BurgerNoTomatoes FanFic Idea List

-Fanfic Idea Start-

Ryoichi Moneykawa.

A 16-year-old boy, deranged, and self-proclaimed Capitalist.

Admitted to the finest Highschool in Japan - He could only be admitted to Class 1-D.

Truthfully, he wasn't too excited about his stay there, away from the glories of Capitalism.

At least, that was until his Sensei explained the Point System and their monthly wage of 100,000 Points.

'Print on demand, backed by belief currency system?!'

'100,000 Point initial Cash Flow?!?!'

'No income tax?!'

'No business registration - Or any of those legal headaches?!'

'Motherfucker on a pogo stick! That's the best System I've heard in my life!'

'LETSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Being social?

'Nah, that's just networking - Helps the business.'

What about friends?

'Nah, potential business partners and suppliers/eager slaves - Greatly helps processing speed of the business and growth potential.'

...What about Tests, friendly competitions, and social gatherings?

'Nah, those are all business opportunities - Helps exponential growth of the business and pivoting business vision when necessary.'

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT IS THE BUSINESS?!

Anyway...

All was well until a good portion of Ryoichi's business plans came to a stop when his Sensei dearest revealed that their monthly income of 100,000 Points just dipped to 0.

"YOU RETARDED LOT! WE JUST LOST 100,000 POINTS OF CASH FLOW. ALL OF IT! NOT EVEN 50,000 OR 60,000... 100,000!"

Well, Ryoichi had to tweak his machinations for money-making quite a bit after that...

And so, begins a story of...

Money COUGH Point Making.

"Sports festival Lemonade Stand!" Ryoichi somehow loaned a spot in the middle of the sports festival

'I paid for it, duh.'

"Ryoichi-kun, We need you to partici-" Horikita approached Ryoichi while he was serving with a practiced smile.

"SHUT UP! I'M MAKING OUR CLASS RICH! LET ME DO MY JOB!" He responded shortly

Networking.

Questionable entrepreneurial ventures in the Depraved Men Niche?

"Get some High-Quality Kushida Feet Pics for only 1000 Points today! 50% off Only!"

...He made 60,000 on that day.

Point Loaning with questionable Slave contracts attached through a signed agreement from the 2nd party in the Student Council?

"RYO PLEASE! I CAN'T KEEP WORKING! I HAVE WORKED FOR 18 HOURS STRAIGHT!" Ike cried out

"THOSE 20,000 POINTS AIN'T GONNA POP OUT OF THIN AIR?! KEEP WORKING DUMBASS!" Ryoichi responded with a guttural roar

'Well, technically the school snaps its fingers and the points come outta thin air, but I'll let the idiot keep working, it's way funnier. AND EFFICIENT! BAHAHAHHAHAHA'

Dear God...

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I truly have no idea where this came from.

But the Point System in Classroom Of The Elite seems so abusable.

And a money-crazed Capitalist deranged kiddo with some knowledge abusing it seems funny in my eyes.