NOVEL WEB Chapter 6: The Not So Fake Fox News Presents: Who Wants To Be A Thing? — Your Official Announcement From the Government
The Not So Fake Fox News Presents: Who Wants To Be A Thing? — Your Official Announcement From the Government
Good evening, I'm Frisky Felicia. Tonight, we're diving into a new reality that's stranger than fiction: your government has officially decided—you are now considered "property." Yes, you heard that right. Welcome to the era where people, animals, and objects are all blurring into one big category: things.
As animals around the world vanish faster than your patience for bad news, it's time to ask the big question:
Who wants to be a thing?
Will you be a rare collectible, cherished and protected? Maybe a protected species, with special rights and all the perks? Or perhaps a legendary artifact, displayed in a museum for future generations to wonder what the heck happened?
In this new world, where extinction is the headline and common sense is in short supply, everyone gets to decide their new status. So step right up and claim your place! Will you be traded, treasured, or tossed aside?
The irony? While the planet loses its wild wonders, we're busy turning people into property, and property into profit. If you thought government announcements couldn't get any weirder, think again.
So buckle up, because tonight's episode is a wild ride through the absurdity of being "things" in a world that's losing its grip on what it means to be human.
Stay tuned, because in this game of Who Wants To Be A Thing, the only rule is: there are no rules. And the prize? Well, that's up to you.