(BL) I teleported again and now all demons want me!

Warning: A bit steamy cough

Eric also didn't know why he did that but his defence mechanism suddenly activated and whoops-

Eric's knee moved on its own and managed to get an ALL KILL on the extremely long river of whatever shitty comparison anyone else had.

Eric saw the surprise in Del's eyes before the latter fell backwards in pain. So, demons also felt pain if their private part was assaulted like this. This was an important discovery but Eric couldn't dwell on his victory and instantly made his way out of the pool.

What was this situation? Just what happened? Just why was Del being like this? Danger. Danger. 1000 of danger alerts rang in Eric's mind. Eric couldn't get close to Del. Absolutely not, he rather took his chance with stupid students than sit on the throne of the Demon Lord!

Because honestly, there was a scary thing hanging between Del's tighs! But the terrifying part wasn't over yet. Just as Eric thought he was able to grasp the diminishing sliver of hope, it vanished like a smelless fart and left a cloud of nothingness for Eric, as he was suddenly pulled back by a big and way too strong arm.

With a plum, Eric landed back in the water and actually submerged. Struggling and shocked about what just happened, Eric opened his eyes to see just what was in the water that hit his face and to his 72nd death, an oddly specific number, 'it', 'it' 'IT' the longest and thickest stick in the universe was laying on Eric's face.

Eric, like a lightning bolt tire, escaped the situation and accidentally made the mistake of opening his mouth to gasp for air but instead swallowed a mouthful of water, but there was something even worse than drowning. It was Eric's tongue again, accidentally, tasting something rather-

Hmm, Eric rather wanted to die right now than to explain the fucking taste-

Go and taste it yourself! Go and experience this fucking nutcome of a scenario your-fucking-self!

Wait, don't- Please don't try this at home. These were Eric's infamous last words as he said his prayers and parted from the world.

Farewell, my life. I lived good but I could've lived better. I shouldn't have been cursed. It may be my bad but at least, at least, Eric teared up dramatically, I was able to escape my curse in the end.

Del didn't calculate that when he wanted to pull Eric back into his arms the poor and adorable human sank into water. Were humans this fragile and weak?

Del quickly wanted to rescue Eric until his whole body shivered. Del had indulged himself for ages in pleasure but never has he felt such an electrical feeling surging through his body and numbing his brain and senses.

Just what was this human? How was Del's mind and body attracted to him?

When Del felt the soft sensation of Eric's tongue wrapping around his most proud member although it was only for a second, it was pure bliss and ecstasy, forcing even the hateful heavens crashing down on him and lulling him to a dream and desire of wanting more. Del's eyes dangerously narrowed and he sought more. He wanted all of Eric.

But as the air bubbles suddenly increased in the water, Del got worried and threw himself out of his unsatisfied hunger.

Despite his yearning stiff and pulsating member, Del quickly pulled Eric out of his misery to throw him into a lava pit of tremendous tortures.

Eric really didn't have it easy. After the brief bliss Eric bestowed Del, Del forgot and forgave Eric for harming his arrogant weapon that obediently twitched and waited for the day it could bury itself in Eric.

PUAH! Eric coughed up all of the water and was traumatised from his near-death experience and swore to never acknowledge Del's existence anymore.

A minute later.

"I apologise, I didn't know humans could die so easily."

"Oh no, your highness, it's fine," inside, Eric's face contorted but outside Eric smiled and was a loyal subject.

His previous conviction just now was already thrown away and Eric kissed up to Del forcefully forcing his mind to erase what just happened.

While Del sat on the side of the pool Eric sat on the other side, not making any eye contact with Del. It was very cute in Del's eyes but Eric involuntarily shivered whenever he felt Del's gaze on him. Eric has been scared for his life. He could never look at Del again without being reminded, without feeling, without even fucking tasting 'that'!

Eric felt like his life was over and while he seemed adorable and docile, in Eric's mind he hatched an evil plan and that was...

To escape! Fuck yes! Eric really was going to escape this time! He'd find the way! Fuck that curse! Who cared about it? It was only some nonsense hogus bogus to make him afraid of something that didn't even exist!

Yeah, ok, to be fair, there might be powers in the Demon World. It's not like Eric completely disregarded the teleportation powers of Del or the black wings of Mak that seemed too real to be fake, and even Eric's skill was not scientifically explainable.

Fuck this shit, why was Eric even trying to justify anything with science at this point? Science was already long thrown out of the window. Shoo shoo with you.

Speaking of his skill, Eric wanted to read Del's mind to know if he angered Del by kicking his nuts but Eric's skill was still on a cooldown.

"I also should apologise for, erm, disgracing and offending you like that," Eric bowed shyly while his hidden face showed malice. Just you wai-

"Don't worry about it. There's enough time in the future for you to make it up to 'it'," Del's nonchalant face froze Eric within a split second and his face blanked.

D-Did he hear right? I-IT? Not 'me'? Fuck you! What the hell does this mean?

Omg, Eric knew exactly what it meant! IT was exactly what it sounded like!

Eric didn't dare to look at Del but he knew-

All of his survival instincts told him to go and RUN, ESCAPE!

SAVE YOUR BODY! ERICCCCC!!!

RUN ERIC RUNNNN!

Eric instantly pushed himself out of the terror and smiled at Del, "I've heard I have to report to you after each lesson."

Good job, Eric. Good. Good. Just bliss over the remark Del made. Ignore it. Switch topic. Good. Good. Very good.

"Ah yes," Del nodded but his eyes never left the rosy untouched buds of Eric.

Eric shivered again. In the human world, Eric was the top of the top but now this prideful scum was reduced to nothing but pitiful shivering bunny ready to be preyed on in front of the Demon Lord. Just how much more humiliation and terror did Eric have to endure?

It didn't matter, this was the last time Eric would see Del anyway. Yes, this time, Eric would successfully manage to escape.

"The students are all enthusiastic about learning and there are no problems. Their stories are interesting and I believe they'll become amazing authors soon," Eric's sincere words were just a front for his nasty thoughts of abandoning these students. 

Before giving Del time to speak, Eric stood up and hastily said, "That's the report. Until next time, your highness. Long live his highness," Eric bowed before he buttnaked raced out of the pool, grabbed his stuff and went with the wind to the bedroom without Del being able to recognise what just happened.

When Del did, Del thought that Eric almost drowning left a bad impression on Del, so Del gave up on teleporting instantly to Eric's room.

Del smirked. There was more than enough time to chase after Eric.

This author be wildin this chapter LMAO

Also, goodness, I have proofread this chap at least a few times but I still find mistakes and I'm probably sure there will be still some my eyes just blissed over... I'm sorry, I bet the previous chaps also had a bunch of mistakes and the future chaps will as well...

Please forgive me, I'm trying my best but I'm only a one-man army fighting against an abundance of words, time and patience. This is a war that has been lost from the beginning...lmaoo