Chat Group: Starting by Swapping Bodies with Elysia?

Having been shown up twice in a row, Elysia was finally furious… or rather, she seemed to have been perpetually furious.

But it didn't matter. This time, she was most furious. Miss Pink Fat Woman felt that if she didn't teach this bad guy a lesson, who knew what strange things he might do when she wasn't around.

If he dared to jump into other girls' bodies today, tomorrow he might do something even more outrageous! How could she tolerate this?

With this thought in mind, the furious Elysia dragged Jiang Qiao into a deserted corner, pressed him against the wall, and kissed him fiercely.

The pink "snake" pried open his teeth, exploring without restraint. The girl's ample bosom pressed tightly against him, leaving visible marks from the relentless force. His heart pounded faster than usual. The greedy Miss Pink Fairy "captured" her not-so-obedient counterpart, letting saliva flow freely—it was said that in the animal kingdom, many animals would mark their territory with urine to assert dominance over intruders.

Miss Pink Fat Woman didn't have such strange fetishes, and that kind of thing was too… dirty, wasn't it? Even if he was a bad guy, Elysia couldn't bring herself to retaliate like that… and it was truly embarrassing.

But while she didn't have that kind of juice, she had plenty of saliva.

You like tea so much?! Then I'll give you some "beautiful girl flavored tea," straight from the source, until you're full! Until you can't drink another drop!

The mischievous fairy "tormented" Jiang Qiao like this. The feeling of dominance, of being able to do as she pleased, made her breath heavy, her actions becoming bolder and more unrestrained.

—Fortunately, after a long time, Jiang Qiao's power had grown somewhat. Although he still couldn't control the "random swap" characteristic, and even the "active swap" method remained unchanged, he now had some control over the latter, such as… controlling whether to actively swap.

Otherwise, this ability would be too chaotic. Being able to swap with just a touch seemed too casual, and in certain situations, it would become quite… how should she put it, inconvenient.

However—Elysia, excitedly pouring "tea" down his throat, soon discovered a problem…

That was, her "tea" was "limited edition."

Even though they were intertwined, constantly pouring into him, Elysia soon felt a bit dry.

After a moment of hesitation, Miss Fat Woman came up with a solution—Hmph, you've had enough tea, right? Then it's my turn to quench my thirst!

She latched on and—Suck!

Gulp… gulp… A lump occasionally appeared on her fair neck as Elysia "drank" deeply, her eyes closing in satisfaction, and then… as she continued sucking, she suddenly felt something was wrong.

Wait, why does this bad guy have so much "tea"?!

If Elysia's "tea" was a small puddle, then Jiang Qiao's was practically a stream, flowing endlessly, incredibly thirst-quenching, and more importantly… it tasted sweet! It was like actually drinking tea.

And because of the added "hormonal" ingredients, as a girl, subconsciously aroused by this, Elysia felt increasingly addicted, her head feeling light and fuzzy. So comfortable…

"Hic…"

When she finally came to her senses, Elysia noticed her slightly bulging belly… full and round, with a "beauty" of having drunk too much water.

Moving slightly, she felt a strange sensation rising in her throat.

Now, how could Elysia not realize the problem? She stared at Jiang Qiao with wide eyes, as if asking—What did you do?

"Just a little 'adjustment'," Jiang Qiao stated calmly. Seeing Elysia sucking so enthusiastically, he assumed she was thirsty, so he squeezed out some water from his own body, along with some fat and starch synthesized into sugars, plus male hormones from his lower region, carbon dioxide, and even some "dopamine" from his brain.

Mixed with various ingredients and adjusted with Herrscher-level computational power, the result was the "tea" Elysia enjoyed so much.

Sugar could promote dopamine, and those happy factors belonging to [Jiang Qiao] could also bring about pleasant emotions. Hormones could also please Elysia's body, creating a sensation similar to the pleasure of "mating."

See, how easily satisfied the body's impulses were.

"Huh—" Elysia glared at him, annoyed—I was supposed to be teaching you a lesson, but why did I end up being the one filled up?

But…

Although she wanted to be angry, she couldn't bring herself to be. Her nerves were relaxed, her body comfortable, as if she were floating in the air, light and airy, unconsciously sticking out her tongue and exhaling, her eyes slightly unfocused.

"Mmm…" Noticing something, Elysia blushed slightly, and while Jiang Qiao wasn't paying attention, she subtly pressed her thighs together, clad in black silk… Underneath her barely visible short shorts, the originally black fabric had become slightly damp.

Fortunately, Jiang Qiao walked away at this moment. He went to a nearby vending machine within the Fire Moth base, examined it for a moment, tapped it lightly, and two cans of "sweet drinks" popped out.

He tossed one to Fairy Ely, who, holding her wand, was caught off guard by the weight and stumbled slightly.

"Really, you should be gentler to a beautiful fairy," she complained, then hugged her wand, opened the can, and started gulping it down—although she looked small, Fairy Ely possessed surprising strength.

Of course—she was a ELF, after all.

Even though Fairy Ely wasn't specialized for combat, if one mistook her cuteness for weakness, they would be sorely mistaken.

Jiang Qiao also quickly replenished the lost fluids from his body with the "sweet drink."

"Say, is the drink Dummy is drinking really that good?" Fairy Ely asked curiously. She had been secretly watching, after all. If there were others present, Dummy would definitely not have dared to act so boldly, right?

Well, no—she wasn't peeking. A pure fairy like her wouldn't peek! If she looked, she would look openly. She was covering her eyes, just… the gaps between her fingers were a bit wide!

