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The Not So Fake Fox News Presents: Inside The Basement Yard—Joe Santagato's Kingdom of Well-Spoken Idiocy

Welcome back to The Not So Fake Fox News! I'm Frisky Felicia, and tonight we're shining a light on Joe Santagato and his so-called crusade against idiots, straight from his digital kingdom at thebasementyard.com

Joe loves to say he can't stand idiots—but let's be real: if you dress up your nonsense in the right words and sound politically correct, you're suddenly part of his crew. For a guy who claims to hate idiots, he sure surrounds himself with them—heck, he might even be their king. It's like the only thing Joe really can't stand is when stupidity isn't delivered with a thesaurus and a straight face.

So, if you're looking for common sense, don't bother checking Joe's basement—he's too busy hosting a master class in well-spoken idiocy.