Chapter 18 - Testing Emergency Food Can
The emergency food can that I had opened was emitting a delicious aroma.
The contents of the emergency food can are fish meat that has been cooked in hot water bubbles until it is ready to eat at any time.
By opening the lid of the can until it was pull off, I revealed the contents of the emergency food that would soon be distributed to the people, who entering the refugee area designated by Marquess Rommel.
Because the population has reduced and only the native population remained, it made Marquess Rommel's responsibility to ensure the safety and food of the people much easier.
"As you can see, this emergency food can is more appetizing and the aroma of the spices is much better than just adding spices to the food, right?" I said, showing one of the emergency foods to a curious high-level adventurer.
Even though the emergency food promotion demonstration went well, I could still see some doubts in the eyes of the people who saw this emergency food demonstration.
Even though I had drunk water in a glass mixed with rat poison.
Even with my gesture of pushing food to them, it didn't make the high-level adventurer immediately take the can of emergency food that was ready to be eaten.
"You don't want to eat it?" I asked as I placed the emergency food can on the table and took out a fork from my magic storage box.
"If you don't want to eat it, then I will eat it," I continued, while stabbing one of the fish and eating it in front of everyone.
Nom...
Nom...
The fish meat felt soft in my mouth, and the spices were perfectly absorbed into the fish, making me moan with pleasure.
"Mmmnn... this is delicious. I want to eat it all, but it will be a problem if I don't join the dinner. Alice... Alyssa... let's finish this emergency canned food together," I said while giving her the fork I had used to eat the fish meat in the emergency food can.
Kirraa...
Kirraa...
With sparkling eyes, I could see Alice and Alyssa, who wanted to grab the fork I was holding, but the fork in my hand suddenly disappeared, as if it had been stolen by someone.
Swoosh...
The moment the fork in my hand disappeared, I could feel a gust of wind, as if someone was moving quickly to steal the fork in my hand.
That also made Alice and Alyssa look furious at someone who had stolen the fork I was holding, along with their hands pointing the magic staff at someone sitting in the distance.
"Hmm~ Hmm~ Experiencing the local food of a different town is the advantage of a freelance adventurer like me," said a female adventurer who had gone to the bathroom earlier on the pretext of peeing and testing the emergency food cans cooked by urine.
Even though it sounds disgusting, I can smell the scent of urine slowly disappearing after the small cubes purify the murky urine into clear water that is safe to drink directly.
With my fork, easily recognized by its pattern, in her hand, it made Alice and Alyssa appear to move and cast a soundless magic attack.
Slaasshh!!
Baaam!!
The magic chant performed by Alice and Alyssa was Air Slash, which did not cause too deep physical injuries. Even when the Air Slash magic chant hit the tables and chair of this restaurant, it did not damage them.
Alice and Alyssa's control of their magic core in carrying out magic attacks is above average, without going through the normal education that noble families often undergo before their children enter the Aurora Royal Academy. Both of them cast a spell without causing over damage.
The high-ranking female adventurer quickly dodged Alice and Alyssa's Air Slash magic attack. By Quickly shifting seats without spilling the food in the emergency food can, I saw someone doing a light warm-up before a lively activity.
Slasshh!!
Baamm!!
Slasshh!!
Baamm!!
Alice and Alyssa's attacks were relentless and didn't damage any of the restaurant's furniture. Alice and Alyssa's expressions grew even more serious when they realized the person they were facing was no ordinary female adventurer.
I sighed after seeing the situation change drastically like this, even though it didn't destroy the furniture in the restaurant, Alice and Alyssa's actions did not reflect the actions of a noblewoman who was friendly and faced the situation calmly.
Helena also glanced at me and hoped that this small fight would not become a big one.
Slasshh!!
Baamm!!
Slasshh!!
Baamm!!
Alice and Alyssa's magical attacks were increasingly, becoming terrifying. Even with their quick, silent magic chants, the female adventurer seemed to be enjoying herself, simply treating it as leisurely exercise.
The difference in experience between the female adventurer and my twin sister was so obvious that I deliberately used Sakura Dash and Sakura Vanish to retrieve the fork that the female adventurer had stolen.
Swaasshh...
With a quick and precise movement, I took the stolen fork to stop the madness that was controlling my twin sister.
As I entered Alice and Alyssa's attack range, I felt time slow down, and the female adventurer's movements were slowed. My hand immediately reached for the fork she had stolen. Then quickly returned to my twin sisters' side to stop their madness with Sakura Vanish and Sakura Dash.
