Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

Due to the angle, the bald man who was working hard didn't see me, but Ah Yuan saw me. She blinked boldly and licked her lips with an ambiguous expression.

I don't have the hobby of peeking at other people's privacy, so I turned around and left immediately. After about 20 minutes, Ah Yuan trotted over and found me.

"Hi! Brother Feng, good evening, did you see it just now?"

"That bald guy is your boyfriend? What's his name?" I asked casually.

A Yuan suddenly laughed and said, "Bullshit boyfriend! He's just a bachelor, I'll earn 500 yuan for him once, by the way, Brother Feng, you're free!"

"Hehe, no need, I don't have that hobby, Ah Yuan, I want to ask you, did you also do this business before messing with Ninth Sister?"

"Why, Brother Feng, do you look down on me?"

"I don't mean that. I just ask casually. If you don't want to say it, don't say it."

Ah Yuan is a serious whore, she looked indifferent, took a puff of cigarette, and said openly: "There is nothing I can't talk about, before I hang out with Jiujie, I mainly hang out in nightclubs to do hair salon business, Feng Brother, when you asked me like this, I suddenly remembered my master."

"Your master? Male or female?"

"Of course it's a woman. She is the master who brought me into the industry and taught me skills. My master is known in this industry as Zhoukou Su Nu. She is very famous. Have you never heard of it?"

I shook my head and said I hadn't heard of it. The usual circles are different, so it's normal that I haven't heard of it.

Ah Yuan looked up at the stars in the sky, and suddenly said: "It's a pity that she died of illness, and I only learned half of what she can't do."

I asked curiously: "This thing still pays attention to skills? Then what skills have you learned? You can perform it if it is convenient, but there is a premise that you can't touch me."

Ah Yuan said: "Brother Feng, I know that people like you are afraid of getting into trouble, so you are usually so self-disciplined. To be honest, there are not a thousand men I have met, but five hundred, like Brother Feng." There are still very few people who are as self-disciplined as you, and most of them are pretending to be gentlemen and prudish, and when they really get to bed, they spend more fucking money than anyone else."

"If you don't let me touch you, then I won't be able to perform most of my skills. How about I tell you a set of unique skills to identify women? Do you want to hear it?"

"Distinguishing a woman's unique skills? What do you mean? Distinguishing what?"

Ah Yuan laughed softly: "It's just to tell if a woman is wearing a tea pot. If you learn this trick, you will be blessed with happiness in the future."

I understood it this time, and coughed in embarrassment. The secret method A Yuan talked about next was taught to her by her master nicknamed Zhoukousu Nu. Anyway, just listen to it as an interesting joke. .

Ah Yuan said: "Brother Feng, you don't know something. Many of these women are carrying tea vessels, and there are eight kinds of the best ones!"

"Respectively, one is the pocket purse, the other is the sea anemone wrapped around the mountain, the third is the octopus terrace, the fourth is the clear water tiger, the fifth is the thousands of earthworms, the sixth is the jade vortex of the four seasons, the seventh is the duckbill snail, and the eighth is the ten heavenly palace. .”

My eyes widened when I heard this. This really touched my blind spot of knowledge. For example, what are the octopus terraces, and what are duck-billed snails?The only fucking thing I know is a platypus.

She also said: "Actually, many women don't know that they have tea pots all their lives. For example, when she and her husband are doing things, the husband is always too fast. Generally, when this happens, it will be considered that the man is not good. In fact, it is not the case. It is not the man. There is something wrong, but it is the reason of the woman, even if it is changed to a man, it is the same, it is not that a man who has experienced many battles can't hold it at all."

Seeing that I was shocked, Ah Yuan said triumphantly: "Brother Feng, in the future, if you are lucky enough to come across any of these eight types, you will be overjoyed. They will make you feel so happy. My master told me before that the Ten Heavenly Palaces are the most powerful." , is a peerless artifact, but I don’t think so, I think the duck-billed snail is the most powerful and the rarest, maybe not one woman out of a hundred thousand.”

I said, let’s talk about it, I am quite interested in this, I have never heard of it before.

A Yuan explained: "Brother Feng, in fact, no matter which of these eight types has a corresponding external performance, it is not absolutely accurate, but it can be estimated roughly. Narrower than a chopstick, and the ear groove behind the ear is as slender as a knife."

I said I remembered it, what else?

"There are also sea anemones wrapped around the mountain," A-Tang pointed to his forehead and said, "For this kind of girl, there will be vertical lines in Yintang, and the distance between each vertical line is about half a centimeter, especially when you are frowning. Obviously, it should be noted that it is different from ordinary forehead lines, which are all horizontal lines."

"There are also octopus terraces. The external manifestation of this is that there is a black mole on the face and a little bit above the middle of the person."

"Bi Shuihu, this kind of woman is generally over 1.7 meters tall, with a broad frame, but a small courage, and her voice is also very low when talking to people! You can't hear what she is saying unless you listen carefully. This Pay attention, the fucking best."

"Siji jade vortex, this is rare, don't try it, it's not easy to distinguish from the appearance, because there are no main features, but my master said, generally this kind of women have the habit of biting fingernails, it may not be accurate, when Take an opinion."

I asked with a cigarette in my hand, "What about the Ten Heavenly Palace? The name sounds amazing."

"It's amazing!"

Ah Yuan's face was solemn, and he said: "The Ten Heavenly Palaces are unique, you must pay attention to this, when a woman pregnant with the Ten Heavenly Palaces laughs, the corners of her two eyes will wrinkle, which is not normal. crow's feet, what about those wrinkles...like a circle with a cross in the middle!"

I said great, what about the duck mouth?

"It's not a duckbill, it's a duckbill snail!"

A Yuan frowned and said: "If there is no one in ten thousand heavenly palaces, then the duck-billed snail is the best in the world. It belongs to the stuff of legend. I haven't seen one since I have been in the industry for so long. As for the external performance, because of who?" I’ve never seen it, so I can only speculate.”

Ah Yuan pointed to the space between her thighs, and said seriously, "I speculate...it might be that her part looks like a duck's beak."