… Curious, very curious.

Although Dummy was easily fooled, to be able to make her like that… Tsk tsk.

As a continuation of Elysian Realm Elysia's data, Fairy Ely just wanted to say—I'm curious.

So…

Just a sip!

The bold Fairy Ely leaned in and took a small sip… a very small sip!

She savored the taste, then shook her head and said in her childish voice, "Average!"

"You're a ELF, after all." Jiang Qiao, wiping the moisture from his lips, wasn't bothered and replied calmly.

This drink was designed for humans—or rather, to a certain extent, specifically for [Elysia]. Every ingredient was precisely targeted towards [Elysia]'s pleasure points.

If Jiang Qiao hadn't held back, he could have made Elysia tremble with pleasure with just one sip.

Fairy Ely was different. Although she sounded like Elysia, as a ELF, she theoretically didn't possess actual female characteristics, and her physiology was completely different from a human's.

Of course—this didn't matter.

After finishing his "sweet drink," Jiang Qiao looked at Fairy Ely for a few seconds and said, "Try this."

"Gulp…"

"Mmm… Eek! Delicious! This is good!"

"More!"

"Gulp… gulp…" Fairy Ely, who is worthy of being from the same school as the fat pink lady, having tasted the flavor she liked, was now completely hooked. And because her memories came from the 50,000-year-old Elysian Realm Elysia, she was even more aggressive than Elysia—and her sucking power was on a completely different level.

The Facehugger had truly become a "facehugger," except other facehuggers injected things, while Fairy Ely, like Elysia, was a suction pump.

Fortunately, Fairy Ely's size didn't allow her to be as unrestrained as the latter.

Especially…

"What are you two doing?" Elysia, emerging from the corner with flushed cheeks, still basking in the afterglow, asked.

From her angle, she could only see Fairy Ely and Jiang Qiao close together, but couldn't see what they were actually doing. Miss Pink Fat Woman was puzzled.

Fairy Ely, quickly releasing him, said calmly, "Drinking."

She even raised the can in her hand, which seemed quite convincing.

… Drinking, and you didn't even invite me! Hmm… gulp… I can't drink anymore, forget it.

Although slightly dissatisfied, Elysia, whose belly was full, felt bloated, especially since she had to tense her muscles to prevent any "leakage." Not suspecting anything, she just glared at Jiang Qiao, without much suspicion.

After all—what threat could such a small Fairy Ely pose?

One couldn't, at least shouldn't.

Although it was something Jiang Qiao brought, Elysia had never doubted Fairy Ely—even when the little fairy had snuck into Bad Jiang Qiao's bed behind her back, Miss Pink Fat Woman hadn't been worried.

Fairy Ely, having successfully deceived her, licked her lips, savoring the remaining flavor.

Jiang Qiao remembered something and asked, "Elysia, do you want to visit that world? It's quite interesting."

Furina's afternoon tea invitation was an opportunity—taking Miss Pink Fat Woman on a trip to Teyvat would undoubtedly be very interesting. If they encountered a certain blonde idiot and an unidentified flying object, they might even have a chance for a "destined encounter."

"Eh—" Elysia was stunned, then felt a surge of happiness—Hmph, this bad guy still has me in his heart. He finally knows to invite me on a date.

And to another world… hmm, quite romantic.

But then she thought, Wait a minute—this bad guy was going to that world to have afternoon tea with another girl. Wouldn't she be torturing herself by going along?

Besides, Elysia felt incredibly bloated right now. After Kalpas's spicy barbecue and Bad Jiang Qiao's special "Elysia" tea, Miss Pink Fat Woman just wanted to say that she didn't want to move a muscle.

So…

"Forget it, I have some work to do… Let's talk about it later when I'm free." Although she was a slacker, Elysia wasn't a complete slacker. As a confidante of the small group, she also had quite a bit of work.

After careful consideration, Elysia declined.

As for worrying about Jiang Qiao taking advantage of her absence to flirt with girls in another world… hmm, the conflicted Elysia looked at Fairy Ely.

Her meaningful gaze seemed to be asking—Can I trust you again?

Previously, Miss Fat Woman had believed that Fairy Ely could keep an eye on Jiang Qiao, but the experience in Mu had left her uncertain—I asked you to watch him.

And you watched him go on stage with Eden, right?

Not only had she lost everything, but her reputation had also been tarnished—now everyone in the organization thought she was a lesbian! (Angry)

She just liked cute girls! How could that be considered being a lesbian?!

But then again—besides Fairy Ely, Elysia had no one else to trust.

Letting other women go with Jiang Qiao would be like sending them into the tiger's den!

And since she couldn't supervise him personally, the non-threatening Fairy Ely was clearly the best choice.

Even though her supervision was incredibly unreliable!

"Hee hee, I'm a professional," Fairy Ely, sensing her gaze, said, "No one can escape the eyes of a fairy from the Land of Fairy Tales!"

Your professionalism is highly questionable!

Thinking this, Elysia could only hope that Fairy Ely would be more reliable this time—and not bring back a whole battalion of beautiful girls or something.

Although she did like beautiful girls, that would be a bit too much.

Of course, Fairy Ely was also pleased.

She was quite curious about the fantasy world of Teyvat that Jiang Qiao had mentioned. After all, the "Land of Fairy Tales" was completely made up, but the place they were going to was a real magical world.

And even more exciting was—she could actually act as a "drink dispenser"!

Hee hee, savoring the taste of the special "Elysia" tea, feeling every part of her being massaged, Fairy Ely was ecstatic!