Swaasshh...
When I returned to my twin sisters' side, who were mad with the female adventurer, I gently pulled Alice and Alyssa's ears in turn.
"Nyaaah!! Onee-sama?" Alice screamed in a surprised tone.
"Lily-nee??" Alyssa looked normal as her ear was gently pulled by my hand.
"I've taken the stolen fork, so stop your attacks," I said while showing the fork in my hand after I pulled Alice and Alyssa's ears alternately.
Chommp...
While showing the fork in my hand, I stabbed the fish meat that was starting to cool after being cooked well using the emergency cooking equipment.
Nom...
Nom...
After making sure it was still delicious and warm, I stabbed one of the pieces of meat in the emergency food can to feed Alice and Alyssa in turn.
"Open your mouths wide," I said while pointing the fork that had pierced one of the soft fish meats mixed with spices that gave off a delicious aroma.
Alice and Alyssa placed their magic staffs aside to receive the food from my hand.
"Onee-sama..." Alice obeyed my words and opened her mouth wide.
"Lily-nee..." Alyssa also obeyed my words and opened her mouth wide.
Swoosh...
I suddenly felt a gust of wind and saw the female adventurer who had previously opened her mouth wide in front of me.
"..." that made me speechless and pay attention to her who had no shame.
"What are you doing?" I asked as the female adventurer opened her mouth wide.
"Waiting for a bite from you?" he replied with a cheerful smile.
"Didn't you just cook emergency food?" I continued, noticing the expression on her face, which was deliberately smiling seductively at me.
"Eh? Is it wrong to join in the meal and be fed by a beautiful girl like you?" asked the female adventurer, causing all the members of her adventurer party to lower their faces as if they didn't recognize the female adventurer in front of them.
I ignored her temptation to feed Alice and Alyssa with soft fish meat.
Chomp...
Chomp...
As I fed my adorable twin sisters, I could see their mouths puffed out with food and chewing. My twin sisters' pretty, adorable faces made some mans blush when they saw them chewing.
Skuutt...
Skuutt...
When I was feeding my twin sisters with soft fish meat, my hands felt like they were being pulled by the female adventurer who wanted to enjoy the food from my hands, too.
"Huft..." With a long and heavy sigh, I was forced to give her the rest of the emergency food.
Chomp...
By eating the remaining soft fish meat, the emergency food that I was holding was finished.
"Yup, it's finished. Next is to dispose of this emergency food can by breaking the seal located underneath," I said while breaking the seal made of wood.
Ctaass...
Splasshh!!
With the sound of a seal being torn apart, a magic circle suddenly devoured the emergency food can and disappeared instantly, as if sucked in by something mysterious.
"As you can see, besides making it easy to fill your stomach in an emergency, this emergency food can also come with an environmentally friendly magic disposal. You don't have to bother throwing the can away and leaving the shelter," I said while explaining about the wooden seal located at the bottom of the emergency food can.
I immediately took one of the emergency food cans and showed the location of the wooden seal to everyone who was watching the demonstration of the emergency food can promotion.
This emergency food promotion demonstration should have been finished a long time ago, but I forgot to show the wooden seal magic used to dispose of these emergency food cans.
This wooden seal comes from my Goddess, who cares about the practicality of waste disposal. Rather than carelessly dumping trash, my Goddess created a useful wooden seal like this.
I was quite surprised by the idea put forward by my Goddess.
I mean... I never thought that the perverted Goddess who always wanted to see me flirting with other girls would think of something as useful as this. Isn't that something I didn't expect?
[ Lily-chan, I listened to what you said in your heart. ]
I suddenly heard my Goddess's words in my mind.
[ I would feel guilty if this world were polluted by the trash you bought from the Yurifcation Shop. That's why I added such a feature and a wooden seal magic. ]
[ In addition, the wooden seal will be active if it is not broken after the can lid is opened for ten days. So make sure to finish the food within ten days. ]
My Goddess, you are sometimes able to think of complicated things like Princess Anastasia and Alyssa, aren't you?
[ Lily-chan... I don't know if this is sarcasm or a teasing. ]
[ I will consider this a compliment from this beautiful Lily-chan! ]
[ Kyaaa!! I was praised by Lily-chan! I'm so happy today! ]
With the screams of the Goddess filling my mind, I felt my head was heavy and my ears were ringing.
I tried to hold back the screams of the Goddess, who was feeling happy, and paid attention to the people around me who wanted to taste the emergency food cans in front of them.