapter 1: Knife 2 times at the beginning
In the brightly lit interrogation room, a man sat in the prisoner's position with his legs crossed, a lazy and cynical smile on his face, and his hands were handcuffed to the armrests of the chair with strange shapes, calmly.
"What do you want?!"
"You have become Xiaohei twenty-eight times!"
"You have been killed by Xiao Hei one hundred and seventy-two times!"
Deafening sounds came from all directions. Tang Muqing frowned impatiently, with a coldness in his voice, "You have disturbed my ears."
The voice paused, and then roared in an even more irritable tone: "You still have the nerve to say that! Are we, the Traveler Time and Space Administration, a place where you can come and leave whenever you want?!"
Two hundred times!
This man has been reborn two hundred times!
Every time, he is seeking death. After opening his eyes and figuring out his situation, he will either hit the winery or hit Conan directly, no matter how hard he lives!
Can't we learn from our predecessors who struggled to survive and worked hard? !
Listening to the harsh sounds coming from around him, Tang Muqing frowned and said in a cold voice, "Do you still have the nerve to say it?"
Tang Muqing didn't wait to be yelled at again, and started counting with his fingers, "The first time he traveled through time, he was a poor student who had to work ten jobs a day to survive. The second time, he was a poor student with a debt of ten figures. The third time, he was a poor student who had to work ten jobs a day. The first time was the social beast of 007, and the fourth time was the illegitimate son of a murderer living in exile. Even if it is the illegitimate son of a rich man, I will accept it..."
Someone else's chosen son, he starts in hell?
He was crazy enough to continue!
He, Tang Muqing.
Before time travel, he was a genuine and overbearing president. He worked four days a week and spent the remaining three days having fun and drinking. First, he didn't PUA employees to work overtime, and second, he didn't deduct employee holidays. Even though he was a little extravagant, he was never a scumbag.
Thinking of this, Tang Muqing raised his head and looked at the camera in front of him, and asked sincerely, "What evil have I done that I can go to work in the world of Kexue after being killed by you while sleeping?!"
Conan! work to earn a living!
He's not Fang Guling, what kind of eighth job is he doing?
A ray of white light came from nowhere, and he struggled to produce a kaomoji representing anger on the white light, "You have turned into gray now, what else can you do if you don't go to Kexue World?"
Tang Muqing paused for a moment, thought carefully before hesitatingly said, "Tevat? Train crew?"
There should be an acquaintance there, if he goes...
The show-off continues to the end, holding the thigh and eating until death, teasing the beauty!
"That place doesn't talk about science, and you will die faster." Bai Guang was unmoved and said nonsense seriously: "You must go to Kexue World!"
"Is Ke Xue's world talking about science?" Tang Muqing couldn't believe it. He couldn't help but stretched out his hand and patted the white light hard. "You tell me how scientific it is to be covered in black?! You tell me how scientific it is to save the world through football?!"
Boss Ba also knows how to watch anime, okay? !
Think he's a fool?
"You have to go even if you don't want to!" Bai Guang went completely crazy, swishing up into the air, crawling darkly on the wall like a roar, his voice was crazy, "You have to go!"
Tang Muqing's pupils trembled, and he leaned back as if he was a little disgusted, "Calm down."
Not serious.
This time and space administration is not serious.
"How can I be calm! You are the only one who has died two hundred times among so many time travels! After-sales service will also be tiring!" The white light is like an abandoned resentful woman, and like Sadako crawling out of the TV, on the wall Twisted and crawling, "Must go!"
"Can't you let me be reincarnated?" Tang Muqing sighed softly for a while, and tentatively made a suggestion, "I inherited the family business when I was young and worked hard for decades. I died when I died, but at least I died a little easier..."
I feel sad when I think about it. I don’t know who is the person who said that the life of a boss is to eat, drink, have fun and spend a lot of money on beauties. He works overtime every day and finally has some leisure time. He has been idle for less than two years...
"No!" Bai Guang continued to crawl in the dark, twisting his body and rolling on the wall, occasionally twisting into an S and sometimes twisting into an M, looking like he was going crazy, "We must go!"
"Why does it have to be me..." Tang Muqing squinted his eyes, leaned back on the chair and sighed softly, with a strange glimmer in his light brown eyes.
Hearing this, Bai Guang became furious instantly. Like a man, he tried hard to pull off a little bit of Bai Guang from his head and roared crazily, "Two hundred times! Knife yourself two hundred times!"
"I will not rest in peace until I send you to the world of Kexue!!!"
Tang Muqing:...
Blame him?
"Should I go?" A glimmer of light flashed in Tang Muqing's eyes, and he chuckled and said, "Would I rather die than surrender?"
Bai Guang stopped crawling in the dark for an instant and moved to Tang Muqing with a sad expression on his face, "As long as you go, I will agree to any conditions, but the system does not allow it."
Hearing this, Tang Muqing raised his eyebrows.
He pondered for a moment and asked softly, "Why is there no system?"
Who doesn’t want goldfinger?
"It exploded! It all exploded!" Bai Guang became furious again, shook his head wildly, and banged his chest, "Everything exploded!!!"
Tang Muqing:...
Good food, this Space and Time Administration has a la carte.
"Then..." Tang Muqing thought for a moment and looked down at his handcuffed wrists, "Without father or mother, he is powerful and rich."
Bai Guang was silent for a moment, as if it was a bit difficult to understand, "Are you serious? You were powerful and rich before time travel, but you don't want to change after time travel?"
"I don't want to." Tang Muqing smiled slowly, his voice gentle but firm, "I'm not here to work, I want to enjoy my retirement."
Hehe, what can he do if he has no money?
Does working eight jobs a day make you lose your soul?
"Okay." Bai Guang calmed down, and after hesitating for a long time, he couldn't help asking softly, "Then you won't commit suicide this time?"
"No." Tang Muqing squinted his eyes and smiled with crooked eyebrows. He didn't show the madness of having stabbed himself two hundred times. "Ke Xue's world is also quite suitable for retirement."
The main plot will not be completed until the winery is destroyed, and time seems to have stood still, waiting for the protagonist to destroy the winery on behalf of justice.
As long as he doesn't die, he will always be young and rich.
The handsome men and beautiful women who spend a lot of time and drink are all his! ! !
Even if you die...
It's okay, even if Ke Xue World dies, he will die quickly, so it's not a loss!
Baiguang:......
This is the first time I heard that Kexue World is suitable for retirement...
Bai Guang timidly looked at Tang Muqing, feeling that he had been tricked, but...
"Are you really not looking for death?" Bai Guang asked in a low voice, his voice full of uncertainty, "I have been in the Space-Time Management Bureau for so many years, and I have dealt with ten consecutive unlucky eggs, poisonous breasts, pert-butt little crows, and I am still a headache. once……"
At this point, Bai Guang paused, and his tone suddenly turned sad, "This is the first time I've met a ruthless person like you who has killed himself two hundred times in the beginning."
Do you really think this is a game, and you will start over again if you don’t find a satisfactory identity randomly? !
"Ha, you are short-sighted." Tang Muqing smiled softly and looked at the white light in front of him playfully, "Good boy, let me travel through time again."
PS: Non-male oriented cool stories, no harem, no CP, daily stories, no logic and fun stories, please be careful before entering, the protagonist is 99% evil.