Calamity In One Punch Man World

Z City

Saitama's POV

"-And that's all from me Kuzunoha Arima. And today's news is, the incident that happened a few weeks ago, the destruction of L Ci-" I turned off the tv.

*knock* *knock*

Hmm?

I walked to the front door and opened the door.

"Ahh, you again," I said.

"Yahho! Saitama-Senpai!" The girl said.

I sighed.

A few days ago, this girl, out of nowhere came to my house. At first, I was confused "who is this girl?" but then I remembered. She was the girl that I bumped with on that day. The self-proclaimed my fan. And the reason she visited my apartment is...

A few days ago

*knock* *knock*

"Who's there?" I asked then opened the door.

"And you are...?" I asked again.

"Yahho Saitama-Senpai! it's me your fan, do you remember?" She replied.

"My fan?" I said with a confused tone.

*flashback*

"Ah! the girl that I bumped with, and? what's your reason for coming here?" I asked.

"Fufu~ as your number one fan, it's only a given that I'm curious about your daily life right?" She replied.

Number one?

"Huh? what're you talk-"

"Please Saitama-Senpai! let me do research about your daily life!" She screamed in front of my face.

"Huh?! Too close! too close!" I said panicking.

"Please senpai! I'll make you some food!" She persistently said.

"No, I can't eat some random food," I persistently replied.

"I'll make you some delicious yet healthy food that can help with your workout!" She persistently said.

"Like I said-"

"Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please"

"ARGH FI-"

Back to now

She was glancing around my room like a girl who just found a treasure that she can't let anyone have except for her.

I sighed.

"Hey, I was wondering but, how did you find out that I lived here?" I asked.

"Ah, that time, I was seeing you going inside your apartment after you did your workouts," She replied.

"Hoh, no wonder..." I said.

"..."

"..."

"Hey, didn't you know it's dangerous to go inside a stranger's house without company?" I asked.

"Don't you worry! cuz I'm with my cat today!" 

She let out her cat that's stayed in her bag.

"Meow~"

"His name is Nyan btw," She said.

"How can a ca-"

"And also..." She paused and looked at me with a serious face. Then continue, "I know you're not that kind of person," She said smiling.

"..."

I scratched my head and sighed.

"I guess you're right," I said.

Just like that, she begins with her research.

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"Hey Saitama-Senpai," She called.

"Huh?" 

"Why are you using your Hero outfit inside your apartment? aren't you hot?" She asked.

"Mind your own business," I said, ending the conversation.

"..."

 

"Hey Saitama-Senpai," She called again.

"What,"

"Where is your hair go? wasn't it there a few weeks ago?" She asked.

"..."

"Saitama-Senpai?... ah, so that was a wig that you used a few weeks ago," She said clapping her hand with a surprised face.

"I AM BALD SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!" I screamed.

"..."

"..."

 

"Saitama-Senpai?" 

"NOW WHAT'S?!" I screamed.

"Girls... didn't like bald people..."

"Are you picking up a fight?"

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A few hours later

"Saitama-Senpai! the food is ready!" She screamed.

"You can put them here," I said, preparing the table.

She then walked here with the pot on her hands.

"Let's see the food you're proud of- OI! ISN'T THESE JUST VEGETABLES?!" I screamed.

"Hmm? of course these are vegetables. What makes you think I will cook other than vegetables?" She asked, tilting her head.

"Kugh, you're right, I was a fool for thinking too far," I said.

"Well, how about taste first then talk?" She asked smiling.

I looked at her smug face then back to the food.

"I guess you're right,"

I then take a bite of the food she prepared.

My eyes widened.

"This is?!" I was surprised at the taste.

"Fufu~ how's the taste?" She asked with a smug face.

"Not bad! how you made this?" I asked.

"Fufu~ you want to know?~ lend me your ears," She said.

I then put my ear closer to him.

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"Se-c-ret~"

I immediately took my head away from her and closed my right ear with both hands.

She giggled.

"A-are you teasing me?" I asked.

"Teasing you? hmm, if I looked at it, indeed it's like I'm teasing you. But worry not! I'm already taken *wink*" She explained.

"WHO CARES! stop teasing me geez," I said.

"Fufu~ kay kay, I'll sto-" She paused her speech.

Her expression immediately changed.

"What's wrong?" I curiously asked.

"Ah, n-nothing! Umm, Saitama-Senpai, looks like I gotta go home now, it's getting late," She said while giving an awkward smile.

Late? it's still 2 PM though, I pondered.

"Wait you wouldn't eat?" I asked.

"N-no, you can eat them all," She hurriedly went to the front door.

"Heh?" I dumbfounded.

"Umm so, bye Saitama-Senpai! see you in another day!" She said then running away.

"Don't come! geez," I stood up then walked to the front door.

"Atleast close the door darn it," 

When I was about to close the door, I heard a meow.

"Hmm? she even forgot her own cat..."

I sighed. Then walked to the cat.

Before I was about to pick it up...

"Hiiiisssssssss," *scratch*

I got scratched.

He then run to the front door and disappeared.

"..."

I walked to the front door once again to close the door. But then I realized something.

"Hmm?"

I looked at my hand and found out my glove is ripped with a scratch mark.

Was cat's scratch, this big? I pondered.

I then shrugged and closed the door.

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3rd POV

Boros was sitting on his usual royal chair. But suddenly, a black portal appeared in the middle of the room. Revealing the woman with long black hair and two horns that circled her head. Glowing red and gold eyes that revealed her demonic heritage could surely cause her enemies to falter. Fully plated black armor covered her torso and legs, big red gems on her chest area, and sharp claws as her gauntlets. And a long sweeping black tail that could act as a third hand. of course, none other than Rena. A.K.A. the God-level threat monster, Dark Monarch.

"Boros, what's the meaning of this," Rena asked.

Boros grinned. Then he stood up from his chair and walked.

"I was planning to destroy everything until you came but," Boros paused and stopped his walk. Then continued to say, "Looks like it's no longer necessary," 

"Boros... what's your purpose of coming here," Rena asked, sharping her brows.

"Of course,"

"A rematch,"